I Would Like To...

[quote]pushharder wrote:
…see all the galz in the “Oleena - More Pics” thread in a group hug. A nekkid group hug. In PMPM’s bar/gym/shop. On a large round bed. Covered in oil. With produce. On my birthday.[/quote]

Produce? Don’t you mean Sushi?

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Drizzt wrote:
Do this… Naked…

Would it ‘Kickstart Your Heart’?[/quote]

“WOAAH! YEAAAH!”

beat the indoor slave personal trainer at my gym till his semi-dead and fart in his mouth as a form of CPR.

[quote]meesuspush wrote:
pushharder wrote:
…see all the galz in the “Oleena - More Pics” thread in a group hug. A nekkid group hug. In PMPM’s bar/gym/shop. On a large round bed. Covered in oil. With produce. On my birthday.

Produce? Don’t you mean Sushi?[/quote]

Invite both those classy hoes. More the merrier.

…find gainful employment as a Court Jester.

…be awesome

oh shit

nevermind!

…find a job that doesn’t require ass in seat for the whole week.

…recieve a back replacement

…recieve the back of a 100% healthy powerlifter

…have a three way with two 10s (all you guys were thinking it and didn’t have the free left hand to type this all out)

[quote]B rocK wrote:

…recieve the back of a 100% healthy powerlifter

[/quote]

Is there such a thing?

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
B rocK wrote:

…recieve the back of a 100% healthy powerlifter

Is there such a thing?

[/quote]

Hi, asshole.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
B rocK wrote:

…recieve the back of a 100% healthy powerlifter

Is there such a thing?

Hi, asshole.[/quote]

Sup

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
B rocK wrote:

…recieve the back of a 100% healthy powerlifter

Is there such a thing?

Hi, asshole.[/quote]

hold onto that gift and NEVER EVER let it go!!!

(aka Don’t Get Old)

apparently old in my case was 23? wtfxupswitdat?

Produce and Distribute the video of the naked group hug with all the women from the “Oleena - More Pics” thread and RRJC. In PMPM’s bar/gym/shop on a large round bed covered in oil.

That’d produce a pretty penny.

[quote]ddot76 wrote:
Produce and Distribute the video of the naked group hug with all the women from the “Oleena - More Pics” thread and RRJC. In PMPM’s bar/gym/shop on a large round bed covered in oil.

That’d produce a pretty penny.[/quote]

gross…

(see thread to understand)

[quote]jchenky wrote:

I’ve got the piano down. Not sure I would want to be in a band…

You need a drummer? I’ve got a drummer for you. When Motley crue came to Calgary he replaced Tommy Lee for the night. (Not sure what was wrong with Tommy) He is an amazing drummer.

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lol, what’s not wrong with Tommy? :slight_smile:

Yeah I do need a drummer, other than that we are good to go. A good drummer is always the hardest thing to find.

I enjoy playing alone also, but there is nothing like playing with a group of like-minded people. Good times…

…have a chick on the side at the office.

[quote]jlutz3 wrote:
…have a chick on the side at the office.[/quote]

I hate to break it to you, but men who cheat on their significant others are scumbags.

So you should have just said “I want to be a scumbag”.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
jlutz3 wrote:
…have a chick on the side at the office.

I hate to break it to you, but men who cheat on their significant others are scumbags.

So you should have just said “I want to be a scumbag”.[/quote]

he SHOULD have said

“…have a chick on the OTHER side of my chick (at the office”

Sit back and have a beer while hot T-Vixens do nude jumping jacks and teddy headstands all around me :smiley:

Get the tattoos I’ve been putting off.

Do that zip line thing in Brazil

ride in a bobsled

zoom around in a race car at top speed

I’ve always wanted to try that lumberjack log spinning in the water thing

go to PM/PM’s bar if she puts in a mechanical surfboard, I love those things, the bulls hurt my thighs and ass