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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
Stuntman Mike wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
imhungry wrote:

Why do you care so much about what he does? You know nothing about either him, nor his life. He’s tring to do something positive and you guys want to criticize him for making his own decisions?

It’s like fucking highschool shit.

And why do you care so much what I do?

What’s worse, having a bit of fun at this kid’s expense or enthusiastically encouraging him to continue making what any ADULT recognizes as a massive mistake?

Well. Why do you think it’s a massive mistake?

The truth is you don’t know much about me besides the retarded persona I have place on these forums from time to time.

I am willing to listen though… but I guess I don’t appreciate being made fun of for this.

I can take other stuff… but I’m actually offended this time (mostly by others… but eh…)

Well DUDE, get some thicker fucking skin then. Your just a little kid. Do you even have a job at 19? Place to live?

I doubt you can even please her in bed!

pm me for tips

Actually. I do have a job. And a place to live.

[/quote]

Seeing as how the majority of new college graduates aren’t making enough money right now to be well off enough to get married, I highly doubt a new high school graduate is making enough.

And your mom’s house doesn’t count.

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[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.[/quote]

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
Stuntman Mike wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
imhungry wrote:

Why do you care so much about what he does? You know nothing about either him, nor his life. He’s tring to do something positive and you guys want to criticize him for making his own decisions?

It’s like fucking highschool shit.

And why do you care so much what I do?

What’s worse, having a bit of fun at this kid’s expense or enthusiastically encouraging him to continue making what any ADULT recognizes as a massive mistake?

Well. Why do you think it’s a massive mistake?

The truth is you don’t know much about me besides the retarded persona I have place on these forums from time to time.

I am willing to listen though… but I guess I don’t appreciate being made fun of for this.

I can take other stuff… but I’m actually offended this time (mostly by others… but eh…)

Well DUDE, get some thicker fucking skin then. Your just a little kid. Do you even have a job at 19? Place to live?

I doubt you can even please her in bed!

pm me for tips

Actually. I do have a job. And a place to live.

[/quote]

Shit, are you going to college/university after finishing High School?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

lolwut

let the trolling continue…

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[quote]Stronghold wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Stuntman Mike wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
imhungry wrote:

Why do you care so much about what he does? You know nothing about either him, nor his life. He’s tring to do something positive and you guys want to criticize him for making his own decisions?

It’s like fucking highschool shit.

And why do you care so much what I do?

What’s worse, having a bit of fun at this kid’s expense or enthusiastically encouraging him to continue making what any ADULT recognizes as a massive mistake?

Well. Why do you think it’s a massive mistake?

The truth is you don’t know much about me besides the retarded persona I have place on these forums from time to time.

I am willing to listen though… but I guess I don’t appreciate being made fun of for this.

I can take other stuff… but I’m actually offended this time (mostly by others… but eh…)

Well DUDE, get some thicker fucking skin then. Your just a little kid. Do you even have a job at 19? Place to live?

I doubt you can even please her in bed!

pm me for tips

Actually. I do have a job. And a place to live.

Seeing as how the majority of new college graduates aren’t making enough money right now to be well off enough to get married, I highly doubt a new high school graduate is making enough.

And your mom’s house doesn’t count.[/quote]

Last time I checked, you can be engaged for as long as needed.

As in. Until I get a good job.

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.[/quote]

8th grade?

what did you take that bitch to the burger king and tell her youll be a jew?

your a fucking joke. you and artem should fight to see who fails harder at life

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.[/quote]

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Stuntman Mike wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
imhungry wrote:

Why do you care so much about what he does? You know nothing about either him, nor his life. He’s tring to do something positive and you guys want to criticize him for making his own decisions?

It’s like fucking highschool shit.

And why do you care so much what I do?

What’s worse, having a bit of fun at this kid’s expense or enthusiastically encouraging him to continue making what any ADULT recognizes as a massive mistake?

Well. Why do you think it’s a massive mistake?

The truth is you don’t know much about me besides the retarded persona I have place on these forums from time to time.

I am willing to listen though… but I guess I don’t appreciate being made fun of for this.

I can take other stuff… but I’m actually offended this time (mostly by others… but eh…)

Well DUDE, get some thicker fucking skin then. Your just a little kid. Do you even have a job at 19? Place to live?

I doubt you can even please her in bed!

pm me for tips

Actually. I do have a job. And a place to live.

Seeing as how the majority of new college graduates aren’t making enough money right now to be well off enough to get married, I highly doubt a new high school graduate is making enough.

And your mom’s house doesn’t count.

Last time I checked, you can be engaged for as long as needed.

As in. Until I get a good job.[/quote]

seriously? so instead of just dating for a few years until your ready to get married, you figure youll propose to this girl, and claim her until your ready to seal the deal?

this just got comical

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[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

8th grade?

what did you take that bitch to the burger king and tell her youll be a jew?

your a fucking joke. you and artem should fight to see who fails harder at life[/quote]

LMFAO, oh my god… This is one of the funniest threads on T-Nation ever.

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[quote]detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

[/quote]

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

[/quote]

He didn’t fly to Africa and change his religion to get some pussy…

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

[/quote]

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.[/quote]

Theres your problem right there, you were sexually active at too young of an age, warped your view on male/female relationships.

Next time I go to mass I’ll pray for you.

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[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

8th grade?

what did you take that bitch to the burger king and tell her youll be a jew?

your a fucking joke. you and artem should fight to see who fails harder at life[/quote]

Omfg…I LOL’d, hard.

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Det has some balls if he’s repping out 450 on the bench. I don’t think balless people can do that.

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[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
Pussy whipped or not he blew me on the balcony of the Hung Shi Palace. It was great and I enjoyed it. Tourists loved it and it was top 8 on Chinas most erotic scenes for 3 years.
[/quote]

Really now…

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Is onegina what u really want for the rest of ur life. When ur fat bold and 40, having a midlife crisis u’ll wanna cheat. but u cant. coz u’ll be fat, bold…and 40. Better do it now

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[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Stuntman Mike wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
imhungry wrote:

Why do you care so much about what he does? You know nothing about either him, nor his life. He’s tring to do something positive and you guys want to criticize him for making his own decisions?

It’s like fucking highschool shit.

And why do you care so much what I do?

What’s worse, having a bit of fun at this kid’s expense or enthusiastically encouraging him to continue making what any ADULT recognizes as a massive mistake?

Well. Why do you think it’s a massive mistake?

The truth is you don’t know much about me besides the retarded persona I have place on these forums from time to time.

I am willing to listen though… but I guess I don’t appreciate being made fun of for this.

I can take other stuff… but I’m actually offended this time (mostly by others… but eh…)

Well DUDE, get some thicker fucking skin then. Your just a little kid. Do you even have a job at 19? Place to live?

I doubt you can even please her in bed!

pm me for tips

Actually. I do have a job. And a place to live.

Seeing as how the majority of new college graduates aren’t making enough money right now to be well off enough to get married, I highly doubt a new high school graduate is making enough.

And your mom’s house doesn’t count.

Last time I checked, you can be engaged for as long as needed.

As in. Until I get a good job.

seriously? so instead of just dating for a few years until your ready to get married, you figure youll propose to this girl, and claim her until your ready to seal the deal?

this just got comical[/quote]

It wasn’t just me proposing. My fiance and I planned this out months ahead of time.

My point was… just because I don’t have an awesome job now… and I’m engaged… does not mean I’m a fuck up.

There is always more time to get a better job to support a marriage. We aren’t rushed. We just wanted to be engaged because we love eachother.

And if you want to criticise and question that, whatever. This is my life. I’m happy with it.

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

[/quote]

Damn straight.

I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.

By age 20 I’ve:

Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player

Helped my guitar teacher teach kids

Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums

In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy

Work 30+ hours a week

Going to total elite at 181.

What have you done punk?

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[quote]Stronghold wrote:
imhungry wrote:

Why do you care so much about what he does? You know nothing about either him, nor his life. He’s tring to do something positive and you guys want to criticize him for making his own decisions?

It’s like fucking highschool shit.

And why do you care so much what I do?

What’s worse, having a bit of fun at this kid’s expense or enthusiastically encouraging him to continue making what any ADULT recognizes as a massive mistake?[/quote]

You know why? Because I figured that you were a little more grown up than some of the other guys on here and I wouldn’t expect this reaction from you.

He’s got as much chance of making it work, than many other ‘grownups’ who make the same decisions. You don’t have his best interests at heart at all.

Also, what you guys are doing is going beyond of “having a bit of fun at this kid’s expense”… You’re just being assholes.

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[quote]Stronghold wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.

Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.

Really?

So that’s why I’m inlove with her?

Because she was the first to touch my penis?

Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.

I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.

Go fuck yourself.

lolololololololololol, 8th grade?

Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.

Wow, that’s awesome.

So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:

A) balls

and

b) solid principles

but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.

He didn’t fly to Africa and change his religion to get some pussy…[/quote]

I didn’t fly to Africa to change my religion.

I had already been studying Islam for a while before hand.

I flew to Africa as a break from it all with my girl. We figured this would be our last true ‘summer’ where we could be care free and all that. So we chilled at her Grandmother’s place for 3 weeks. We had a blast. Just like we wanted. And we got engaged just like we wanted.