Has anyone ever peed into an ice cube tray, then used the frozen Pee-cubes to ice down some sweet tea–which you then served to someone you didn’t like much?
No?
Me neither.
[quote]B rocK wrote:
I get up about once a night. I never wake up on my own though. It’s either my puppy getting up and shaking his collar or my girl getting up to take the dog out. (thankfully not my responsibility)
Once in college I came back from a party (mildly, ok very intoxicated) and proceeded to strip naked, put on a fleece vest, take a shower (with vest on), put my towel on, went to bed with both vest and towel on and at some point in the middle of the night i (while laying in my bed) leaned over and peed into my trash can.
Win! (b/c I didn’t get the floor)[/quote]
Applauds!!!
B rock… that was secret that I told you. NOT to be told to others.
So… ya… I pee everywhere…whatever.
jchenky has a peeing fetish.
;-p
[quote]Cowboy_69 wrote:
jchenky has a peeing fetish.
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Well spotted.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
B rock… that was secret that I told you. NOT to be told to others.
So… ya… I pee everywhere…whatever.[/quote]
Oh I thought said to broadcast it all over the internet. Shoot. Sorry! I’ll take down the website www.jchenkyurinates.com right away.
At least I didn’t tell them about that time with that thing you did…now THAT would be embarrassing.
Well, Dude don’t get up to pee, just piss in your bed and sleep in it. Maybe you could wear a diper to bed.
Has anyone ever peed into an ice cube tray, then used the frozen Pee-cubes to ice down some sweet tea–which you then served to someone you didn’t like much?
Sounds like a great idea, why don’t you come over to the house for a big glass of tea-pee
I used to have to get up, now I sleep straight through.
I can lose 4 lbs from a morning piss though!
I’m not sure that’s healthy… that’s like half a gallon…
I wake 3 to 4 times a nightto go.
Once in the hospital they made me collect urine for24 hours.
In those 24 hours I had went 1 an 3/4 gallon.
I too also had a girlfriend that was a bed wetter.Lets just say she never slept over.
[quote]B rocK wrote:
jchenky wrote:
B rock… that was secret that I told you. NOT to be told to others.
So… ya… I pee everywhere…whatever.
Oh I thought said to broadcast it all over the internet. Shoot. Sorry! I’ll take down the website www.jchenkyurinates.com right away.
At least I didn’t tell them about that time with that thing you did…now THAT would be embarrassing. [/quote]
PSSSSSHHHHH. So… about that funny story of yours? You know the vest story…
Pee-bump.
I pissed on my toe this morning.
It was AWESOME.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
Well I have images of all the men on T-Nation bonking their heads on a toilet while getting into position for their handstand boner pees. 
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No head bonking ensues, lady…check it out, mad skills!
Wow, you people have seriously active bladders.
Confession time: when I was fourteen, I peed in my bunk bed at camp. I had a dream I was peeing, woke up in the process of peeing, and proceeded to ‘accidentally’ spill my water all over the bed to hide it.
Just be grateful that you aren’t pregnant AND drinking all that water. I pee at least 6 times a night. I’m ready to get a bed pan! 
JK - about the bed pan. I have to go potty now. 
Ugh…
I was so out of it one night on pain killers that I pissed all over the floor.
A couple of hours later my wife has gone to use the toilet and tunred on the light thinking that it was leaking.
At that point I realized what had happened.
Not cool.
i have pissed my bed a couple times. I have dreams that im peeing and i wake up(kinda) and feel a warm sensation on my lower body…feels good so i embrace it…then i wake up more and realize…goddamnit fuck.
doesnt happen alot…couple times over the years.
im to tired to wake up to piss sometimes so i hold that shit in and fall asleep again only to wake up and piss what feels like a sack of bricks in my bladder.
I am impressed with doggy handstand. I am going to attempt to teach my future dog that trick.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
I am impressed with doggy handstand. I am going to attempt that tomorrow. [/quote]
So you really do have a peeing fetish, eh?
Guys, this is why you slide open the bath door/curtains and just let loose. Large area to catch it all and you can just rise it away down the drain in the morning.
Duh.