Yo ho mateys. Well havin’ watched me fill of TV today and having widdled behind the fridge (it’ll take her a while to figure that one out!) I decided to cast me eye around and see what treasure I could be havin’.
Shiver me timbers there were slim pickin’s! Even the hedgehog the wench posted a picture of turned out to be a stuffed toy. Not as stuffed as when I’d finished with it but stuffed none the less.
Well she still seems intent on keelhaulin’ me when she gets her paws on me little heiny but I’m tellin’ ye mateys she’s going to struggle to catch me!
I wonder if I should hide in her bedroom tonight. I could jump out and hump one o’ her feet while she’s a sleepin’. That would show her!
[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
Thanks to you, ya little vermin, my mail box is flooded with PMs!!!
Grrrrr…
ha
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Do you not mean haaaaaarrrrrrrgh??
Be they a wantin’ to know who I be? lol - Well lubbers this fine wench will not be able to help ye as I am the one and only Ernie The Ermine - scourge of the seas (well the Restigouche River anyway).
…up for the night…action between the walls…new noise…this evening…sounds…secret…I’m going to try to get this on video if I can…it’s too good not to share.
I’m turned on.
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MsM’s fuzzy, red/pink, socked feet had me at full mast…
[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
MsM,
Have you called Animal Control?
We have squirels in our warehouse and trust me…traps DO NOT work!
You either need poisen or a good bb or pellet gun!
Best of luck!
E-3
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Yes. The companies either don’t want to come out to the house or they want to charge $200 for the exact same thing that I did, lay a trap and then pick him up if he’s caught. No guarantee on catching him though. I’d rather keep the $200 to myself. Besides, this way makes for better stories anyhow.
[quote]E.Ermine wrote:
MsM wrote:
So, the trap didn’t work! I think maybe they only like live bait. He must be somewhere in the house laughing at my ridiculous attempts to cage him.
Didn’t I tell you this girl is crazy? She posts pictures and plans to trap me and then wonders why I’m such a tricky little varmint.
Sheesh! Women!
And those socks! Actually they are growing on me a little. They look like a couple of twins that I knew a while back. They kept trying to play me off between each other until I caught them at it one night. A few glasses of carrot juice and they were putty in my paws.
Well it looks like she’ll be out for a while yet so I think I’ll grab a beer and see what’s on TV. I was amazed at the amount of porn available - National Geographic channel should come with a warning!
Ernie.[/quote]
You peed on my floor! And National Geographic is officially blocked.
[quote]Renton wrote:
sen say wrote:
MsM’s fuzzy, red/pink, socked feet had me at full mast…
Damn - me too! So MsM do you have any other photographs you’d be willing to share?
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Now if I had $1 for every time I’ve been asked that on this site…lol
You all are too funny. This thread has turned into, well, I’m not sure what but it makes me laugh so hard, my tummy hurts.
So, when I got home from work, Ernie was outside and had caught a mouse. I went inside to get the pellet gun. There are many holes in the snowbank outside that the squirrels have burrowed. Ernie uses them also. So, I fired at him while he was running in one hole…I waited, nothing. Figured I had him. Matt, my son, all of a sudden burst out laughing. Apparently he had come up from a hole behind me and was looking at me the whole time.
I know this won’t be as exciting as the alternatives, but if you can get one of those devices that makes a hideous sound only certain animals (not humans) can hear and it works for the Ermine, I think you’d have him.
Or you could always just download bear sounds on LimeWire and blast it out your window…
[quote]MsM wrote:
Renton wrote:
sen say wrote:
MsM’s fuzzy, red/pink, socked feet had me at full mast…
Damn - me too! So MsM do you have any other photographs you’d be willing to share?
Now if I had $1 for every time I’ve been asked that on this site…lol
You all are too funny. This thread has turned into, well, I’m not sure what but it makes me laugh so hard, my tummy hurts.
So, when I got home from work, Ernie was outside and had caught a mouse. I went inside to get the pellet gun. There are many holes in the snowbank outside that the squirrels have burrowed. Ernie uses them also. So, I fired at him while he was running in one hole…I waited, nothing. Figured I had him. Matt, my son, all of a sudden burst out laughing. Apparently he had come up from a hole behind me and was looking at me the whole time.
Ernie? It’s on! You and me…tonight baby![/quote]
What kind of pellet gun is it? Because most are damn weak and at best you would inflict a slow ugly death on the little guy.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
What kind of pellet gun is it? Because most are damn weak and at best you would inflict a slow ugly death on the little guy.[/quote]
Hear me now: If you shoot Ernie, you and I are gonna’ tangle, missy!!!
[quote]MsM wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
What kind of pellet gun is it? Because most are damn weak and at best you would inflict a slow ugly death on the little guy.
[quote]Damici wrote:
Hear me now: If you shoot Ernie, you and I are gonna’ tangle, missy!!!
MsM wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
What kind of pellet gun is it? Because most are damn weak and at best you would inflict a slow ugly death on the little guy.
??? I have no idea.
And not the way I shoot.
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Pshh, I got a 12 gauge pump and triple OOO buck shot…pay my airfare and ill take care of the little fuzzy bastard…muahahaha
