I Pay My Dues Every Day. Do You?

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[quote]francisbouillon wrote:
lesotho72 wrote:
How bout no, you crazy bastard.

I dont know what you expect us to say to that post. probably something like this From Guys: ‘Dude that rocked. What inspiration, what passion, what POWER. I’m gonna write you into my will…hell fuck my sister!’
From Girls: ‘Oooo what primal urges this man must have…i feel sooo horny…i wish he were here to take me now!’

However i shall simply say this: GET LAID[/quote]

I think francis was just trying to be funny. His was the only post in this thread that actually made me laugh out loud.

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[quote]francisbouillon wrote:
How bout no, you crazy bastard.

I dont know what you expect us to say to that post. probably something like this From Guys: ‘Dude that rocked. What inspiration, what passion, what POWER. I’m gonna write you into my will…hell fuck my sister!’
From Girls: ‘Oooo what primal urges this man must have…i feel sooo horny…i wish he were here to take me now!’

However i shall simply say this: GET LAID[/quote]

Francis, the sad truth is you admire me and are unable
to admit your true feelings. You admire:

I, who have a ‘protein distribution unit’ on my shower head.
This allows me to cleanse myself in 100% pure whey protein.
The pores of my skin gasping as I overload them with the mighty muscle-builder.
They crave mercy but i say ‘no’. ‘No’ I say! My skin is too weak!
Bathe yourself in HGH.
My soap contains massive doasges of amino acids and creatine.
My soap-on-a-rope is attached to a pulley so I can do triceps in the shower.

I, who tape Grow! bars ™ to the middle of the barbell when I’m benching
1300 lbs for sets of 10. Thus giving me the opportunity to nourish myself
BETWEEN REPS! One rep. Crunch. One rep. Nibble. Strong. Stornger. Strongest.

MY INTENSITY CAUSES ME TO TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

not intense

INTENSE!! WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS!! TWO OF THEM!!

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[quote]lesotho72 wrote:
francisbouillon wrote:
How bout no, you crazy bastard.

I dont know what you expect us to say to that post. probably something like this From Guys: ‘Dude that rocked. What inspiration, what passion, what POWER. I’m gonna write you into my will…hell fuck my sister!’
From Girls: ‘Oooo what primal urges this man must have…i feel sooo horny…i wish he were here to take me now!’

However i shall simply say this: GET LAID

Francis, the sad truth is you admire me and are unable
to admit your true feelings. You admire:

I, who have a ‘protein distribution unit’ on my shower head.
This allows me to cleanse myself in 100% pure whey protein.
The pores of my skin gasping as I overload them with the mighty muscle-builder.
They crave mercy but i say ‘no’. ‘No’ I say! My skin is too weak!
Bathe yourself in HGH.
My soap contains massive doasges of amino acids and creatine.
My soap-on-a-rope is attached to a pulley so I can do triceps in the shower.

I, who tape Grow! bars ™ to the middle of the barbell when I’m benching
1300 lbs for sets of 10. Thus giving me the opportunity to nourish myself
BETWEEN REPS! One rep. Crunch. One rep. Nibble. Strong. Stornger. Strongest.

MY INTENSITY CAUSES ME TO TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

not intense

INTENSE!! WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS!! TWO OF THEM!! [/quote]

HELL, YEAH!

bangs his head against the monitor

THAT’S F???‰?G INTENSITY, BROTHERS IN IRON! CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

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My nipples get hard when I train. Does that count?

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[quote]gojira wrote:
My nipples get hard when I train. Does that count?[/quote]

Sorry, I guess that only qualifies you to post on the Pump-Thread.

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I am laughing out loud over here guys.

Thanks for the laughs I needed them!

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[quote]michael2507 wrote:
gojira wrote:
My nipples get hard when I train. Does that count?

Sorry, I guess that only qualifies you to post on the Pump-Thread.[/quote]

Oh yeah? Well my nipples can beat up your nipples. So there.

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Phhhbbbtttt!
This bleeding and screaming and puking shit is for the birds. I just wear my hockey pads when I lift. shin guards for dead lifts so I don’t bleed, I pass out if I see my own blood. Goalie mask for skull crushers and presses, that plastic neck guard is great for resting the bar before my spotter takes over after my second rep. Shoulder pads so the bar doesn’t hurt when I’m squatting but I don’t look like a pussy for using that silly maxi pad thingy. I sometimes wear my cup for doing T-bar rows because I have a tendancy to rip through my sets so fast the bar flys up and hits me in the privates. And elbow pads are great for curling, they keep me from hyper-extending my elbows when I get up to the big 20 lb dumbells. I haven’t figured out a use for the pants yet (unless you count crapping myself when squatting) but I wear em just in case.

Not bleeding, puking, or callussed,
Jay

p.s. please understand that the above was meant in total sarcasm. I don’t really wear the pants just in case;)

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[quote]michael2507 wrote:
lesotho72 wrote:
francisbouillon wrote:
How bout no, you crazy bastard.

I dont know what you expect us to say to that post. probably something like this From Guys: ‘Dude that rocked. What inspiration, what passion, what POWER. I’m gonna write you into my will…hell fuck my sister!’
From Girls: ‘Oooo what primal urges this man must have…i feel sooo horny…i wish he were here to take me now!’

However i shall simply say this: GET LAID

Francis, the sad truth is you admire me and are unable
to admit your true feelings. You admire:

I, who have a ‘protein distribution unit’ on my shower head.
This allows me to cleanse myself in 100% pure whey protein.
The pores of my skin gasping as I overload them with the mighty muscle-builder.
They crave mercy but i say ‘no’. ‘No’ I say! My skin is too weak!
Bathe yourself in HGH.
My soap contains massive doasges of amino acids and creatine.
My soap-on-a-rope is attached to a pulley so I can do triceps in the shower.

I, who tape Grow! bars ™ to the middle of the barbell when I’m benching
1300 lbs for sets of 10. Thus giving me the opportunity to nourish myself
BETWEEN REPS! One rep. Crunch. One rep. Nibble. Strong. Stornger. Strongest.

MY INTENSITY CAUSES ME TO TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

not intense

INTENSE!! WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS!! TWO OF THEM!!

HELL, YEAH!

bangs his head against the monitor

THAT’S F???G INTENSITY, BROTHERS IN IRON! CAN YOU HANDLE IT?[/quote]

Oh my god, just get a life you pair of fucktards. benchin 1300lbs for 10 reps…sure and i’m a physically augmented superhuman with massive chug-off muscles that are 300X more dense than normal humans…in fact i think i’ll just call myself batman and try to convince the world that im actually a cool dude…once again, as i have said to many people before now…GET LAID

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How about postin a picture then sad-boy to see if you’re actually as good as you say…if you even have half the muscle you say you have, i’ll eat my own ass.

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[quote]francisbouillon wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
lesotho72 wrote:
francisbouillon wrote:
How bout no, you crazy bastard.

I dont know what you expect us to say to that post. probably something like this From Guys: ‘Dude that rocked. What inspiration, what passion, what POWER. I’m gonna write you into my will…hell fuck my sister!’
From Girls: ‘Oooo what primal urges this man must have…i feel sooo horny…i wish he were here to take me now!’

However i shall simply say this: GET LAID

Francis, the sad truth is you admire me and are unable
to admit your true feelings. You admire:

I, who have a ‘protein distribution unit’ on my shower head.
This allows me to cleanse myself in 100% pure whey protein.
The pores of my skin gasping as I overload them with the mighty muscle-builder.
They crave mercy but i say ‘no’. ‘No’ I say! My skin is too weak!
Bathe yourself in HGH.
My soap contains massive doasges of amino acids and creatine.
My soap-on-a-rope is attached to a pulley so I can do triceps in the shower.

I, who tape Grow! bars ™ to the middle of the barbell when I’m benching
1300 lbs for sets of 10. Thus giving me the opportunity to nourish myself
BETWEEN REPS! One rep. Crunch. One rep. Nibble. Strong. Stornger. Strongest.

MY INTENSITY CAUSES ME TO TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

not intense

INTENSE!! WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS!! TWO OF THEM!!

HELL, YEAH!

bangs his head against the monitor

THAT’S F???G INTENSITY, BROTHERS IN IRON! CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

Oh my god, just get a life you pair of fucktards. benchin 1300lbs for 10 reps…sure and i’m a physically augmented superhuman with massive chug-off muscles that are 300X more dense than normal humans…in fact i think i’ll just call myself batman and try to convince the world that im actually a cool dude…once again, as i have said to many people before now…GET LAID[/quote]

COPULATING IS TOO WEEK AN OUTLET TO CHANNEL OUR PRIMAL RAGE! THE NEW AGE OF THE IRON HAS BEGUN! CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
[i]
flagellates himself into a frenzy with the chain of his dip belt

RRRRRROOOOOAAARRRRR!!!

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[quote]francisbouillon wrote:
How about postin a picture then sad-boy to see if you’re actually as good as you say…if you even have half the muscle you say you have, i’ll eat my own ass.[/quote]

Did you have your sense of humour amputated after some kind of accident?

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it is funny how many of these posts have been done in humor and sarcasm and they are getting critiqued like they are being serious. Lol, atleast i’m getting some laughs out of them. Keep em coming.

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[quote]m0dd3r wrote:
Phhhbbbtttt!
This bleeding and screaming and puking shit is for the birds. I just wear my hockey pads when I lift. shin guards for dead lifts so I don’t bleed, I pass out if I see my own blood. Goalie mask for skull crushers and presses, that plastic neck guard is great for resting the bar before my spotter takes over after my second rep. Shoulder pads so the bar doesn’t hurt when I’m squatting but I don’t look like a pussy for using that silly maxi pad thingy. I sometimes wear my cup for doing T-bar rows because I have a tendancy to rip through my sets so fast the bar flys up and hits me in the privates. And elbow pads are great for curling, they keep me from hyper-extending my elbows when I get up to the big 20 lb dumbells. I haven’t figured out a use for the pants yet (unless you count crapping myself when squatting) but I wear em just in case.

Not bleeding, puking, or callussed,
Jay[/quote]

Hey buddy, nobody gives a shit.

You are pathetic for posting this,
SD

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[quote]SuddendeatH wrote:
m0dd3r wrote:
Phhhbbbtttt!
This bleeding and screaming and puking shit is for the birds. I just wear my hockey pads when I lift. shin guards for dead lifts so I don’t bleed, I pass out if I see my own blood. Goalie mask for skull crushers and presses, that plastic neck guard is great for resting the bar before my spotter takes over after my second rep. Shoulder pads so the bar doesn’t hurt when I’m squatting but I don’t look like a pussy for using that silly maxi pad thingy. I sometimes wear my cup for doing T-bar rows because I have a tendancy to rip through my sets so fast the bar flys up and hits me in the privates. And elbow pads are great for curling, they keep me from hyper-extending my elbows when I get up to the big 20 lb dumbells. I haven’t figured out a use for the pants yet (unless you count crapping myself when squatting) but I wear em just in case.

Not bleeding, puking, or callussed,
Jay

Hey buddy, nobody gives a shit.

You are pathetic for posting this,
SD

[/quote]

“buddy” eh? looks like I made a new friend, awesome. Way to go quoting my post and cutting off the part about it being sarcastic. I figured I’d throw that last line in so asshats like you couldn’t possibly take it seriously and start flaming. Whoops! I guess I grossly underestimated the amount of stupidity one fucktard is capable of showing. If you really didn’t like my post, either ignore it or post something fucking constructive about it. Don’t just call me pathetic and then alter the quoted text to make yourself look less like a fucking moron.

Blow it out your ass,
Jay

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“Lighten up, Francis”

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[quote]Jillybop wrote:
“Lighten up, Francis”
[/quote]

no

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It’s that hot chick who’s indifferent to you, isn’t it?
Forget her, man!

[quote]francisbouillon wrote:
Jillybop wrote:
“Lighten up, Francis”

no[/quote]

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Hey Jilly,
Looks like Francis is a big hockey fan. I bet you can take him. Come on…one on one. Who wants to see Jilly slam Francis?

I’m gonna go get some popcorn.

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How’s this for hardcore? I’m gonna get a tens unit with tiny little anodes and cathodes implanted into my endocrine system so that I can jolt growth hormone any time I want. Then it’ll be time for a frontal lobe frappe. I’m goin old brain on yo’ punk asses. HA, bet no one else thought of that!