[quote]MsM wrote:
He is very cute. You do know who Ernie is by now though, don’t you? lol[/quote]
You’re Ernie the Ermine ? I got one word:
shaveErnieoncamwhilewearingred/pinksocks !
[quote]sen say wrote:
MsM wrote:
He is very cute. You do know who Ernie is by now though, don’t you? lol
You’re Ernie the Ermine ? I got one word:
shaveErnieoncamwhilewearingred/pinksocks !
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Ahahaha sen say, you are bad!
No, I cannot take credit. I’m not so clever as to think of all of that.
[quote]Damici wrote:
Hear me now: If you shoot Ernie, you and I are gonna’ tangle, missy!!! 
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What? 0:)
It was pretty quiet around here except for a little movement between the walls around 1am. The little guy was a no-show. I think my aggressiveness may have scared him a little yesterday.
Today is my day off and I’m curious to see what goes on around here when he thinks I’m away at work.
And I don’t mean “tangle” in the good way!
[quote]MsM wrote:
What? 0:)[/quote]
[quote]Damici wrote:
And I don’t mean “tangle” in the good way!
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Why is there a big, dark cloud over my house all of a sudden?
Damici, what did you have for dinner last night?
Haha a pellet gun? I suggest a 12 guage or a 30/30 bolt action. Lol I’ve seen a Merlin 30/30 take down a Moose, I wonder what it would do to that lil guy.
Hmmm I think my neck is turning a bit pink after that comment…
All I’m sayin’ is, don’t even think of shooting good ole’ E-squared. Ernie rocks. Totally rocks. 
[quote]MsM wrote:
Damici wrote:
And I don’t mean “tangle” in the good way!
Why is there a big, dark cloud over my house all of a sudden?
Damici, what did you have for dinner last night?[/quote]
Well there I was, chowing down on a nice mouse and all of a sudden the crazy woman that lives in my house burst out of the door like Rambo and opens fire on me! Lucky I was just heading inside or she might have only missed me be five feet instead of ten! Talk about a steady hand - the girl could have shook a martini in her gun hand.
Anyway I snook round behind her just to get a good look at that ass (very nice if you ask me) and her son spotted me and started laughing. He’s a cute kid but I suspect he’s a better shot than mom so I’m going to have to watch out there.
I tell you - I help keep the mouse population under control for her and do various other jobs around the house (yeah missy - your firewall didn’t just update itself yesterday did it?) and these are the thanks I get! A .22 round in the afternoon and guess what else? - she slept in some neck to ankle nightie thing with floral print so any chance of some saucy photo’s were out last night too.
So girl, how about some of that black lacy stuff that’s in the bottom drawer next to your bed tonight?
On another note - that pushharder guy looks quite scary! If I’m careful though, nothing a couple of bricks couldn’t sort out. Mind with her aim she’ll probably take a shot at me and pop him one in the eye twenty feet away!
On another note - This Damici guy is cool. I like him.
As for football061 and crewpierce - bring it on boys! Us Ermine have some tricks up our sleeves to deal with the likes of you.
One thing though, crewpierce, how about some mouse flavoured muffins? I reckon for a small percentage we could do some business. What do you reckon big guy?
[quote]E.Ermine wrote:
On another note - This Damici guy is cool. I like him.
As for football061 and crewpierce - bring it on boys! Us Ermine have some tricks up our sleeves to deal with the likes of you.
One thing though, crewpierce, how about some mouse flavoured muffins? I reckon for a small percentage we could do some business. What do you reckon big guy?[/quote]
Flavor = American
Flavour = English
Haha hmm maybe a mouse flavored muffin in the trap?
I dunno Ermine, you are hard enough for MsM to catch, I would hate to see what you could do with some Metabolic Drive in your diet!
Could you imagine this guy on some Alpha Male? MsM would have to sleep in a body condom ala Naked Gun!
Hmmmm - Can I get those shipped up here to Canada then?
I may pick up a crate of Surge too - that stuff sounds great.
Anyhow, I’m an Ermine - you really expect us to be able to spell that well!?
[quote]E.Ermine wrote:
- she slept in some neck to ankle nightie thing with floral print [/quote]
You little liar.
Okay. You’ll have to come much, much closer to see it though:) We’ll make a night of it…hope you like martinis…
[quote]rsg wrote:
Flavor = American
Flavour = English[/quote]
Hmmm - Do I detect a double bluff on behalf of rsg?
[quote]Damici wrote:
And I don’t mean “tangle” in the good way!
MsM wrote:
What? 0:)
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I thought we had a deal. You get Jessica Biel and I get MsM.
[quote]MsM wrote:
…hope you like martinis…
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I don’t drink! But I wouldn’t mind a pine martin!
I seem to recall that the deal was: Both for me, nil for you. 
Though if MsM takes up arms against E.E. again you can have the wench! 
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Damici wrote:
And I don’t mean “tangle” in the good way!
MsM wrote:
What? 0:)
I thought we had a deal. You get Jessica Biel and I get MsM.[/quote]
E, she just called you a liar! In addition to trying to kill you all slow and painful with a small caliber weapon…
For revenge how about you set up a web cam in her room while she’s sleeping? You could make some serious money on the net with your computer skills. Just remember to hook your T-Nation brothers up with some free access.
[quote]E.Ermine wrote:
MsM wrote:
…hope you like martinis…
I don’t drink! But I wouldn’t mind a pine martin!
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I don’t know…good one liner here pointing in Zap or DB’s direction…course…neither one of 'em could stand going annonymous while being this amusing…