How to Score Very Hot Chicks?

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[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]aesthetics_sexy wrote:
Do the hotties like to play hard to get ??? I am not able to crack the code to impress the hot ones. I am not interested in dating 6 and 7s.[/quote]

You kids and your number inflation…

10’s are models with names like Bar, Giselle, Linda, Christy, etc
9’s are models and actresses hired mostly for their looks eg Megan Fox
8’s are the hottest girl at your university, the one you still remember years later. The hottest %5 of the girls at XS or Marquee are 8’s.
7’s are the hottest girl you see on the street, at the grocery store, or at a bar. If they seem like 9s it’s only because they’re surrounded by 3s.
4’s - 6’s This is a catch-all for most average to good looking girls. Cute is mostly in the eye of the beholder so your 5 might be my 6. Your buddy with the hot girlfriend, she’s most likely a 6, maybe a 7 if your buddy has money.
Below 4 is less than average looks.

Most guys would love to be fucking 6s on a regular basis and maybe, just maybe if they’re lucky, get to fuck a 7.[/quote]

I like to consider myself a Wal-Mart 9 :smiley:

Are the numbers based on how she looks daily or at her peak? Based on the nature of my job, any given day of the week, I am wearing a black T-shirt, ripped jeans, a pony tail and, if I am feeling saucy, some eyeliner. Dinner on a Saturday night is a different story though. I’m certainly not saying I transform into a 10, but I can hold my own.

Therefore, I wonder how many guys walk right past a girl on Wednesday without batting an eye but would be trying to hump her leg on a Saturday night?[/quote]

I agree w/ what RyanCXG said but in spite of that I will add, if you make that pony tail come high out the back of your head instead of straight down (which I understand is more comfortable) or if you go with pigtails instead, you will increase your rating by .5.

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I don’t use a numerical rating scale. My scale is more like this:

Would not touch.
Would let her blow me.
Would nail.
Would go down on.
And the ultimate, stolen from Richard Prior, would suck her daddies dick.

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[quote]aesthetics_sexy wrote:
Guys u took my post in the wrong sense. It wasnt my intention to boast about myself. I dont like to do that . I just wanted to say that i am not bad looking . I look decent enough but dont know how to impress the best ones.

Obviously looks is not the prime factor in getting chicks. Its money , status and all that. I just wanted to know what else can be done . Thats all . But u guys thought “i am douche with a sense of entitlement” or “i am a nobody who thinks he is somebody great” etc .I am not like that at all. So I have changed the lines of my post , u were taking me in the wrong sense.[/quote]

So…

Starfish sex with a 9 or a no holds barred fuckathon with a 6, what would it be?

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[quote]MattyXL wrote:

Agree with raj here my 10s would be of the vida guerra type not super model type which I find meh
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So we all have things that ring our bell. One guy likes rail-thin blondes, another guy likes thick Latinas, I like dark hair, pale skin, and an absentee father.

But given 10 pictures and directions to rank them from 1 - 10 nearly all men agree on the rankings.

Orion actually linked to a site (maybe misogynists.com or banghosgetmoney.net?) that illustrated the experiment. Blond, brunette, raven-haired, it doesn’t matter. We innately know what’s beautiful.

Where’s the guy who likes a thick brow line, square jaw, and prominent forehead? They don’t exist. You might like a 911 Carrera, I like the 911 Targa but no one’s picking a Toyota Camry.

Interestingly, that same site Orion liked to had a “guess the tranny” quiz and no matter how beautiful they first appeared, it was obvious which ones had been guys.

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Porsche 918 Spyder

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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Porsche 918 Spyder[/quote]
vroom vroom

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911 GTS

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Could always go w/ the ol’ “how many beers” scale.

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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

Agree with raj here my 10s would be of the vida guerra type not super model type which I find meh
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So we all have things that ring our bell. One guy likes rail-thin blondes, another guy likes thick Latinas, I like dark hair, pale skin, and an absentee father.

But given 10 pictures and directions to rank them from 1 - 10 nearly all men agree on the rankings.

Orion actually linked to a site (maybe misogynists.com or banghosgetmoney.net?) that illustrated the experiment. Blond, brunette, raven-haired, it doesn’t matter. We innately know what’s beautiful.

Where’s the guy who likes a thick brow line, square jaw, and prominent forehead? They don’t exist. You might like a 911 Carrera, I like the 911 Targa but no one’s picking a Toyota Camry.

Interestingly, that same site Orion liked to had a “guess the tranny” quiz and no matter how beautiful they first appeared, it was obvious which ones had been guys.
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Yup, I am always amused by this supposed nugget of wisdom “that women know within the first three minutes whether they want to sleep with you”…

No, they dont, they just know if it will never happen, you still have plenty of rope to hang yourself if it might happen…

Men?

Under one second and the verdict is final.

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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

Agree with raj here my 10s would be of the vida guerra type not super model type which I find meh
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So we all have things that ring our bell. One guy likes rail-thin blondes, another guy likes thick Latinas, I like dark hair, pale skin, and an absentee father.

But given 10 pictures and directions to rank them from 1 - 10 nearly all men agree on the rankings.

Orion actually linked to a site (maybe misogynists.com or banghosgetmoney.net?) that illustrated the experiment. Blond, brunette, raven-haired, it doesn’t matter. We innately know what’s beautiful.

Where’s the guy who likes a thick brow line, square jaw, and prominent forehead? They don’t exist. You might like a 911 Carrera, I like the 911 Targa but no one’s picking a Toyota Camry.

Interestingly, that same site Orion liked to had a “guess the tranny” quiz and no matter how beautiful they first appeared, it was obvious which ones had been guys.
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I’ve read studies on ‘the scale’ that basically fall in line with what your posts are getting at: for whatever reason people think “5” is average because that’s how a number line works, but what SHOULD be a 5(the definition of average, top of the bell curve) is actually like a 6.5, maybe even a 7, because the average person isn’t unattractive barring characteristics that are clearly skewing the scale(very under/overweight, deformity).

When you walked into your English 101 class freshman year and picked out the hottest chick in your class, she was probably like a 6 or 7. The 8s and 9s are being picked for things like Maxim’s Hometown Hottie or whatever coed thing Playboy is doing, and the ones that actually win things like that or become centerfolds or icons of mainstream attractiveness are your “10s”. 10’s don’t literally exist because that requires fitting individual niches(which will obviously shuffle rankings around for everyone, but no niche is turning a 9 into a 6 or a 6 into a 9), but there is some ‘agreed upon’(as in, most popular, like the poll Orion posted you mentioned) niche that becomes the standard for a 10 as a whole.

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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

Agree with raj here my 10s would be of the vida guerra type not super model type which I find meh
[/quote]

So we all have things that ring our bell. One guy likes rail-thin blondes, another guy likes thick Latinas, I like dark hair, pale skin, and an absentee father.

But given 10 pictures and directions to rank them from 1 - 10 nearly all men agree on the rankings.

Orion actually linked to a site (maybe misogynists.com or banghosgetmoney.net?) that illustrated the experiment. Blond, brunette, raven-haired, it doesn’t matter. We innately know what’s beautiful.

Where’s the guy who likes a thick brow line, square jaw, and prominent forehead? They don’t exist. You might like a 911 Carrera, I like the 911 Targa but no one’s picking a Toyota Camry.

Interestingly, that same site Orion liked to had a “guess the tranny” quiz and no matter how beautiful they first appeared, it was obvious which ones had been guys.
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Yes I recognize Beauty but doesent necessarily mean I’m attracted to them

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[quote]SuperVillian wrote:

  1. Being gay or a lesbian is not a negative element of society or the human race in general.

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“Gays” are an element of society. “Being gay” is either an action or an essential characteristic of one’s being depending upon your philosophy. Whether or not gays and lesbians constitute a negative element of society is a contentious issue and therefore belongs in PWI - a place where polite conversation, pretence and chatter are set aside in favour of meaningful discourse.

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pretty sure my girlfriends a 9. No idea how I did it.

All those wasted years fucking hogs…

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:
pretty sure my girlfriends a 9. No idea how I did it.

All those wasted years fucking hogs…[/quote]

POIDNH[/quote]

Haha! I think if I put a picture of her online for other guys to rate her she wouldn’t be my girlfriend for much longer!

Sorry mate, it’s just too risky! I’m punching above my weight as it is…

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[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:
pretty sure my girlfriends a 9. No idea how I did it.

All those wasted years fucking hogs…[/quote]

POIDNH[/quote]

Haha! I think if I put a picture of her online for other guys to rate her she wouldn’t be my girlfriend for much longer!

Sorry mate, it’s just too risky! I’m punching above my weight as it is…
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No, you are not.

There is no such thing for a man.

Better find out what it is that puts you in her league.

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[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:

I like to consider myself a Wal-Mart 9 :smiley:

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Tesha?

(Believe it or not, Playboy had a “Hot Women of Wal-Mart” Issue. The hottest was a pharmacist named Tesha who went to Wal-Mart training with our local pharmacist, who is my friend. We used to rag him about missing his chance.)

http://rand0m.org/images/walmart/tesha1/index.htm

NSFW!!![/quote]

I missed this one before. Tesha looks very nice but she should make a few dozen appointments with Bret Contreras.

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OP has a “Franky 4 fingers” vibe about him. Except he is no del Toro.

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Op, ditch the sideburns for starters…you look like a low-rent version of fez from that 70s show with sunglasses on.