I’m thinking we should hydrolyze the vegetarians of the world. They’re not good for anything else. Just a pain in the ass. But…if we hydrolyze them, would their amino acid ratio suck? And if we did ingest them, would it raise our estrogen levels? I’m gonna try this experiment on the next vegetarian who tells me humans were not intended to eat meat, just plants. Oh, and I’m gonna hydrolyze their freakin bumper stickers too!
Please start with my roommate
I’m not advocating violence, but I hope Kimmi from Survivor is first on your list. Talk about high maintenance!
Try to eat me and I will kick your fuckin meat eating ass 
Let me guess you are either from Berkley,Boulder,or some other Trustafarian Haven located near a college I know how you feel(living in California).But if your life consists of yoga, sitting around in a coffehouse or on the sidewalk playing a didgeridoo for spare change, your protein requirements arent that high.However if someone is working out and looking good on a vegetarian diet you have to give them props, they’ve obviously found something that works for them.
Monkeymind? This is worse than WWF’s fake Diesel/Razor Ramone fiasco. Lata.
“MB Eric: Often I wander, often I roam, but I shall be here always to defend my jungle home since year 13.”
-Eric
FYI, I am a vegetarian and I put on twenty-five pounds of muscle in the last 14 months. I am thirty-six and look twenty-seven and feel good about my decision to not contribute to the poisoning of the environment by eating non-organic food, to not eat animals that are pumped up full of steriods, anti-biotics and possibly the remains of other dead animals that are fed to them (ever hear of Mad Cow disease?), who are also treated cruelly while they are alive, and some times tortured before being slaughtered. I am not preaching or advocating vegetarianism; I believe in an individual’s right to choose the diet that is right for them, but at least think things through. Don’t just have a knee jerk reaction to someone’s proselytizing. Take responsiblity for your actions and make the right choice, and if you are going to eat meat, support organic farming for your own health at the very least. And think twice before making statements that are a reflection of your ignorance.
iguanascorpio, I didn’t feel like reading your vege-nazi propaganda. I just skimmed it, and got the gist of it. I’ve decided I’m gonna tie you up in alfafa sprouts and send you to the edge for his first victim.
Jeezus man… its not even like vegetarians are hated because they don’t eat meat- it’s because of their persistant rediculousness. Dude, grow some balls and eat some meat!
Guys, you are playing with fire. Don’t you know diet is not a science for many people? It’s religion As for hydrolyzing vegetarians, are we talking about soylent green?
Good idea. But when I thought about it, it seemed that they don’t really get in our way too much. Hey, the more vegetarians in the world, the more meat we omnivores get. So, in fact more people should become vegetarians. First off, it would save natural resources and second, it would make all us meat eatin’ MEN look better around a bunch of atrophied girly boys.
Actually, I’d have to agree with iguanascorpio on the organic stuff. The plants in the super-market have just as much crap in them as the animals there. I avoid supermarket food as much as possible. Most of my food is home-grown or grown/raised locally. BTW, I’m a very serious meat and egg eater, it’s gonna kill me isn’t it iguanascorpio. I added 15 pounds in the last 2 months and now i’m a mofo.
MB Eric-Ha! That was a good one. Seems like lots of people have been “borrowing” from your repertoire lately. Guess that’s a compliment though. By the way, are you going to that Staley/Serrano seminar?
We tried vegearianism for a short while before we were a T-couple. I get preached at and I wanted to be healthy so - I got sucked in. My husband’s fingernails started peeling off. It was horrible. I’m quite sure you could get enough protein on a veggie diet, but yuck. It wasn’t worth the limited food choices.
Sorry Edge, Bad move.
Vegetarians make for crap quality protein.
“Save a cow - eat a vegetarian”
LOL Strass Brocker.
After much thought, I’m going to retract my statement. After reading your posts, I’ve come to realize that a hydrolyzed vegetarian would not make an efficatious post- workout meal.
Instead, I’ve decided to grind Gary Null into fiber, and feed the fiber to all the constipated minded vegetarians.
I still have to figure out something to do with those freakin bumper stickers though!
Edge-That Gary Null comment was awesome! I somehow pulled a next muscle cause I laughed so hard when I read that. Ha! Gary Null
I wonder how many of you “bad ass” meat eaters would consume meat daily if you had to kill the animals you eat personally?
Good point, Mike Mahler. I read an article about a private school that butchered a steer for the students to observe how meat was obtained. Animal rights activists protested it as cruel and harmful to kids. I would think they would support it. Anyone who has seen cows being led to slaughter and seeing them shed big globs of tears while wailing all the way think twice before eating beef. I’ve long ago decided that I’m a meat eater, but I am an informed one. I’ve seen how the neated cellophane wrapped packages in the grocery store are made. I’m okay with it. I have a feeling that many meat eaters would not.
Mike Mahler, assuming that were true, we’d basically be back in the cave man days. And yes, in that instance, I would kill my own animal. Nothing else to eat- they didn’t have pasta back in those days. They didn’t have a lot of the foods vegetarians eat. A lot of those plants and other things vegetarians (and meat eaters too) eat didn’t come about till later.
Aside from that, would you eat salt if you had to mine it yourself?
I just can’t imagine kicking back with a Boca burger and some liquid plankton while watching the hockey game.
Want to start with me? I’m a vegetarian.