I Have an Ermine In My House!

Your time is near, little one…

[quote]rsg wrote:

Your time is near, little one…[/quote]

And what was your score there, kink meister?

[quote]rsg wrote:

Your time is near, little one…[/quote]

ROFLMAO!! Ernie, watch out, you may be getting a visit from Ren sometime soon…I think this video just got him in the Ermine mood…

what the hell were you thinking when you made this show ernie?

not sure what kind of food this is… but the ermine liked it…

[quote]football061 wrote:
rsg wrote:

Your time is near, little one…

ROFLMAO!! Ernie, watch out, you may be getting a visit from Ren sometime soon…I think this video just got him in the Ermine mood…[/quote]

I really would like to know what rsg is doing watching this kind of thing in the first place…

[quote]Renton wrote:
football061 wrote:
rsg wrote:

Your time is near, little one…

ROFLMAO!! Ernie, watch out, you may be getting a visit from Ren sometime soon…I think this video just got him in the Ermine mood…

I really would like to know what rsg is doing watching this kind of thing in the first place…[/quote]

Hmmmm…well…I…a…is that Jamie Eason over there?

Well I think that Ernie liked it because there was a heck of a lot of thumping going on last night. Honestly, he kept me up half the night.

Edit That post didn’t sound right…he was thumping around between the walls.

[quote]MsM wrote:
Edit That post didn’t sound right…he was thumping around between the walls.[/quote]

Yeah…sure he was. :slight_smile:

[quote]rsg wrote:

Your time is near, little one…[/quote]

That is one scary ass video. On all levels.

[quote]rsg wrote:
MsM wrote:
Edit That post didn’t sound right…he was thumping around between the walls.

Yeah…sure he was. :)[/quote]

lol - I’ve been doing a little DIY so I can set up the web cams. I figured I should set up three so as to get different angles. Believe me guys the view is worth it!

[quote]MsM wrote:

Edit That post didn’t sound right…he was thumping around between my sugar walls.[/quote]

Fixed it.

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:

what the hell were you thinking when you made this show ernie?
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Honestly hockechamp - that’s an imposter!

[quote]Ermine - YouTube

not sure what kind of food this is… but the ermine liked it…[/quote]

I can’t remember what it was myself, but didn’t I look cute in that clip!

[quote]sen say wrote:
MsM wrote:

Edit That post didn’t sound right…he was thumping around between my sugar walls.

Fixed it.[/quote]

I think my charms are working on her! In fact I’m even concidering letting her stay on in my house.

She’s kind of growing on me and I’m not actually sure she didn’t miss on purpose the other day with the pellet gun.

Anyway who wouldn’t want a handsome creature like me looking after them (and believe me MsM I can look after you!)?

Now all I need is to get the National Geographic channel unblocked and I’m sorted…

You are such British it’s not even funny. :slight_smile: Do they even have ermines in the UK . . . ?

[quote]E.Ermine wrote:
. . . and I’m sorted…[/quote]

[quote]Damici wrote:
You are such British it’s not even funny. :slight_smile: Do they even have ermines in the UK . . . ?

E.Ermine wrote:
. . . and I’m sorted…

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Or maybe I have some assistance with my language…

All right then damn you! I will admit that I spent some time in the UK where I picked up a bit of the lingo. I went over to visit some distant relatives (the stoats - do you know them?) and some of the manerisms rubbed off.

Well after my time in England I decided to travel over Europe for a while before returning to Canada. It was on these travels that I first met E-3, she was backpacking through the Black Forrest and we travelled together for a while.

We nearly starved to death at one point when going through the Hamelin area.

Enough tales of my travels though for now. I have web cams to set up.

Someone should write a song about this Ermine.

Just to keep you entertained while I work, here is an excerpt from my memoirs…

Ernie Ermine : The European Travels

The year was 2005, the time, about 6.45pm when I finally reached the UK port of Southampton.

The journey from the US had been uneventful. I had to evade capture by the cabin crew a number of times though and I don’t think they wanted to be nice with me if they’d caught me. Given the noises coming from the Captains cabin in the evenings (and at many other times during the day) I can guess my fur would have been put to perverted uses.

Actually Captain Push was a good man despite his enormous sexual appetite. He’d brought his lady wife along for the trip as well as a crew of another forty buxom ladies. Strange really that the ship only needed a crew of five.

Apparently they were only supposed to be sailing round the Keys but they got a little carried away and ended up in England. I don’t think they minded though. The Captain sure didn’t going by the smile on his face when they set sail again, having stocked up on condoms and baby oil.

But I digress. My first evening in the UK had arrived and I was eager for some fun (please, no eager beaver jokes - sheesh!)

To be continued…

[quote]sen say wrote:
MsM wrote:

Edit That post didn’t sound right…he was thumping around between my sugar walls.

Fixed it.[/quote]

You little sweet talker, Betty Crocker.

[quote]E.Ermine wrote:
sen say wrote:
MsM wrote:

Edit That post didn’t sound right…he was thumping around between my sugar walls.

Fixed it.

I think my charms are working on her! In fact I’m even concidering letting her stay on in my house.

She’s kind of growing on me and I’m not actually sure she didn’t miss on purpose the other day with the pellet gun.

Anyway who wouldn’t want a handsome creature like me looking after them (and believe me MsM I can look after you!)?

Now all I need is to get the National Geographic channel unblocked and I’m sorted…[/quote]

You talk a good game but you’ve been a no-show for how many days now?

[quote]E.Ermine wrote:
Just to keep you entertained while I work, here is an excerpt from my memoirs…

Ernie Ermine : The European Travels

The year was 2005, the time, about 6.45pm when I finally reached the UK port of Southampton.

The journey from the US had been uneventful. I had to evade capture by the cabin crew a number of times though and I don’t think they wanted to be nice with me if they’d caught me. Given the noises coming from the Captains cabin in the evenings (and at many other times during the day) I can guess my fur would have been put to perverted uses.

Actually Captain Push was a good man despite his enormous sexual appetite. He’d brought his lady wife along for the trip as well as a crew of another forty buxom ladies. Strange really that the ship only needed a crew of five.

Apparently they were only supposed to be sailing round the Keys but they got a little carried away and ended up in England. I don’t think they minded though. The Captain sure didn’t going by the smile on his face when they set sail again, having stocked up on condoms and baby oil.

But I digress. My first evening in the UK had arrived and I was eager for some fun (please, no eager beaver jokes - sheesh!)

To be continued…
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Oh my gawd! lol Are you looking for a movie deal out of this???

Now I could introduce you to the beavers down by the brook. (Yes, we have beavers here too.)