I also drink a protein shake in the middle of the night, and I have to pee usually at exactly the right time to drink the shake. So, the having to pee thing wakes me up, I pop out of bed, slam my protein shake, piss, and back into bed. Alternatively, my wife’s alarm wakes me up at 6, which is about in the middle of my sleep cycle anyway (I go to bed between 1-2 and get up around 10). I have to get a night light for the bathroom though. That sounds like a great idea.
[quote]hardgnr wrote:
I drink a fair bit of water throughout the day and the night(1.5-2 gallons), right up till I go to bed, but I seem to have developed a weird ability to piss about 3 times in the 10-15 minutes it takes to get ready for bed. I also have a shake before bed. Yet, I rarely wake up at all during the night, and I probably get up to pee in the middle of the night like once every 2 months.
I guess I’m lucky. Getting up to pee is something that I really, really hate. I will lie in bed thinking about getting up to pee for about 10 minutes before finally doing it.[/quote]
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[quote]hardgnr wrote:
I drink a fair bit of water throughout the day and the night(1.5-2 gallons), right up till I go to bed, but I seem to have developed a weird ability to piss about 3 times in the 10-15 minutes it takes to get ready for bed. I also have a shake before bed. Yet, I rarely wake up at all during the night, and I probably get up to pee in the middle of the night like once every 2 months.
I guess I’m lucky. Getting up to pee is something that I really, really hate. I will lie in bed thinking about getting up to pee for about 10 minutes before finally doing it.[/quote]
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[quote]hardgnr wrote:
I drink a fair bit of water throughout the day and the night(1.5-2 gallons), right up till I go to bed, but I seem to have developed a weird ability to piss about 3 times in the 10-15 minutes it takes to get ready for bed. I also have a shake before bed. Yet, I rarely wake up at all during the night, and I probably get up to pee in the middle of the night like once every 2 months.
I guess I’m lucky. Getting up to pee is something that I really, really hate. I will lie in bed thinking about getting up to pee for about 10 minutes before finally doing it.[/quote]
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[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
hardgnr wrote:
I drink a fair bit of water throughout the day and the night(1.5-2 gallons), right up till I go to bed, but I seem to have developed a weird ability to piss about 3 times in the 10-15 minutes it takes to get ready for bed. I also have a shake before bed. Yet, I rarely wake up at all during the night, and I probably get up to pee in the middle of the night like once every 2 months.
I guess I’m lucky. Getting up to pee is something that I really, really hate. I will lie in bed thinking about getting up to pee for about 10 minutes before finally doing it.
hahaha… This happens a few times to me, where I would contemplate if I should piss or not. After 20mins of thinking, I would pass out and sometimes start dreaming of pissing. I would suddenly wake up to see if I actually pissed in my bed (thankfully it never happened) and then I would finally pee. Oh yea, I pee sitting down now too. Last time I pissed standing up, I was soo tired and groggy, I lost my balance and fell over. I pissed on myself. FML[/quote]
haha, i hear ya. You usually pass out then have a piss in your dream that feels so real, and you wake up super fast in a fright and check the bed.
Fuck aiming while half asleep though. I open my back door(which is closer then the toilet anyway) and piss on the grass. Doubt I’d do this in Winter though.
worse is having a dream that you pissed…oops
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
I keep a protein shake by the bed in case I wake up to pee. It’s a hassle but works out well. If not, then I drink the shake when the fiance wakes up.
the worst is having to pee, but you’re too lazy to get out of bed, but it’s hard to go back to sleep because you have to pee, even though you know you can make it a few more hours, lol[/quote]
This is me, but the added woody makes me want to pee even more, but I don’t want to get up! It’s an endless cycle of pain… Damn you bladder and your 14-16 ounce limit…
Night time pee stories are so funny.
I used to have a fish tank in my bedroom and would wake up in a panic thinking I had peed, because of the water noises. I’d feel around the sheets, sure they would be wet.
A few months ago I got up to pee but went in the kitchen trash can. My husband was still up and video taped it with hilarity.
He one got up in the middle of the night and peed all over my sweater bin. I think it might have been a dominance thing since I really like sweaters.
i hope i don’t ever pee in my bed
I had a friend back in the day who peed inside his GF’s vagina while they were having sex. I guess it goes without saying he was drunk at the time.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
ctschneider wrote:
Why not wear adult diapers? You’ll never need to get up in the middle of the night again. As a bonus, you get to lay in your own bodily waste for upwards of four hours. What’s not to like?
Haha. I’m sure that you would wake up anyways. Then you would be convincing yourself that it is OK to take a pee in the diaper that you are wearing.
This still doesn’t work, as we are all (hopefully) in the habit of waking up when we need to pee in the middle of the night.
Now if we could train ourselves to sleep walk to the washroom THAT would be the best solution.
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When I was 9 or 10, I sleep-walked into the kitchen and peed all over the floor.
[quote]waldo21212 wrote:
My college roommate’s girlfriend pissed the bed with him in it one night when she was drunk.
And yeah I usually wake up 2-3 times a night to piss, and the nights I have trouble falling back asleep suck ass (rubbing one out can help though).[/quote]
MY gf peed in my bed a couple of years ago. TWICE. It wasn’t a long relationship.
[quote]Alpha wrote:
Itchy wrote:
I have to get up 3-4 times usually. I’m not even sure what a full night of sleep feels like.
x2…It really sucks and sadly I just try to see the outline of the toilet with my peripheral vision–aim–and wait for noise…If it is not the usual stream into water noise but rather than patter of urine on tile–I attempt to stop mid-stream–fail—and endlessly steer around listening for the “correct” noise…[/quote]
LOL same here! I call it the “test squirt”.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
how many of you turn the light on when u get up to pee., when I do actually get up to pee I turn the light as to not piss on the ground.It doesnt effect me at all, My wife doesnt like it because it wakes her up but I go right back to sleep, FTW.
Another question, How many of you piss in the shower.I do, right in the drain.[/quote]
yeah I always turn the light on. Our hall light stays on all night anyways so it deosn’t make too much difference. Plus, the bathroom literally 2 feet away from my room so the whole thing takes me about 1 minute…
Peeing in the shower? Guilty…
[quote]sluicy wrote:
A few months ago I got up to pee but went in the kitchen trash can. My husband was still up and video taped it with hilarity.
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Now THAT is sexy…!
[quote]Itchy wrote:
When I was 9 or 10, I sleep-walked into the kitchen and peed all over the floor.
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I don’t have any stories like that however I have one about my sister. She slept walked into the kitchen with a chair from her room put it down and sat down to go pee. My dad caught her mid pee.
I used to sleep walk to the washroom, sit down to pee and fell asleep there for hours until my mom found me there and told me to go back to my room.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
Itchy wrote:
When I was 9 or 10, I sleep-walked into the kitchen and peed all over the floor.
I don’t have any stories like that however I have one about my sister. She slept walked into the kitchen with a chair from her room put it down and sat down to go pee. My dad caught her mid pee.
I used to sleep walk to the washroom, sit down to pee and fell asleep there for hours until my mom found me there and told me to go back to my room.
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Your sister? Don’t lie–we know it was you 
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I had a friend back in the day who peed inside his GF’s vagina while they were having sex. I guess it goes without saying he was drunk at the time. [/quote]
Awesome story.
I mean, I didn’t even know that was possible, but still - awesome story.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
jchenky wrote:
Itchy wrote:
When I was 9 or 10, I sleep-walked into the kitchen and peed all over the floor.
I don’t have any stories like that however I have one about my sister. She slept walked into the kitchen with a chair from her room put it down and sat down to go pee. My dad caught her mid pee.
I used to sleep walk to the washroom, sit down to pee and fell asleep there for hours until my mom found me there and told me to go back to my room.
Your sister? Don’t lie–we know it was you
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haha. I would have said if it was me. I think its a pretty neat story.
Just like I find Sluicy’s story funny 
I get up about once a night. I never wake up on my own though. It’s either my puppy getting up and shaking his collar or my girl getting up to take the dog out. (thankfully not my responsibility)
Once in college I came back from a party (mildly, ok very intoxicated) and proceeded to strip naked, put on a fleece vest, take a shower (with vest on), put my towel on, went to bed with both vest and towel on and at some point in the middle of the night i (while laying in my bed) leaned over and peed into my trash can.
Win! (b/c I didn’t get the floor)
jchenky pees all over the place; she told me.