How Would You Like to Die?

[quote]iatguy wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
How about death by stingray?

That’s fucked up.

Man, this got me thinking. I would like to die in all sort of ways. Disturbing to think about this shit, but I would wanna die a hero, saving someone, or fight for my country and die in a hail of gunfire, doing some chick, and die in my sleep.[/quote]

Thats cold, imagine how the chick would feel waking up next to a dead guy.

[quote]superpimp wrote:
After having sex with 10 strippers, or in the battlefield with a sword in my hand[/quote]

Goddamn it, thats my dream…

[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
superpimp wrote:
After having sex with 10 strippers, or in the battlefield with a sword in my hand

Goddamn it, thats my dream…[/quote]

The strippers or the battlefield?

[quote]bigroman wrote:
BluePfaltz wrote:
superpimp wrote:
After having sex with 10 strippers, or in the battlefield with a sword in my hand

Goddamn it, thats my dream…

The strippers or the battlefield?[/quote]

hahaha! how bout strippers ON the battlefield??

I would like to die peacefully, in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

[quote]tonymoore wrote:
I would like to die peacefully, in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.[/quote]

Thats an old one yo.

[quote]bigroman wrote:

Thats an old one yo.[/quote]

Yeah, but it’s a good one.

[quote]RoadWarrior wrote:
In the great Armageddon, the final crusade against Islam… [/quote]
…Weak

Na for me it has to be something humurous, something worthy of the Darwin awards.

[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
I want to die blowing a load on Jessica Alba’s face.

“Ahhhh… there ya go, honey… URK!!”

But knowing me, it’ll actually end up being some random drunk transsexual instead. Death sucks.[/quote]

Wow. That’s gotta be a bad way to go out.
:slight_smile:

DB

[quote]jsbrook wrote:
How about death by stingray?[/quote]

Yeah right, like that could ever happen…

DB

On the field of battle surrounded by the bodies of my enemies, covered in there blood!

I want to reach the age of 100 so that I can receive a telegram from the reigning monarch & have the pleasure of sending it back with rude comments. Then, I will enjoy my last adrenaline rush by freefalling without a parachute :slight_smile:

I want to be chased through a field by hundreds of angry, topless women. Either they would chase me off of something like a cliff, or I would get tired and be beaten by hundreds of topless women simultaneously.

[quote]bigroman wrote:
lothario1132 wrote:
I want to die blowing a load on Jessica Alba’s face.

“Ahhhh… there ya go, honey… URK!!”

But knowing me, it’ll actually end up being some random drunk chick instead. Death sucks.

I feel you man, great minds think alike ey. Having a stroke after blowing a load on jessica albas face would be a pretty sic way, that or whike saving someones life…[/quote]

It would indeed “be a pretty sic [sic] way.”

[quote]BlaZe wrote:
Ok, Dying is something we ALL have to face… BUT if you could choose how you would like to go, then post it. [/quote]

“Shot doooowwwwn, in a blaze of glory!”

Note how no-one is saying that they’d like to be tied into a bunch of monitors in a hospital bed wearing jammies and…

Which I’m afraid is exactly how my gran-dad is going to spend his last days.

A WWII veteran who scoured the Pacific fighting America’s enemies, father of four who raised his family on a humble farm, a crack-shot who could fire his 44 Mag one handed and hit tea saucers from 20 paces. He’s one guy who deserves to go down in a blaze of glory.

Death blows

B.

[quote]thrasher wrote:
BlaZe wrote:
Ok, Dying is something we ALL have to face… BUT if you could choose how you would like to go, then post it.

“Shot doooowwwwn, in a blaze of glory!”

[/quote]

hahaha! I’ll make ya famous… :slight_smile:

[quote]Kliplemet wrote:
i want to die in some sort of tribal warfare, ideally killing some others with a sword or machette[/quote]

In an anime setting, no doubt.

DB

[quote]Majin wrote:
In a fight with Chuck Norris. That way my kids are gonna say “Dad was so tough at 96 that they had to call Chuck Norris to bring him down!”[/quote]

Best reply so far LOL