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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
Stuntman Mike wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Stuntman Mike wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
imhungry wrote:

Why do you care so much about what he does? You know nothing about either him, nor his life. He’s tring to do something positive and you guys want to criticize him for making his own decisions?

It’s like fucking highschool shit.

And why do you care so much what I do?

What’s worse, having a bit of fun at this kid’s expense or enthusiastically encouraging him to continue making what any ADULT recognizes as a massive mistake?

Well. Why do you think it’s a massive mistake?

The truth is you don’t know much about me besides the retarded persona I have place on these forums from time to time.

I am willing to listen though… but I guess I don’t appreciate being made fun of for this.

I can take other stuff… but I’m actually offended this time (mostly by others… but eh…)

Well DUDE, get some thicker fucking skin then. Your just a little kid. Do you even have a job at 19? Place to live?

I doubt you can even please her in bed!

pm me for tips

Actually. I do have a job. And a place to live.

Seeing as how the majority of new college graduates aren’t making enough money right now to be well off enough to get married, I highly doubt a new high school graduate is making enough.

And your mom’s house doesn’t count.

Last time I checked, you can be engaged for as long as needed.

As in. Until I get a good job.

seriously? so instead of just dating for a few years until your ready to get married, you figure youll propose to this girl, and claim her until your ready to seal the deal?

this just got comical

It wasn’t just me proposing. My fiance and I planned this out months ahead of time.

My point was… just because I don’t have an awesome job now… and I’m engaged… does not mean I’m a fuck up.

There is always more time to get a better job to support a marriage. We aren’t rushed. We just wanted to be engaged because we love eachother.

And if you want to criticise and question that, whatever. This is my life. I’m happy with it.[/quote]

is that the new cool thing to do? engage when you think your in love? so that way when it ends, you dont have to go through a divorce, just call off the wedding?

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[quote]Liv92 wrote:
austin_bicep wrote:
Pussy whipped or not he blew me on the balcony of the Hung Shi Palace. It was great and I enjoyed it. Tourists loved it and it was top 8 on Chinas most erotic scenes for 3 years.

Really now…[/quote]

Lmao I deserved making that era. She* blew me on the balconies.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
imhungry wrote:

Why do you care so much about what he does? You know nothing about either him, nor his life. He’s tring to do something positive and you guys want to criticize him for making his own decisions?

It’s like fucking highschool shit.

And why do you care so much what I do?

What’s worse, having a bit of fun at this kid’s expense or enthusiastically encouraging him to continue making what any ADULT recognizes as a massive mistake?

You know why? Because I figured that you were a little more grown up than some of the other guys on here and I wouldn’t expect this reaction from you.

He’s got as much chance of making it work, than many other ‘grownups’ who make the same decisions. You don’t have his best interests at heart at all.

Also, what you guys are doing is going beyond of “having a bit of fun at this kid’s expense”… You’re just being assholes.[/quote]

go back to SAMA, old man

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[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
Liv92 wrote:
austin_bicep wrote:
Pussy whipped or not he blew me on the balcony of the Hung Shi Palace. It was great and I enjoyed it. Tourists loved it and it was top 8 on Chinas most erotic scenes for 3 years.

Really now…

Lmao I deserved making that era. She* blew me on the balconies. [/quote]

touching story non the less.

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[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
Liv92 wrote:
austin_bicep wrote:
Pussy whipped or not he blew me on the balcony of the Hung Shi Palace. It was great and I enjoyed it. Tourists loved it and it was top 8 on Chinas most erotic scenes for 3 years.

Really now…

Lmao I deserved making that era. She* blew me on the balconies. [/quote]

HA.

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[quote]detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

Damn straight.

I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.

By age 20 I’ve:

Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player

Helped my guitar teacher teach kids

Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums

In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy

Work 30+ hours a week

Going to total elite at 181.

What have you done punk?[/quote]

Your Mom.

Bwahahahaha.

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

Damn straight.

I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.

By age 20 I’ve:

Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player

Helped my guitar teacher teach kids

Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums

In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy

Work 30+ hours a week

Going to total elite at 181.

What have you done punk?

Your Mom.

Bwahahahaha.[/quote]

Shit that reminds me, I’m also living by myself without the aid of my parents since they both are in the process of moving back to Guatemala.

lolwut I mean, durka durka mohammed jihad jihad!

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[quote]WS4JB wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

Theres your problem right there, you were sexually active at too young of an age, warped your view on male/female relationships.

Next time I go to mass I’ll pray for you.
[/quote]

No. There is no problem.

I think there lies a problem in all you assholes coming here and criticizing me heavily for being engaged.

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[quote]Liv92 wrote:
austin_bicep wrote:
Liv92 wrote:
austin_bicep wrote:
Pussy whipped or not he blew me on the balcony of the Hung Shi Palace. It was great and I enjoyed it. Tourists loved it and it was top 8 on Chinas most erotic scenes for 3 years.

Really now…

Lmao I deserved making that era. She* blew me on the balconies.

touching story non the less. [/quote]

Thanks man. I’m celeb over there.

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[quote]detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

Damn straight.

I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.

By age 20 I’ve:

Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player

Helped my guitar teacher teach kids

Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums

In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy

Work 30+ hours a week

Going to total elite at 181.

What have you done punk?

Your Mom.

Bwahahahaha.

Shit that reminds me, I’m also living by myself without the aid of my parents since they both are in the process of moving back to Guatemala.

lolwut I mean, durka durka mohammed jihad jihad![/quote]

Congratulations.

I hope you find happiness.

Maybe I don’t have many ‘achievments’ to put forth… but you ain’t the only one who works 30+ hours a week.

I work 40 hours a week, 3rd shift at a 24/7 gas station. I make decent money for my age, I would think.

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

Damn straight.

I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.

By age 20 I’ve:

Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player

Helped my guitar teacher teach kids

Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums

In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy

Work 30+ hours a week

Going to total elite at 181.

What have you done punk?

Your Mom.

Bwahahahaha.

Shit that reminds me, I’m also living by myself without the aid of my parents since they both are in the process of moving back to Guatemala.

lolwut I mean, durka durka mohammed jihad jihad!

Congratulations.

I hope you find happiness.
[/quote]

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

Theres your problem right there, you were sexually active at too young of an age, warped your view on male/female relationships.

Next time I go to mass I’ll pray for you.

No. There is no problem.

I think there lies a problem in all you assholes coming here and criticizing me heavily for being engaged.[/quote]

I think this is appropriate

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

Damn straight.

I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.

By age 20 I’ve:

Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player

Helped my guitar teacher teach kids

Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums

In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy

Work 30+ hours a week

Going to total elite at 181.

What have you done punk?

Your Mom.

Bwahahahaha.[/quote]

Ok guys, its done, I see no way to come back from that.

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

Damn straight.

I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.

By age 20 I’ve:

Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player

Helped my guitar teacher teach kids

Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums

In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy

Work 30+ hours a week

Going to total elite at 181.

What have you done punk?

Your Mom.

Bwahahahaha.

Shit that reminds me, I’m also living by myself without the aid of my parents since they both are in the process of moving back to Guatemala.

lolwut I mean, durka durka mohammed jihad jihad!

Congratulations.

I hope you find happiness.
[/quote]

Did you really post this on the internet thinking we would treat you like a human being? What did you think this was? The land of the free? This is the internet man. Home to broken feelings, hurt emotions, and pasty white boys with hawt abz who bench 405. For reps. Warmup reps.

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

Damn straight.

I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.

By age 20 I’ve:

Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player

Helped my guitar teacher teach kids

Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums

In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy

Work 30+ hours a week

Going to total elite at 181.

What have you done punk?

Your Mom.

Bwahahahaha.

Shit that reminds me, I’m also living by myself without the aid of my parents since they both are in the process of moving back to Guatemala.

lolwut I mean, durka durka mohammed jihad jihad!

Congratulations.

I hope you find happiness.

Maybe I don’t have many ‘achievments’ to put forth… but you ain’t the only one who works 30+ hours a week.

I work 40 hours a week, 3rd shift at a 24/7 gas station. I make decent money for my age, I would think. [/quote]

Shit, I’d kill myself if I worked at a gas station, your pay is shit.

At least I get paid well, and I get free supps from it too.

You’re still failing, and pretty hard too.

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Just curious.

Was all this stuff because of how much bullshit I spread around before?

Pay back?

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Just a thought.

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There are times when you get suckered in,

by drugs and alcohol, and sex with women, M’kay.

But when you do these things too much,

You’ve become and addict, and must get back in touch…

You can do it! It’a all up to you, M’kaaaay.

With a little plan you can change your lives todaaaay!

You don’t have to spend your lives addicted to smack

Homeless on the street givin’ hand-jobs for crack

follow my plan and very soon you will saaay

It’s easy M’kay!

Step one, instead of ‘ass’ say ‘buns’

like ‘kiss my buns’ or

‘you’re a bun’s hole’

Step two, intead of ‘shit’ say ‘poo’

as in ‘bull-poo,’ ‘poo-head’

and ‘this poo is cold’

Step Three, with ‘bitch’ drop the ‘T’

'cause ‘Bich’ is latin for ‘generosity’!

Step four, don’t say ‘fuck’ anymore!

'Cause ‘fuck’ is the worst word that you can say,

so just use the word ‘M’kay!’

We can do it, it’s all up to us, M’kaaay!

With a little plan we can change our lives todaaay!

We don’t have to spend our lives shootin’ up the trash

Homeless on the streets given’ hand-jobs for cash

Follow this plan and very soon we will saaay

It’s easy, m’kaaaay!

Step one, instead of ‘ass’ say ‘buns’

like ‘kiss my buns’ or

‘you’re a bun’s hole!’

Step two, intead of ‘shit’ say ‘poo’

as in ‘bull-poo,’ ‘poo-head’

and ‘this poo is cold’

Step Three, with ‘bitch’ drop the ‘T’

'cause ‘Bich’ is latin for ‘generosity’!

Step four, don’t say ‘fuck’ anymore!

'Cause ‘fuck’ is the worst word that you can say,

‘fuck’ is the worst word that you can say!

We shouldn’t say ‘fuck,’ no, we should say ‘fuck’, fuck no!

You’re cured, you can go!

We don’t have to spend our lives shootin’ up the trash

Homeless on the streets giving hand-jobs for cash

Follow this plan and very soon you will saaaay

it’s easy M’kay!

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
Just curious.

Was all this stuff because of how much bullshit I spread around before?

Pay back?[/quote]

LOL if you want dude, we’ll say yes so you feel special

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Hugo Chavez once said, let the white man be free, let him share in our equitites with his brevity and perserverance serving him in equality. I live by that moto. So please cut the kid a break. He works he fucks and he sure as hell has the right to marry. Napoleon, may thy noble steed whisk the away in the clouds of happiness and anal pleasures.