How Would You Like to Die?

In the mood of the plane crash and the Steve Erwin thread, death is something we all have to face one day…

Do you ever think about how you would like to die? I know this is something we have no control over, but if you were able to choose… how would you want to go?

Like one guy said on the Steve Erwin thread, "at least he was doing what he loved… "

Personally, I would like to live to a ripe old age and go in my sleep…

Any thoughts on this topic?

I want to die fighting evil, or making the world better in some way. I definately don’t want an uneventful or accidental death. How lame!

oh thats a good one…hmm. ohh id like to die like the guy from mr.deeds! you know the uncle were he pops out of the coffin from the gas build up in his stomach? that would be frikin hilarious!

I want to die blowing a load on Jessica Alba’s face.

“Ahhhh… there ya go, honey… URK!!”

But knowing me, it’ll actually end up being some random drunk chick instead. Death sucks.

I’ve always thought that either your death should be very serious and inspiring, or comical and bizzare.

Saving orphans from a fire.

Or, drowning in the pool of an ocean liner.

I’d like to die at the proper time. Not too soon, not too late.

Saving someone’s life.

Old, fully functional and having made a difference in many peoples lives.

All 3 together would be nice.

[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
I want to die blowing a load on Jessica Alba’s face.

“Ahhhh… there ya go, honey… URK!!”

But knowing me, it’ll actually end up being some random drunk chick instead. Death sucks.[/quote]

I feel you man, great minds think alike ey. Having a stroke after blowing a load on jessica albas face would be a pretty sic way, that or whike saving someones life…

I can only reply by quoting Woody Allen: “I don’t mind dying, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

I would like to die at an old age with an 18 year old riding me to the grave

on a long enough timeline everyones chance of survival is zero.

[quote]BlaZe wrote:
In the mood of the plane crash and the Steve Erwin thread, death is something we all have to face one day…

Do you ever think about how you would like to die? I know this is something we have no control over, but if you were able to choose… how would you want to go?

Like one guy said on the Steve Erwin thread, "at least he was doing what he loved… "

Personally, I would like to live to a ripe old age and go in my sleep…

Any thoughts on this topic?
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I wouldn’t, but if it’s inevitable, I too would like to die in my sleep at a ripe old age. But still be healthy when I die. Not be stock in a rocking chair the last few years but be able to be active and do things.

[quote]HardcoreHorn wrote:
I want to die fighting evil, or making the world better in some way. I definately don’t want an uneventful or accidental death. How lame![/quote]

I can understand what your saying. But I look at it differently. I want to and do live an eventful life, and it’s important to me to leave the world a little bit better. I don’t need to die an eventful death.

I would like for all of the hydrogen in my body to separate from all of the molecules it is attatched to, then explode instantly.
Complete and instant disintegration. The explosion would just be a nice touch.

After having sex with 10 strippers, or in the battlefield with a sword in my hand

haha just as I thought!
Alot would like to be doing someone or something right before the croak…

I just cant believe no one has said with Jaime Eason yet!

Yeah saving someone’s life would be pretty noble too…

In the great Armageddon, the final crusade against Islam…

When I’m old, after having changed the world, or at least having changed a few people’s lives

In a fight with Chuck Norris. That way my kids are gonna say “Dad was so tough at 96 that they had to call Chuck Norris to bring him down!”