[quote]boatguy wrote:
Put it in her butt.[/quote]
Um, think about what you said for a second.
Show it to them.
Whip it out.
whip it good.
Try eating them.
Ask them to quiet down realy nicely.
When that doesn’t work, wait till they’ve had a realy good late nighter. Get up early and put slayer on repeat at full blast and leave. Go about your day.
Worked for me but it took a couple of weeks.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Ask them to quiet down realy nicely.
When that doesn’t work, wait till they’ve had a realy good late nighter. Get up early and put slayer on repeat at full blast and leave. Go about your day.
Worked for me but it took a couple of weeks.
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So this really works? Be louder than them until they get the hint? I would think it would turn into a game of one-ups. Did this work for anyone else?
Slap her in the face with your wang.
Well if you’re Renton, all you’d have to do is knock on the door and your neighbor would be scared shitless. Small animal and man fuckers give off a certain vibe that you don’t wanna mess with!
Now if you’re any other normal person, just tell ur neighbor to shut the fuck up or you’ll burry them in their own backyard. Alive.
Tell em if they dont chill out on the noise youll get your boys from east boston to run a train on their mother.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
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Buy an Afflcition t-shirt and Tapout shorts.
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Shave head, or cut hair into one of those “faux hawks”.
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Go to neighbors house, wearing Affliction t-shirt and Tapout shorts and tell them to be quiet, give them a really tough guy sneer for effect.
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Neighbors will be scared shitless because they think a real MMA fighter lives upstairs.
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Enjoy quiet time with girlfriend![/quote]
That works…but since Afflcition shirts are for the Ghey’s you might give the wrong impression.
First step is to stomp angrily to the bathroom and slam the door if they wake you up. You have to let them know each time they wake you up.
They might be too dumb/high/drunk to realize they’re being loud. If that doesn’t do anything, game on.
Cover their cars in yankees, giants, habs, and lakers stickers. Maybe get a big Yankees flag and hang it by their front door. They’ll get the hint after the first few vandalisms or random break-ins.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
Ask them to quiet down realy nicely.
When that doesn’t work, wait till they’ve had a realy good late nighter. Get up early and put slayer on repeat at full blast and leave. Go about your day.
Worked for me but it took a couple of weeks.
So this really works? Be louder than them until they get the hint? I would think it would turn into a game of one-ups. Did this work for anyone else? [/quote]
Worked for me. Used fireworks to get a neighbor to stop blasting his stereo at all hours of the night while everyone was trying to sleep.
Cut them up in pieces and feed them to their dogs
(yes scuicide kings)
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
Ask them to quiet down realy nicely.
When that doesn’t work, wait till they’ve had a realy good late nighter. Get up early and put slayer on repeat at full blast and leave. Go about your day.
Worked for me but it took a couple of weeks.
So this really works? Be louder than them until they get the hint? I would think it would turn into a game of one-ups. Did this work for anyone else? [/quote]
It isn’t realy one-upmanship as it is psychological torture. They want to sleep but can’t because 850 watts of satanic death metal is pummeling them for hours on end.
They either comply or it continues.
The only one-ups would be violent confrontation, and people usualy try to avoid those.
Document all the disturbances and present them to your landlord. If the landlord doesn’t fix the problem you have cause to break your lease and move. I hoped you learned your lesson and will never rent from a landlord that lives out of state.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Try eating them.[/quote]
This has merit.
Slow gas leak. 