I AM An A-Hole.

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You have me intrigued with the Mitch thing. Can I be bothered looking it up though?

Rockscar summed up my thoughts eloquently. She sounds like a bitch but your ‘revenge’ was really pathetic. There’s good revenge and dickhead revenge and yours was dickhead. If she is a bitch then fuck her (metaphorically, although hate sex can be a useful tool), move on with your life. Don’t look in her email, don’t involve yourself in her life.

Sack up.

Hell I lie all the time at uni. Never a dead family member though but meh. Whatever gets you the extra day.

You know now that I think about it, uni has been a bad experience for me. I used to have morals, but now I lie, cheat and steal to get the fuck out of this place. I’m so ungrateful. Oh well at least my bad behaviour is confined to only one aspect of my life.

Now to go steal somebodies paper…

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http://www.funny-spot.com/html/The-Asshole-Song.html

I believe Denis Leary said it best.

“Im an asshole and Im proud of it!”

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[quote]StevenF wrote:
Allright, there’s a little more to this whole Mitch thing. Before the camping thing, I had seen that she emailed him to hang out like 3 or 4 times. She claimed her friend(who is promiscuous) wanted to hang out with him and just wanted her to come. blah blah blah. Gave her the benefit of the doubt on that one. Then the whole camping lie thing that I called her on, which I should have most definitely dumped her for. Then, after all that lying she did and the decision whether or not to dump her, she STILL talked to the kid about hanging out. I DID dump her then, and she managed to convince me shortly after that she’d never talk to him again and she only wants me and I, like the fucking pussy I was, believed her. Then this whole breakup thing, I didn’t trust her so she couldn’t be with me, then she didn’t have time for me because of school, and then she started talking to him again. All in that order. Then the email thing with the teacher happened. The end. This was my first serious relationship and I will take away a lot from this and try to learn from it. First, I need to find my balls… has anyone seen them?[/quote]

There is a small cold-storage facility here at T-Nation. When a t-man temporarily forgets his balls, somebody sacks them up and shelves them for future use. They are on the top shelf, to the left.

I was being sarcastic about the trailer park comment. I was hoping someone would have a laugh. Sorry.

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[quote]StevenF wrote:
Dear T-Nation,

I am most definitely an asshole.
But I didn’t realize it until today.
This site is about bettering yourself as a person, in all ways possible. I try to do that in some areas, but not so much in others. I have done some asshole things lately, and I regret them. Lost a girl who loved me for good tonite due to the aforementioned asshole things.

Hey bro, it’s cool. We as dudes are automatically classified as assholes upon birth, keep your head up.

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Ok. This is his ex-girlfriend. and I think before you guys put all the blame on me, maybe I should put why things happened the way they did.

First off. I found out I was pregnant on my 17th birthday. A few weeks before that, he had broken up with me saying he needed time for school when he was actually talking to his ex girlfriend. He’s 22 and I just recently turned 18.

Mitch…this guy I met through a friend. Well my friend did like him, and I wanted nothing to do with him. And I did invite him on a camping trip, but I also invited Tiffany. and I invited Her before I invited him. I didn’t invite steve because I know he would get mad. Wrong move…I fucked up. Ok I admit that. Also, the camping trip never happened.

I am in school for physical therpay, and I need 100% of my time to do this. I can’t have a boyfriend right now. and I do love him. and Mitch did comment me on myspace…I can’t controll that, and he asked me to hang out and I said no. I think Steve forgot to add that part.

Him emailing my teachers, yeah I was pissed. I thought about dropping out, but what a waste of money that would be. Also, I was very very sick with no insurance, and to get credit for the class, I would have to bring in a doctors note since I missed more then 4 days in a row. So I lied about my sister…(I was wrong, but I didn’t know what else to do)Oh, and he did email my mom telling her the whoooole story.

I used to like this site, but I quit coming here once I started getting bashed on.

This story was probably pointless, and you will probably still think I’m a lieing bitch, but I don’t feel like explaining my relationship problems to a bunch of meatheads :slight_smile:

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There is a bit of a discrepancy in your story girlie. How can you be in school for physical therapy at 17?

Secondly, I doubt your preggers. However, it would be an excellent ploy to try to get a man back. I suggest that in a couple of months, you find a sonogram picture on the internet, and then post it here.

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There is another HUGE discrepancy in your story. You said that you found out that your were pregnant on your 17th birthday. And you now said that you just turned 18. Sorry, but a baby would have came by now, and there were no mentions from steven about there being a baby.

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[quote]TickItTockIt wrote:
Ok. This is his ex-girlfriend. and I think before you guys put all the blame on me, maybe I should put why things happened the way they did.

First off. I found out I was pregnant on my 17th birthday. A few weeks before that, he had broken up with me saying he needed time for school when he was actually talking to his ex girlfriend. He’s 22 and I just recently turned 18.

Mitch…this guy I met through a friend. Well my friend did like him, and I wanted nothing to do with him. And I did invite him on a camping trip, but I also invited Tiffany. and I invited Her before I invited him. I didn’t invite steve because I know he would get mad. Wrong move…I fucked up. Ok I admit that. Also, the camping trip never happened.

I am in school for physical therpay, and I need 100% of my time to do this. I can’t have a boyfriend right now. and I do love him. and Mitch did comment me on myspace…I can’t controll that, and he asked me to hang out and I said no. I think Steve forgot to add that part.

Him emailing my teachers, yeah I was pissed. I thought about dropping out, but what a waste of money that would be. Also, I was very very sick with no insurance, and to get credit for the class, I would have to bring in a doctors note since I missed more then 4 days in a row. So I lied about my sister…(I was wrong, but I didn’t know what else to do)Oh, and he did email my mom telling her the whoooole story.

I used to like this site, but I quit coming here once I started getting bashed on.

This story was probably pointless, and you will probably still think I’m a lieing bitch, but I don’t feel like explaining my relationship problems to a bunch of meatheads :-)[/quote]

Paraphrased from “As Good As It Gets”:

Female fan: I just have to know: How do you write women so well?

Jack Nicholson: I think of a man. Then I take away accountability, and common sense.

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What the fuck is going on with all these relationship issues being hashed out on the forums?

TAChick, is that you?

Babe, darling, honeypie… no one cares about you. We don’t have little pictures of you in our wallets to show to strangers on the street and say “Hey, man, steer clear of this one!” Why the hell do you care what your ex-bf anonymously says about you on an anonymous forum full of anonymous people who you will never meet?

Yeesh.

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[quote]Rockscar wrote:
Your insecure actions defined you as the asshole. You had no right to send her teachers the information. Her actions in school are none of your business, so yea you were a big asshole there.

It’s your own fault for logging into her stuff. You don’t and shoudn’t trust her anyway…good riddance.

Move on, and next time be open with your new girl and pay attention to your woman by giving her warm and loving comments, and showing support.

Damn that sounds gay…but it works.[/quote]

Whoah whoah whoah, who invited the queer? This was a “fuck that lying bitch” support thread. Not some clit-rubbing dyke thread, fuck off sissy!

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[quote]StevenF wrote:
Rockscar wrote:

Move on, and next time be open with your new girl and pay attention to your woman by giving her warm and loving comments, and showing support.

Damn that sounds gay…but it works.

YEs I realize the insecurity in my actions, I have many insecurities that I believe need to be addressed before getting involved with anyone again. Also, I will most definitely do what you suggested.
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Fuck that! Goto a bar, order some random chick a drink, hit on her, then walk away when the bartender calls to payup. Find her later that night(or anyone who looks like her) and take her home for some sweet lovin’.

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[quote]AlphaDragon wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Also, who HASN’T used a relative dying or sick as an excuse when you fucked up in college or missed a paper, test etc.?

I’m with Rockscar on both of his posts.

You’re not an asshole for doing the E-mail thing, but rather I think you are an insecure, petty and vengeful wanna-be-man.

A real man does not do things that way…what she does is her business and you’re letting yourself get sucked back into her drama by involving yourself like this.

Pointless. Worthless. Petty.

Oh, and I’m an asshole too…been called one all my life. ;)[/quote]

You’re name’s “AlphaDragon”, fuck off! Only nerdy teens put “Dragon” in there names. So you obviously haven’t been in any meaningfull relationships. Falling for a chick who later on lies to you is FUCKED UP, and it hurts. The only way to heal the hurt is to replace the feeling with something just as strong, like vengance, or jack daniels…

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[quote]BarneyFife wrote:

I would tell her parents as well, if they are helping her with tuition that may cause them to stop. (kidding)[/quote]

Good one, I’m suprised no one thought of that!

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[quote]TickItTockIt wrote:
Ok. This is his ex-girlfriend. and I think before you guys put all the blame on me, maybe I should put why things happened the way they did.

First off. I found out I was pregnant on my 17th birthday. A few weeks before that, he had broken up with me saying he needed time for school when he was actually talking to his ex girlfriend. He’s 22 and I just recently turned 18.

Mitch…this guy I met through a friend. Well my friend did like him, and I wanted nothing to do with him. And I did invite him on a camping trip, but I also invited Tiffany. and I invited Her before I invited him. I didn’t invite steve because I know he would get mad. Wrong move…I fucked up. Ok I admit that. Also, the camping trip never happened.

I am in school for physical therpay, and I need 100% of my time to do this. I can’t have a boyfriend right now. and I do love him. and Mitch did comment me on myspace…I can’t controll that, and he asked me to hang out and I said no. I think Steve forgot to add that part.

Him emailing my teachers, yeah I was pissed. I thought about dropping out, but what a waste of money that would be. Also, I was very very sick with no insurance, and to get credit for the class, I would have to bring in a doctors note since I missed more then 4 days in a row. So I lied about my sister…(I was wrong, but I didn’t know what else to do)Oh, and he did email my mom telling her the whoooole story.

I used to like this site, but I quit coming here once I started getting bashed on.

This story was probably pointless, and you will probably still think I’m a lieing bitch, but I don’t feel like explaining my relationship problems to a bunch of meatheads :-)[/quote]

Hey, whacha doing this friday?

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Normally I don’t mind when idiots try to make a tough/funny post. Hey I do it myself and it’s hit and miss. But more than two posts in a row I cannot take.

Hannibal King, either get a cool Tucker esque life, or get some new material. Either will do. THEN come back.

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[quote]jacross wrote:
Normally I don’t mind when idiots try to make a tough/funny post. Hey I do it myself and it’s hit and miss. But more than two posts in a row I cannot take.

Hannibal King, either get a cool Tucker esque life, or get some new material. Either will do. THEN come back.[/quote]

Hmm. Hannibal King seems liek TACHICK. She used to post 3 or 4 replies in a row on a single thread.

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I LOVE Hannibal King calling Rockscar a queer!

I also love TickitTockit or JerkitSuckit or whatever responding and giving her opinion.

I’m going to have to pull rank here and just say how it is.

She is a lying bitch but whatever, and he is an insecure asshole for fucking with her shit.

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Yeah Apayne is absolutely right. I cannot fathom coming onto some message board full of strangers so as to get them ‘on my side’. Do you people not have lives? Well clearly not. Tickatockit or whatever. Seriously, get a life. It’s interesting and amusing but ultimately what are you trying to achieve? If you want to get back at the sackless wonder then do it properly, IN REAL LIFE. Or get on with your life.

Just email your professors and say I’m having relationship issues he’s a psycho I’m sorry about that. Remember it’s not a lie if you believe it. Now go and improve yourself, don’t whinge to us.

Sackless wonder, you know you suck. That is the first step. Now as for this thread, that should be it. Fix yourself and move on.

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
We are all assholes. It is how you handle it that counts. [/quote]

I nominate this Zap quote for Strong Words.

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does every guys ex-girlfriend have a T-Nation account? these keep turning into oprah threads