I Have Ghosts in My Home


Here is a crappy picture of the front of the house before I painted it.

[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
I don’t think your house is haunted but it sounds cool as shit. Please post pics.[/quote]

Here is a better picture of the front.

Here’s a picture of bookcase, which is actually a door.

BOO

Living room fireplace. The place has kind of a gothic design, right?

My house emits strange smells, makes knocking sounds, and there’s a door to a room in the basement that won’t stay shut.

The room is beneath the fireplace and was probably a wine cellar or something many moons ago. There is a hook & eyelet latch on it, and it just refuses to stay shut. I used to think it worked it’s way open because my dog ran back and forth on the floor above it, but the dog has been gone for nearly 3 years and the door still keeps reopening. I stopped locking it and just let it stay open now. It doesn’t creep me out if it just stays open.

This morning about 3AM I woke up to the smell of a skunk. I was in a bedroom on the 2nd floor and all the windows were shut. I went downstairs and could not smell it. Opened the front door to see if I could smell anything on the front porch, and again nothing. So I went back upstairs did not smell it anymore and went to bed.

At about 5:30 I woke up again with this putrid skunky smell in the room and thought WTF is that! I went downstairs and no skunky smell on the first floor. I made coffee, went upstairs, and the smell was gone.

If I posted pictures of that room in the basement you people would pee your pants. I’d rather not go down there right now. It’s dark.

Sylvia Brown, the psychic who used to come on Montel (she’s written a ton of books, I understand), used to say you have to calmly tell the spirit “You are DEAD. Go to the light.” I never once heard her explain what to do if the spirit was like ‘The Hell I will…’ She used to say the spirits often don’t know they’re dead (just like in the movies) and they just get pissed off that people are taking up THEIR space while refusing to acknowledge their right to be there.

When I was a teenager I baby sat in a house where a murder/suicide happened. Nothing happened.

I live in a 1910 house built atop a civil war camp, very near a confederate cemetery. Nothing ever happens.

But on the day the twin towers were hit, before I knew about it, some very strange things happened that seemed as if someone was trying hard to get my attention. And there was the light that appeared after my mother died (I related this story some time back), so I’ve no doubt.

I keep thinking about a guy who was on Montel (with Sylvia B., the psychic). He was showing a video of his car. The windows were going up and down, the horn kept blowing… doors opening. He told Sylvia his car was “haunted.” She told him it was a bad computer chip. Don’t think that’s the case here… but I thought that was funny.

[quote]adamhum wrote:
Yah I’m thinking “how do I get these bitches to leave?” I don’t want to be worry about this shit. I need to get Jennifer Love Hewitt (ghost whisperer) over to my house so I can bang her, ummm I mean get rid of the ghosts!

I have to tell you the popping noise was the only time i was truly freaked out…I don’t know how i could have imagined that.

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I suggest you watch the following video, these guys are professionals.

[quote]adamhum wrote:
Here’s a picture of bookcase, which is actually a door.[/quote]

And the ghost is in the lower left hand corner! OMG!!!

[quote]eric_lacrosse wrote:
My house emits strange smells, makes knocking sounds, and there’s a door to a room in the basement that won’t stay shut.

The room is beneath the fireplace and was probably a wine cellar or something many moons ago. There is a hook & eyelet latch on it, and it just refuses to stay shut. I used to think it worked it’s way open because my dog ran back and forth on the floor above it, but the dog has been gone for nearly 3 years and the door still keeps reopening. I stopped locking it and just let it stay open now. It doesn’t creep me out if it just stays open.

This morning about 3AM I woke up to the smell of a skunk. I was in a bedroom on the 2nd floor and all the windows were shut. I went downstairs and could not smell it. Opened the front door to see if I could smell anything on the front porch, and again nothing. So I went back upstairs did not smell it anymore and went to bed.

At about 5:30 I woke up again with this putrid skunky smell in the room and thought WTF is that! I went downstairs and no skunky smell on the first floor. I made coffee, went upstairs, and the smell was gone.

If I posted pictures of that room in the basement you people would pee your pants. I’d rather not go down there right now. It’s dark.[/quote]

I hear ya. I’ve had some pretty raunchy farts myself, some that I don’t even notice sneak out. o.0

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I think that there is a ghost in our shop. I’ve caught glances of and have repeatedly seen someone in a certain section of it a bunch of times, and thought that one guy was in several hours early one day. Lo and behold, he comes walking in and punches his card, usual time.

It’s usually when I look up from my work or glance back to ask someone something, and just for a few seconds. It mimics the same motions of someone doing inventory and writing on a clipboard. Always at about the same time in the morning too.

It’s fucking spooky.
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Confused. So it will spend the rest of eternity working… Fuck that sucks.

Can you at least put him on the payrole?

I’m going to try that “you’re dead, go to the light” next time there is some activity, or maybe I will just say it randomly around the house when i remember. What if they don’t believe me and say “you’re dead, youuu…go…to…the…light!” back to me?..

  • Adam

[quote]SirenSong61 wrote:
Sylvia Brown, the psychic who used to come on Montel (she’s written a ton of books, I understand), used to say you have to calmly tell the spirit “You are DEAD. Go to the light.” I never once heard her explain what to do if the spirit was like ‘The Hell I will…’ She used to say the spirits often don’t know they’re dead (just like in the movies) and they just get pissed off that people are taking up THEIR space while refusing to acknowledge their right to be there.

When I was a teenager I baby sat in a house where a murder/suicide happened. Nothing happened.

I live in a 1910 house built atop a civil war camp, very near a confederate cemetery. Nothing ever happens.

But on the day the twin towers were hit, before I knew about it, some very strange things happened that seemed as if someone was trying hard to get my attention. And there was the light that appeared after my mother died (I related this story some time back), so I’ve no doubt.

I keep thinking about a guy who was on Montel (with Sylvia B., the psychic). He was showing a video of his car. The windows were going up and down, the horn kept blowing… doors opening. He told Sylvia his car was “haunted.” She told him it was a bad computer chip. Don’t think that’s the case here… but I thought that was funny.[/quote]

[quote]adamhum wrote:
Here is a better picture of the front.[/quote]

That is a dope ass house. Do what you have to do, but keep that house.

[quote]adamhum wrote:
I’m going to try that “you’re dead, go to the light” next time there is some activity, or maybe I will just say it randomly around the house when i remember. What if they don’t believe me and say “you’re dead, youuu…go…to…the…light!” back to me?..

  • Adam
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Dude, that’s that Nicole Kidman ghost flick all over again, YOU’RE the ghost! You don’t have a little daughter and son by chance?

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Ohhh shitt! Maybe you’re right? But I don’t see dead people, I only hear them. Can ghost go to strip clubs?

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[quote]Dedicated wrote:
adamhum wrote:
I’m going to try that “you’re dead, go to the light” next time there is some activity, or maybe I will just say it randomly around the house when i remember. What if they don’t believe me and say “you’re dead, youuu…go…to…the…light!” back to me?..

  • Adam

Dude, that’s that Nicole Kidman ghost flick all over again, YOU’RE the ghost! You don’t have a little daughter and son by chance?

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Yes my friend you can still go to strip clubs ( I would think) and touch at will (as they shouldn’t be able to feel you). Now, I gotta go, I’m calling those ghost hunter dudes to tell em I’ve been talking to a ghost on the interwebz. Laters.

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Comon dude, put a recorder in the bathroom. I wanna hear things that will scar me for life.

My only hesitation about the recorder is that I don’t want to be any more freaked out then I already am. What if the ghost tells me some stuff that I am just not ready for?

[quote]ChokeOnStrength wrote:
Comon dude, put a recorder in the bathroom. I wanna hear things that will scar me for life.[/quote]

OH MY GOD! I went to the shower this morning, like usual.
But this time, since I was cold I had the hot water turned up MORE than usual.

As soon as I turned the water on…COLD!!! Holy Shit!!!
This had to be the presence of a ghost. After a few seconds the water got warm so I guess the ghost just wanted me to know he or she was there.

FREAKY!

Then, when I dried off, I looked up at the wall and noticed a man staring back at me. I was shocked, and he looked shocked too.
When I waved at him, he waved at me, as if he knew exactly what I was going to do when I did it.
I also saw the whole room behind me on the wall. It looked like that part of the wall was made of some kind of glass or something.

I need help!!

[quote]SWR wrote:
OH MY GOD! I went to the shower this morning, like usual.
But this time, since I was cold I had the hot water turned up MORE than usual.

As soon as I turned the water on…COLD!!! Holy Shit!!!
This had to be the presence of a ghost. After a few seconds the water got warm so I guess the ghost just wanted me to know he or she was there.

FREAKY!

Then, when I dried off, I looked up at the wall and noticed a man staring back at me. I was shocked, and he looked shocked too.
When I waved at him, he waved at me, as if he knew exactly what I was going to do when I did it.
I also saw the whole room behind me on the wall. It looked like that part of the wall was made of some kind of glass or something.

I need help!![/quote]

Short Guy Club is back! Holy shit, SWR. Haven’t seen you in forever…This is Fulmen. You still got yahoo?