So there I was, grazing in a massive field. I was actually checking out some bovine piece of ass when I got jumped by these springy motherfuckers with huge moustaches and a dart gun.
When I came to, the next thing I knew was that these midgets were poking me with rods and sticks. One of them tells me its my time to shine. I didn’t argue. To be honest, I was a pissed off. A bit groggy, but pissed off.
Then I got let out into a facking huge arena. Lots of people. Spanish mainly. Don’t get me wrong, I like the spanish.
But I can’t stand men in shiny tights. And I guess luck was on me side because stood right opposite me was a guy in shiny tights, whose face looked like a smashed crab.
The silly twat fell over and then I raped his face.