Quasi, it is time to take out that little white card I was telling you about earlier.
Once again, like my exchange with Beth on the gun thread, my comment had absolutely nothing to do with you.
In fact, it was a reference to a comment I made on another thread to Push, commending him for his moderate and reasonable response to a couple of comments I thought he was sure to lambaste, and jokingly said “who are you and what have you done with my friend Pushharder.” Now, when I saw his characteristically acerbic response to your post, I welcomed back the persona I knew so well.
See, you haven’t been around long enough to know this yet, but Push and I are good friends on this site, but we have gotten into some bitter arguments, particularly when cherished beliefs (typically held by him) are called into question (typically by me). Once you settle down a bit, try searching for any evolution vs creation threads, abortion vs pro-life threads, almost any religion threads, a number of US foreign policy threads, and a thread about the anniversary of the Hiroshima bombing. You will see Push and myself rhetorically clawing at each other’s throats. But always with respect.
There was one great thread that is no longer around ever since they shitcanned Sex and the Male Animal, about a modern-day pirate harem. It soon became a full-fledged pirate war, with Captain Bloody Varq and his crew versus Captain Pushbeard and his crew trading insults and threats in piratespeak not only on that thread, but on EVERY THREAD we encountered each other on for about two weeks.
None of this would have been possible if we didn’t come to realize that we had more in common than not, and respected one another. Granted, this kind of mutual respect takes time, and you have been on this site what, a little over a year? My first impression of you from the Japan thread was that you were impatient to be taken seriously, and sulky when you weren’t given the respect you thought you deserved. Well, respect is earned by giving it. You have always treated me with courtesy, and I have responded in kind. Push is no different. I mean, he’s an ornery sumbitch, but he’s also an intelligent, reasonable man who responds to intelligence and reason in others.
For all Push’s stated hatred of predators, he does share one thing in common with them: he can sense weakness. Don’t be weak. Don’t e an asshole, but don’t be a pussy either. Pussies often get their panties in a bunch. And if there’s one thing to know about Push, it’s that nothing brings out the dick in him faster than the scent of pussy. I mean that literally and figuratively.
Quasi, I like you, and I’m saying this as a friend: you’ve got to unclench your butt-cheeks a bit. Learn to laugh at yourself once in a while, or I guarantee you, plenty of people will be happy to do it for you.