[quote]iatguy wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
How about death by stingray?
That’s fucked up.
Man, this got me thinking. I would like to die in all sort of ways. Disturbing to think about this shit, but I would wanna die a hero, saving someone, or fight for my country and die in a hail of gunfire, doing some chick, and die in my sleep.[/quote]
Thats cold, imagine how the chick would feel waking up next to a dead guy.
I want to reach the age of 100 so that I can receive a telegram from the reigning monarch & have the pleasure of sending it back with rude comments. Then, I will enjoy my last adrenaline rush by freefalling without a parachute
I want to be chased through a field by hundreds of angry, topless women. Either they would chase me off of something like a cliff, or I would get tired and be beaten by hundreds of topless women simultaneously.
[quote]bigroman wrote:
lothario1132 wrote:
I want to die blowing a load on Jessica Alba’s face.
“Ahhhh… there ya go, honey… URK!!”
But knowing me, it’ll actually end up being some random drunk chick instead. Death sucks.
I feel you man, great minds think alike ey. Having a stroke after blowing a load on jessica albas face would be a pretty sic way, that or whike saving someones life…[/quote]
Note how no-one is saying that they’d like to be tied into a bunch of monitors in a hospital bed wearing jammies and…
Which I’m afraid is exactly how my gran-dad is going to spend his last days.
A WWII veteran who scoured the Pacific fighting America’s enemies, father of four who raised his family on a humble farm, a crack-shot who could fire his 44 Mag one handed and hit tea saucers from 20 paces. He’s one guy who deserves to go down in a blaze of glory.
[quote]Majin wrote:
In a fight with Chuck Norris. That way my kids are gonna say “Dad was so tough at 96 that they had to call Chuck Norris to bring him down!”[/quote]