hidden dangers of the handstand-boner pee? There’s nothing hidden about it: keep your mouth closed while employing the technique (no yawning).
I too was worried it was a prostate problem and at the ripe old age of 22!!! Glad to hear it’s probably just metabolism. Fortunately for me it’s only once a night and around 2 am if I go to bed between 10 and 11.
[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:
jchenky wrote:
I’m glad I don’t have the boner problem. Going to pee in the middle of the night is a pissoff.
We girls have to sit. I catch myself falling asleep mid pee on the toilet sometimes.
I did that once when I was slightly intoxicated. Fell asleep. Woke up 7 hours later being like: what?
SEXY.
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You woke up on the toilet? 7 hours later?
Pics or it didn’t happen.
[quote]Kevk010 wrote:
i had this problem too, and because i can only realistically get 6-7 hours of sleep a night as opposed to the 8-10 reccomended, i dont let anything interrupt my sleep. i just leave an empty gallon or big empty water bottle by my bed and pee in that…scummy as hell, but it gives me a higher quality night of sleep[/quote]
i’m glad someone else said it… i do this too on occasion. wake up, stand up, pee, lay down, go back to sleep. very efficient!
I guess I’m always dehydrated. I never have to wake up in the middle of the night to piss.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I admit that when I wake to pee, I keep the lights off and sit to piss. The least amount of work I have to do involving a 3am piss, the better and easier it is to fall back to sleep then. [/quote]
I’m not the only one!
[quote]jchenky wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
jchenky wrote:
I’m glad I don’t have the boner problem. Going to pee in the middle of the night is a pissoff.
We girls have to sit. I catch myself falling asleep mid pee on the toilet sometimes.
I did that once when I was slightly intoxicated. Fell asleep. Woke up 7 hours later being like: what?
SEXY.
You woke up on the toilet? 7 hours later?
Pics or it didn’t happen.
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Trust me, you don’t want to see that.
Get a cup in your room lol. I won’t turn a light on because it destroys your sleep quality, so it’s pretty hard to find my way to the washroom. I usually stop drinking for about 4 hours before bed though.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I admit that when I wake to pee, I keep the lights off and sit to piss. The least amount of work I have to do involving a 3am piss, the better and easier it is to fall back to sleep then.
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This sounds great in theory, but I sleep at full mast, and pushing it into the toilet isn’t an option now that I’ve gone through puberty. I am NOT all about toilet water dick.
[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:
Argos: http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/2703477/c_1/1|category_root|Kitchen+and+laundry|12108409/c_2/2|cat_12108409|Fridges+and+freezers|12108586/c_3/3|cat_12108586|Mini+fridges|12108587.htm
Yeah, it’s a wine fridge. But it looks better than the normal fridges cuz of the glass window. It cools to 3-4 degrees.[/quote]
On the real yo, my next minifridge is going to be a wine cooler. Thanks for the idea.
My college roommate’s girlfriend pissed the bed with him in it one night when she was drunk.
And yeah I usually wake up 2-3 times a night to piss, and the nights I have trouble falling back asleep suck ass (rubbing one out can help though).
[quote]Itchy wrote:
I have to get up 3-4 times usually. I’m not even sure what a full night of sleep feels like.[/quote]
x2…It really sucks and sadly I just try to see the outline of the toilet with my peripheral vision–aim–and wait for noise…If it is not the usual stream into water noise but rather than patter of urine on tile–I attempt to stop mid-stream–fail—and endlessly steer around listening for the “correct” noise…
I drink a fair bit of water throughout the day and the night(1.5-2 gallons), right up till I go to bed, but I seem to have developed a weird ability to piss about 3 times in the 10-15 minutes it takes to get ready for bed. I also have a shake before bed. Yet, I rarely wake up at all during the night, and I probably get up to pee in the middle of the night like once every 2 months.
I guess I’m lucky. Getting up to pee is something that I really, really hate. I will lie in bed thinking about getting up to pee for about 10 minutes before finally doing it.
[quote]Alpha wrote:
Itchy wrote:
I have to get up 3-4 times usually. I’m not even sure what a full night of sleep feels like.
x2…It really sucks and sadly I just try to see the outline of the toilet with my peripheral vision–aim–and wait for noise…If it is not the usual stream into water noise but rather than patter of urine on tile–I attempt to stop mid-stream–fail—and endlessly steer around listening for the “correct” noise…[/quote]
Ahahahha. I lol’d on that one.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
jchenky wrote:
I’m glad I don’t have the boner problem. Going to pee in the middle of the night is a pissoff.
We girls have to sit. I catch myself falling asleep mid pee on the toilet sometimes.
And in one post, you have destroyed whatever sexy image the T-men had of you. It will forever be replaced with the image of you falling asleep on the toilet.[/quote]
how is that not sexxy
how many of you turn the light on when u get up to pee., when I do actually get up to pee I turn the light as to not piss on the ground.It doesnt effect me at all, My wife doesnt like it because it wakes her up but I go right back to sleep, FTW.
Another question, How many of you piss in the shower.I do, right in the drain.
I keep a protein shake by the bed in case I wake up to pee. It’s a hassle but works out well. If not, then I drink the shake when the fiance wakes up.
the worst is having to pee, but you’re too lazy to get out of bed, but it’s hard to go back to sleep because you have to pee, even though you know you can make it a few more hours, lol
I sit down to pee in the middle of the night, this allows me to keep the light off and not disrupt my sleep any further
Every night right before I fall asleep I slip in my catheter with an extra long extension to my toilet. This way, I pee in my bed!
[quote]hardgnr wrote:
I drink a fair bit of water throughout the day and the night(1.5-2 gallons), right up till I go to bed, but I seem to have developed a weird ability to piss about 3 times in the 10-15 minutes it takes to get ready for bed. I also have a shake before bed. Yet, I rarely wake up at all during the night, and I probably get up to pee in the middle of the night like once every 2 months.
I guess I’m lucky. Getting up to pee is something that I really, really hate. I will lie in bed thinking about getting up to pee for about 10 minutes before finally doing it.[/quote]
hahaha… This happens a few times to me, where I would contemplate if I should piss or not. After 20mins of thinking, I would pass out and sometimes start dreaming of pissing. I would suddenly wake up to see if I actually pissed in my bed (thankfully it never happened) and then I would finally pee. Oh yea, I pee sitting down now too. Last time I pissed standing up, I was soo tired and groggy, I lost my balance and fell over. I pissed on myself. FML