I got your help wanted, RIGHT HERE.

You know, it occurs to me that you can’t really figure out whether someone is QUICK witted on a forum like this. Anyone who wants can take all the time in the world to compose a response, and as they say, even a blind dog finds a bone once in a while. If you want to know whether someone can think on their feet while talking on the phone, you need to call them on the phone.

Of course, it would take some pretty fucking big balls to post your phone number in a public forum, wouldn’t it?
The earlier pages aren’t as consistently funny, but the storyline continues through about eighty strips. Stick with it at least until you get to the army of penguins.

Of course, some of the jokes are only funny to skateboarders. Tough. Deal with it.