I’d like to get struck by lightning, while getting eaten by a shark…
i knew this girl once who actually found her dad dead after 2 weeks…not only was the stench unbearable, but she found him on the shitter. not my idea of a fantastic way to die, but nothing beats a good shat.
i wouldn’t want a painful death, thats for sure. with all those beheadings and shit going on “over there”, i can’t imagine going thru that.
hopefully i’ll just die in my sleep- with an enormous hard-on.
[quote]HardcoreHorn wrote:
I want to die fighting evil, or making the world better in some way. [/quote]
Than you’ll have to fight against America, I’m sorry Satan is running this show.
I want to die as violently as possible. Maybe a tiger attack, or impaled through the chest.
[quote]trick magnet wrote:
I want to die as violently as possible. Maybe a tiger attack, or impaled through the chest.[/quote]
Jesus I hope not… I want to die in my sleep… and on a good day, where I felt love with God, my family and friends and ate some cheesecake before bed… Haharr!
I want to die when I can no longer care for myself or be active, or worse yet if I loose my mind …
If 2 of those happen then I hope I go in my sleep peacefully.
If I loose my mind and start getting crazy I have given my family permission to take me out back and shoot me. 
Tijuana, sun-drenched day, poolside, a whore on each arm, and a fist full of pesos. Heart failure? Very possible at 90 yrs. old.
How about death by stingray?
[quote]johnny_law wrote:
I would like to die at an old age with an 18 year old riding me to the grave[/quote]
It’s a pleasure to finally meet you, Mr. Hefner.
I want to die while smoking a joint. That way when someone says “No one has ever died while smoking weed” my friends can say “well actually I knew this guy…”
I don’t personally like weed, but I want my death to be a good conversation starter.
Parachute not opening or getting caught in the gears of a combine or having my nuts chewed off by a Laplander.
[quote]RoadWarrior wrote:
In the great Armageddon, the final crusade against Islam… [/quote]
That made me laugh out loud.
I wish to die fighting the entire bruce lee fan club. I doubt that death will ever happen as I shit more than they can deadlift.
Honestly…I dont want to die…I wish I could never age past like 35, and stay in really good shape! But I guess since I cant live forever I would want ot die in my sleep…an with the least amount of pain possible…absolutely no blood…because I dont want to be a pain when they move my body away…lol jk
[quote]Coldiron wrote:
Tijuana, sun-drenched day, poolside, a whore on each arm, and a fist full of pesos. Heart failure? Very possible at 90 yrs. old. [/quote]
hahaha!
[quote]keaster wrote:
I wish to die fighting the entire bruce lee fan club. I doubt that death will ever happen as I shit more than they can deadlift.[/quote]
Hilarious!!
Ok, Dying is something we ALL have to face… BUT if you could choose how you would like to go, then post it.
[quote]BlaZe wrote:
Ok, Dying is something we ALL have to face… BUT if you could choose how you would like to go, then post it. [/quote]
On my feet never on my knees
[quote]jsbrook wrote:
How about death by stingray?[/quote]
That’s fucked up.
Man, this got me thinking. I would like to die in all sort of ways. Disturbing to think about this shit, but I would wanna die a hero, saving someone, or fight for my country and die in a hail of gunfire, doing some chick, and die in my sleep.
[quote]iatguy wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
How about death by stingray?
That’s fucked up.
Man, this got me thinking. I would like to die in all sort of ways. Disturbing to think about this shit, but I would wanna die a hero, saving someone, or fight for my country and die in a hail of gunfire, doing some chick, and die in my sleep.[/quote]
Yeah it is disturbing to think about it, but its something each and every one of us has to face no matter what…
I would imagine people in public service would like to go saving someone’s life or some sort of rescue operation.
But what if you were a surfer? would you wanna go riding the biggest wave in the world?