I Have an Ermine In My House!

Did someone say beaver?

[quote]rsg wrote:
Did someone say beaver?[/quote]

Yes…and stay the hell of of youtube! lol I am one step ahead of you this time.

[quote]MsM wrote:
rsg wrote:
Did someone say beaver?

Yes…and stay the hell of of youtube! lol I am one step ahead of you this time.[/quote]

LOL HAHAHA…you got me there!

There will be another time…

[quote]MsM wrote:
Oh my gawd! lol Are you looking for a movie deal out of this???

Now I could introduce you to the beavers down by the brook. (Yes, we have beavers here too.)
[/quote]

There’s only one beaver I’m interested in round here baby! Now that would make my movie rather X rated wouldn’t it?

[quote]E.Ermine wrote:
MsM wrote:
Oh my gawd! lol Are you looking for a movie deal out of this???

Now I could introduce you to the beavers down by the brook. (Yes, we have beavers here too.)

There’s only one beaver I’m interested in round here baby! Now that would make my movie rather X rated wouldn’t it?

[/quote]

^^^^

You after a percentage?

Or just a large portion?

[quote]E.Ermine wrote:
Or just a large portion?[/quote]

I am open for negotiation. Have your people call my people. Maybe we can do lunch?

Speaking of lunch, what the heck do you like to eat? I’ve put everything you can imagine in my trap and nothing! Don’t think I don’t know you’re being a smartass running all around the house at night either; I can hear you. Please be thoughtful and let me get some rest tonight.

[quote]MsM wrote:
I’ve put everything you can imagine in my trap and nothing![/quote]

ROFLMAO! Hurr hurr! fnarrrrrrrr!!!

[quote]Renton wrote:
MsM wrote:
I’ve put everything you can imagine in my trap and nothing!

ROFLMAO! Hurr hurr! fnarrrrrrrr!!![/quote]

Renton!!!

[quote]MsM wrote:
Renton wrote:
MsM wrote:
I’ve put everything you can imagine in my trap and nothing!

ROFLMAO! Hurr hurr! fnarrrrrrrr!!!

Renton!!![/quote]

HAHHAHA!

[quote]rsg wrote:
MsM wrote:
Renton wrote:
MsM wrote:
I’ve put everything you can imagine in my trap and nothing!

ROFLMAO! Hurr hurr! fnarrrrrrrr!!!

Renton!!!

HAHHAHA![/quote]

What?

lol Okay, you got me. I unknowingly set myself up for that. Very funny:P

How strange. Last night, for the first time since I posted this, no ermine last night. Heard him right up until around 9 or 10 pm and then nothing. Nothing this morning either. This will sound odd but I’m a little worried about him. lol Wonder what happened to him. It’s awfully quiet here today. Now I feel badly for trying to shoot the little guy.

Hope he’s not trapped in your walls…that could cause quite a smell.

[quote]rsg wrote:
Hope he’s not trapped in your walls…that could cause quite a smell.[/quote]

Nasty!

I’d miss his posts too. Seems to be able to spin a good yarn.

[quote]E.Ermine wrote:
MsM wrote:
Oh my gawd! lol Are you looking for a movie deal out of this???

Now I could introduce you to the beavers down by the brook. (Yes, we have beavers here too.)

There’s only one beaver I’m interested in round here baby! Now that would make my movie rather X rated wouldn’t it?

[/quote]

Oh shoot. I am so sorry MsM. Been so busy with Ernie and Bert that I haven’t been able to check in on you in days.

Do NOT talk movies with Ernie Ermine. You don’t even know what kind of a mess you’re getting yourself into. You seem like a nice girl and I don’t want to see you get mixed up with a weasel like that. Just make sure that you read the fine print…and for gawd sakes, don’t let him tell you that ATM is a bank machine.

E-3

HA!!! :slight_smile:

[quote]E-3 wrote:
E.Ermine wrote:
MsM wrote:
Oh my gawd! lol Are you looking for a movie deal out of this???

Now I could introduce you to the beavers down by the brook. (Yes, we have beavers here too.)

There’s only one beaver I’m interested in round here baby! Now that would make my movie rather X rated wouldn’t it?

Oh shoot. I am so sorry MsM. Been so busy with Ernie and Bert that I haven’t been able to check in on you in days.

Do NOT talk movies with Ernie Ermine. You don’t even know what kind of a mess you’re getting yourself into. You seem like a nice girl and I don’t want to see you get mixed up with a weasel like that. Just make sure that you read the fine print…and for gawd sakes, don’t let him tell you that ATM is a bank machine.

E-3[/quote]

[quote]MsM wrote:
How strange. Last night, for the first time since I posted this, no ermine last night. Heard him right up until around 9 or 10 pm and then nothing. Nothing this morning either. This will sound odd but I’m a little worried about him. lol Wonder what happened to him. It’s awfully quiet here today. Now I feel badly for trying to shoot the little guy.[/quote]

Did ya atleast get some sleep? OR were ya to worried about not hearing him to sleep ?

Malinda

[quote]firebug9 wrote:
Did ya atleast get some sleep? OR were ya to worried about not hearing him to sleep ?

Malinda[/quote]

I slept Malinda. No Ernie again last night though. It’s funny, I’ve spent all of this time trying to get rid of him and since he hasn’t been around the last two nights, it’s really quiet. I’m a little worried about him. lol Kind of like the first time your kids go away for the night. You wish for some peace and quiet and then you wonder when they’ll be back again. I find myself looking for him and asking my son to turn the tv down so that I can listen for him. He says that women don’t make any sense.

I think he’s still around somewhere outside though. The two squirrels that used to terrorize the birds at the bird feeders are both gone. I’ll bet he’s been staying in the little tunnels they had dug in the snow out there.

I received a telephone call from Renton today, he’s in London for a few days and sends his hugs and kisses to all of you!

Oddly, I also received a PM from Ernie!!! I dont think I was suppose to let the cat out of the bag, but he’s planning a surprise attack on you MsM so you should be on your toes the next couple of day!!!

Hope youre still wearing those fuzzy pink slippers, sounds like you may need them!

:slight_smile:

B-3