I Went to Egypt

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krazykoukides

I’ve always wanted to see Egypt. Good for you for making it over there at such a young age.

If you’re happy with this chick, good for you again. My advice is to make the engagement as long as possible. The longer the better so you have a better chance to get to know each other before actually tying the knot.

Fuck the dog pack bullshit that’s been so prevalent around here lately. Not sure why people think it’s necessary to be such a bunch of cocks about everything. Must make them feel like they are real T-Men.

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[quote]detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

Damn straight.

I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.

By age 20 I’ve:

Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player

Helped my guitar teacher teach kids

Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums

In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy

Work 30+ hours a week

Going to total elite at 181.

What have you done punk?

Your Mom.

Bwahahahaha.

Shit that reminds me, I’m also living by myself without the aid of my parents since they both are in the process of moving back to Guatemala.

lolwut I mean, durka durka mohammed jihad jihad!

Congratulations.

I hope you find happiness.

Maybe I don’t have many ‘achievments’ to put forth… but you ain’t the only one who works 30+ hours a week.

I work 40 hours a week, 3rd shift at a 24/7 gas station. I make decent money for my age, I would think.

Shit, I’d kill myself if I worked at a gas station, your pay is shit.

At least I get paid well, and I get free supps from it too.

You’re still failing, and pretty hard too.[/quote]

3rd shift pay isn’t that bad. Plus I get to see the most hilarious people on earth come in and I get to sell them beer and cigarettes.

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[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Just curious.

Was all this stuff because of how much bullshit I spread around before?

Pay back?

LOL if you want dude, we’ll say yes so you feel special

[/quote]

Well, I was just wondering.

I tend to be called out for being a retard most of the time so…

it was just fitting.

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[quote]eric_lacrosse wrote:
krazykoukides

I’ve always wanted to see Egypt. Good for you for making it over there at such a young age.

If you’re happy with this chick, good for you again. My advice is to make the engagement as long as possible. The longer the better so you have a better chance to get to know each other before actually tying the knot.

Fuck the dog pack bullshit that’s been so prevalent around here lately. Not sure why people think it’s necessary to be such a bunch of cocks about everything. Must make them feel like they are real T-Men.

[/quote]

Thanks eric.

And I thank all of you who weren’t assholes.

There are too many posts to reply to though.

I think I’ll just leave it all go.

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[quote]Dule wrote:
Is onegina what u really want for the rest of ur life. When ur fat bold and 40, having a midlife crisis u’ll wanna cheat. but u cant. coz u’ll be fat, bold…and 40. Better do it now[/quote]

you forget he’s a muslem now, he can have sex with his other wives or slave girls.

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Just got a post card, thanks man.

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

He didn’t fly to Africa and change his religion to get some pussy…

I didn’t fly to Africa to change my religion.

I had already been studying Islam for a while before hand.

I flew to Africa as a break from it all with my girl. We figured this would be our last true ‘summer’ where we could be care free and all that. So we chilled at her Grandmother’s place for 3 weeks. We had a blast. Just like we wanted. And we got engaged just like we wanted.

[/quote]

did you study sharia law and how barbaric it is to women and non-muslems. did you learn about the warlord and pedophile Muhammad.

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[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Just got a post card, thanks man.[/quote]

Did you have to choose that picture?

Come on…

I kind of think you went a little far.

Joking and all is fun and all…

but… come on…

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[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Just got a post card, thanks man.[/quote]

LMFAO

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Just got a post card, thanks man.

Did you have to choose that picture?

Come on…

I kind of think you went a little far.

Joking and all is fun and all…

but… come on…[/quote]

Well you didnt have any pictures of you bigger then that…

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[quote]WS4JB wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Just got a post card, thanks man.

Did you have to choose that picture?

Come on…

I kind of think you went a little far.

Joking and all is fun and all…

but… come on…

Well you didnt have any pictures of you bigger then that…[/quote]

That’s bullshit.

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[quote]WS4JB wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Just got a post card, thanks man.

Did you have to choose that picture?

Come on…

I kind of think you went a little far.

Joking and all is fun and all…

but… come on…

Well you didnt have any pictures of you bigger then that…[/quote]

Was that suppose to be a trick question?

…and I thought I was short at 5’7

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[quote]detazathoth wrote:

Damn straight.

I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.

By age 20 I’ve:

Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player

Helped my guitar teacher teach kids

Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums

In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy

Work 30+ hours a week

Going to total elite at 181.

What have you done punk?[/quote]

Why would you even post this? Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player? Helped your guitar teacher teach kids? You go to school and work 30 hours per week? Holy fuck, you haven’t accomplished shit. You sound like every other University student out there. Wait a few years and then post some ‘real’ accomplishments. Maybe you’ll be the teacher teaching those students music one day. Otherwise, to the OP, you went to Egypt and only posted a few pics. Surely you took more, post them up so I can see.

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The classic pic

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The sphinx is massive… just like everything else… but kind of disappointing. Not very ‘detailed’ as it seems in movies… lol…

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[quote]j70 wrote:
detazathoth wrote:

Damn straight.

I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.

By age 20 I’ve:

Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player

Helped my guitar teacher teach kids

Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums

In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy

Work 30+ hours a week

Going to total elite at 181.

What have you done punk?

Why would you even post this? Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player? Helped your guitar teacher teach kids? You go to school and work 30 hours per week? Holy fuck, you haven’t accomplished shit. You sound like every other University student out there. Wait a few years and then post some ‘real’ accomplishments. Maybe you’ll be the teacher teaching those students music one day. Otherwise, to the OP, you went to Egypt and only posted a few pics. Surely you took more, post them up so I can see.
[/quote]

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[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Just got a post card, thanks man.[/quote]

Just when I thought this thread could not get any funnier… LMFAO!!!

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
The sphinx is massive… just like everything else… but kind of disappointing. Not very ‘detailed’ as it seems in movies… lol…[/quote]

Well everything seems massive when your 5’2… just saying. :slight_smile:

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[quote]j70 wrote:
detazathoth wrote:

Damn straight.

I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.

By age 20 I’ve:

Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player

Helped my guitar teacher teach kids

Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums

In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy

Work 30+ hours a week

Going to total elite at 181.

What have you done punk?

Why would you even post this? Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player? Helped your guitar teacher teach kids? You go to school and work 30 hours per week? Holy fuck, you haven’t accomplished shit. You sound like every other University student out there. Wait a few years and then post some ‘real’ accomplishments. Maybe you’ll be the teacher teaching those students music one day. Otherwise, to the OP, you went to Egypt and only posted a few pics. Surely you took more, post them up so I can see.
[/quote]

I’d never actually would want to teach music as a living, I do it as a favor my teacher, since he’s a good friend as well.

I’m pretty proud of those accomplishments.

http://www.myspace.com/archaeonband

Even though we’re done, I was proud being a part of that band, writing the bass parts, and the lyrics. Not everyone’s cup of tea, but actually touring and made our own EP was awesome.

But of course those aren’t real accomplishments, I guess I have to be more like training partner who’s a Harvard Business Professor by age 30, and had one of the top Squats in the country in the USAPL.

Fuck, I should stop trying to pursue my worthless goals.