According to statisics one person in six in the world is Chinese.
There are six people in my family, so one of them must be Chinese.
It can’t be me. It can’t be my dad, Frank. It can’t be my mum, Rose. It can’t be my older brother Dave. It can’t be my sister, Sharon.
So, it must be my younger brother, Wang Su Ping.
[quote]MetalGrasshopper wrote:
beeph wrote:
This has got to be one of the dumbest and most ignorant things I have ever read on these boards. [/quote]
It only happens in the Bodybuilding, article discussions, get a life, rate my physique, and politics and world issues forums. Other than that everything here is squared away.
maybe it was Bolo…
Beeph, you’re in trouble for dissing him now!
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
… yellow on yellow nonsense going on.
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Thread Title:
Humongous Asian Dudes
Racist!!!
[quote]DaahsirRoon wrote:
Unless they’re women.
Everybody knows women are on Penis.[/quote]
Only the horny ones.
Epic Comedy
Maybe he’s Samoan.
[quote]York Plate wrote:
According to statisics one person in six in the world is Chinese.
There are six people in my family, so one of them must be Chinese.
It can’t be me. It can’t be my dad, Frank. It can’t be my mum, Rose. It can’t be my older brother Dave. It can’t be my sister, Sharon.
So, it must be my younger brother, Wang Su Ping.[/quote]
This is fucking hilarious…
Gold.
[quote]beeph wrote:
Man i see this one humongous asian dude come in to my locak gym - he’s like 5’8 with humongous muscles everywhere all bloated and shit. Now let me inform you what a typical chinese person IN CHINA is like.
We ordered a fridge musta been 250 lbs. Little old chinese dude who was 5’8 weighed maybe 130 lbs, put that fucker on his back, climbed up 3 flights of stairs and dropped it right in our office. I went to the fridge and could barely move it.
Not a single chinese guy in all the friggin town was over 150 lbs. Except this fucking giantic walking muscle i saw at one of the local gyms. Thats what this guy in my gym (in the US) was like.
So I see him come in u know couple times a week, always does bench presses and curls only. He struggles to like half-bench 2 plates with a ‘2 man bench’ and then walks around all bloated and huge. He’s prolly half as strong as that little 40 year old chinese guys back in china who was carrying the fridge.
He has gigantic legs but has never squatted. He has huge traps but doesnt deadlift. This is steroids right? How common do u think steroids are just at the local gym… not athletes. Just regular idiots trying to ‘look cool’.
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Andre the Giant Syndrome??
[quote]Polish Rifle wrote:
York Plate wrote:
According to statisics one person in six in the world is Chinese.
There are six people in my family, so one of them must be Chinese.
It can’t be me. It can’t be my dad, Frank. It can’t be my mum, Rose. It can’t be my older brother Dave. It can’t be my sister, Sharon.
So, it must be my younger brother, Wang Su Ping.
This is fucking hilarious…
Gold.[/quote]
Lol, I thought the same thing.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I train at two gyms. I ONLY do chest and triceps at one because of the better equipment. I guess there is some fucker watching me thinking i ONLY train chest and triceps.
Some of you need to focus on yourselves more than everyone else. [/quote]
See, I think you only train chest and arms because I’ve never seen a picture of your legs.
[quote]Christine wrote:
Professor X wrote:
I train at two gyms. I ONLY do chest and triceps at one because of the better equipment. I guess there is some fucker watching me thinking i ONLY train chest and triceps.
Some of you need to focus on yourselves more than everyone else.
See, I think you only train chest and arms because I’ve never seen a picture of your legs.
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I actually have no legs. I was the second Million Dollar man, Slightly Less Than a Million Dollar Man.
I just wish they hadn’t run out of funds.
Or this thread.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I actually have no legs. I was the second Million Dollar man, Slightly Less Than a Million Dollar Man.
I just wish they hadn’t run out of funds.[/quote]
The Nine Hundred Thousand Dollar Man?
[quote]detazathoth wrote:
this thread delivers[/quote]
I concur!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
beeph wrote:
Man i see this one humongous asian dude come in to my locak gym - he’s like 5’8 with humongous muscles everywhere all bloated and shit. Now let me inform you what a typical chinese person IN CHINA is like.
We ordered a fridge musta been 250 lbs. Little old chinese dude who was 5’8 weighed maybe 130 lbs, put that fucker on his back, climbed up 3 flights of stairs and dropped it right in our office. I went to the fridge and could barely move it.
Not a single chinese guy in all the friggin town was over 150 lbs. Except this fucking giantic walking muscle i saw at one of the local gyms. Thats what this guy in my gym (in the US) was like.
So I see him come in u know couple times a week, always does bench presses and curls only. He struggles to like half-bench 2 plates with a ‘2 man bench’ and then walks around all bloated and huge. He’s prolly half as strong as that little 40 year old chinese guys back in china who was carrying the fridge.
He has gigantic legs but has never squatted. He has huge traps but doesnt deadlift. This is steroids right? How common do u think steroids are just at the local gym… not athletes. Just regular idiots trying to ‘look cool’.
How the hell do you know that some other guy NEVER squatted?
I train at two gyms. I ONLY do chest and triceps at one because of the better equipment. I guess there is some fucker watching me thinking i ONLY train chest and triceps.
Some of you need to focus on yourselves more than everyone else. [/quote]
So how many people do you think you’ve inadvertently launched down a “chest and triceps only” routine based on their nosiness?
“But, I saw that big guy doing that - and he NEVER did a leg exercise!”
One of my friends in school trained as much as I did. He weighed about 225lbs back then and we were about the same height. He was also Japanese.
Stereotypes.
If the OP is white we can all safely say he can not dance, likes girls with NO ass, likes mayonnaise, can’t jump and listens to show tunes while having sex in ONLY the missionary position.[/quote]
I can’t dance, like nice round, but not obese asses, could jump when I was jumping, and like hard rock while having sex in various positions.
Mayonnaisse is okay, but I prefer whiskey, great beer, and a great BBQ sauce. does this make me half of something or just not a total dork?
[quote]tom63 wrote:
I can’t dance, like nice round, but not obese asses, could jump when I was jumping, and like hard rock while having sex in various positions.
Mayonnaisse is okay, but I prefer whiskey, great beer, and a great BBQ sauce. does this make me half of something or just not a total dork?[/quote]
1/3 dork. Approximate figure of course, Prof. X is the expert on this.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
tom63 wrote:
I can’t dance, like nice round, but not obese asses, could jump when I was jumping, and like hard rock while having sex in various positions.
Mayonnaisse is okay, but I prefer whiskey, great beer, and a great BBQ sauce. does this make me half of something or just not a total dork?
1/3 dork. Approximate figure of course, Prof. X is the expert on this.[/quote]
I’d concur, but I do like blues and jazz and cook a great steak and maybe the best burger you’ll ever get.
But I did read a lot of comic books as a kid, but who here hasn’t?
A funny aside, one of my best friends is a competitive bodybuilder and a level 3 ART guy like me. we’ve taken so many ART courses that we now normally sign in and go eat or see a movie.
Well,a few years ago they had a big comic convention at the same hotel as the ART seminar. The Batmobile was there, Green Hornet mobile and so on. I slept at my friends house on a sofa bed and I couldn’t get more than two hours sleep.
We went across the ST for some food and as I was waiting for Rob to bring our stuff out( I was barely awake) and I noticed some guy putting on his storm trooper outfit. I told Rob to go kick him in the nuts for me since I was to tired.
So we were the only two guys in the convention that looked like they might have had sex ever I our lives. We were not smelly, were jacked, and had a great time. We did see a few real film stars like Adam West and Burt Ward, the original predator guy, Jason and such, so it was a lot of fun.
So it goes like this. Guys like X and my buddy might have decided lifting weights make make you like Superman and Batman, the other guys just didn’t get the point.
Dizzy Gillespie and Miles Davis ftw.