[quote]Makavali wrote:
Dizzy Gillespie and Miles Davis ftw.[/quote]
Like Miles and Coltrane, but I have preference for Cassandra Wilson, a vocalist.
There is another thing to think about are black guys inherently cooler than white guys? Or is this generational? Miles is cool, but so is Steve McQueen, who might be the coolest ever.
Samuel Jackson is cooler than say Justin Timberlake, but what about Bruce Willis?
And is some dumbass with his drawers around his knees cooler than a guido? And is it worse if a white kid has fake bling, pants near his knees, a wife beater, and weighs 135?
We seriously need guidelines here, with pics and a scale for douchebaggery. This could straighten out the youth of America and possibly help race relations.
Example Steve McQueen > Timberlake, but is he > than Miles in cool? I would say he beats him easily, but what about George Clinton? I say McQueen, but am I racily biased?
Bill Clinton was one cool motherfucker. He lied on TV.
“I did not have sexual relations… (sniffs finger) … with that woman - Ms. Lewinsky!”
[quote]tom63 wrote:
There is another thing to think about are black guys inherently cooler than white guys? Or is this generational? Miles is cool, but so is Steve McQueen, who might be the coolest ever.
Samuel Jackson is cooler than say Justin Timberlake, but what about Bruce Willis?
And is some dumbass with his drawers around his knees cooler than a guido? And is it worse if a white kid has fake bling, pants near his knees, a wife beater, and weighs 135?
We seriously need guidelines here, with pics and a scale for douchebaggery. This could straighten out the youth of America and possibly help race relations.
Example Steve McQueen > Timberlake, but is he > than Miles in cool? I would say he beats him easily, but what about George Clinton? I say McQueen, but am I racily biased? [/quote]
I’ll get working on an excel spreadsheet.
I have a Korean friend with the best damn genetics I have ever seen so don’t be so haste to call steroids! This guy is about 5’8" and 195lb with a BF% in the singles. Now this is the surprising part, his workouts never last longer than half an hour and they usually consist of a set of shoulder presses here and a set of bench presses and maybe a squat or two for goodluck. On top of all that, he is extremely inconsistent and never wants to push himself. Diet is shit, training sessions are shit, physique is impressive. There’s no drugs involved or anything.
Then there’s assholes like me that have to bust their ass day in and day out to maintain what they’ve got.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
One of my friends in school trained as much as I did. He weighed about 225lbs back then and we were about the same height. He was also Japanese.
Stereotypes.
If the OP is white we can all safely say he can not dance, likes girls with NO ass, likes mayonnaise, can’t jump and listens to show tunes while having sex in ONLY the missionary position.[/quote]
Holy shit X do I need to speak to my mother! All this time I thought I was white, but something never felt quite right. I could run, dance and jump, loved girls with ass (tits were a distant second), always listened to r&b and hip hop…and I definitely like to hit it from the back. I do like my mayonnaise and I do eat pussy, so maybe I’m half black?
Anyway, me and moms (whoops) need to have a talk! As shocking as this revelation is, at least I can tell people from now on to kiss my black ass. LOL.
[quote]gswork wrote:
maybe it was Bolo…
Beeph, you’re in trouble for dissing him now![/quote]
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Professor X wrote:
One of my friends in school trained as much as I did. He weighed about 225lbs back then and we were about the same height. He was also Japanese.
Stereotypes.
If the OP is white we can all safely say he can not dance, likes girls with NO ass, likes mayonnaise, can’t jump and listens to show tunes while having sex in ONLY the missionary position.
Holy shit X do I need to speak to my mother! All this time I thought I was white, but something never felt quite right. I could run, dance and jump, loved girls with ass (tits were a distant second), always listened to r&b and hip hop…and I definitely like to hit it from the back. I do like my mayonnaise and I do eat pussy, so maybe I’m half black?
Anyway, me and moms (whoops) need to have a talk! As shocking as this revelation is, at least I can tell people from now on to kiss my black ass. LOL.
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I tell people that anyways.