How to Not be a Douche

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:

OP, I know you’re not an American, but I think this message is universal.
Listen to Rollins. [/quote]

Did Canada break off of the continent?

Ok, that was a little douchy of me.
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A fair point, geographically speaking. Actually it makes me wonder why U.S. folk are known as Americans while Canadians, Mexicans, etc. are not. [/quote]

We Canadians requested it…to avoid confusion…and death.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:

OP, I know you’re not an American, but I think this message is universal.
Listen to Rollins. [/quote]

Did Canada break off of the continent?

Ok, that was a little douchy of me.
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A fair point, geographically speaking. Actually it makes me wonder why U.S. folk are known as Americans while Canadians, Mexicans, etc. are not. [/quote]

In latin america we are Norteamericana, as they are also Americans.
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I’m going to stop now before I marginalize someone else. haha. No intentional effrontery though. I refer to U.S. citizens as Americans because that’s the word the Germans over here use when they’re sneering at me in disgust.

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:

OP, I know you’re not an American, but I think this message is universal.
Listen to Rollins. [/quote]

Did Canada break off of the continent?

Ok, that was a little douchy of me.
[/quote]

A fair point, geographically speaking. Actually it makes me wonder why U.S. folk are known as Americans while Canadians, Mexicans, etc. are not. [/quote]

In latin america we are Norteamericana, as they are also Americans.
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I’m going to stop now before I marginalize someone else. haha. No intentional effrontery though. I refer to U.S. citizens as Americans because that’s the word the Germans over here use when they’re sneering at me in disgust. [/quote]

Yeah I think that is how most of the world refers to us.

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Nope but her face sure is caked with a lot of makeup.

Black pillow cases required.[/quote]

She has a face? Never noticed.

Seriously, I agree her face is pretty busted, but typical of the “fitness girls.”

They are usually 5-6s that work to get a 9+ body. Good for her. She clearly works hard.[/quote]

I wouldn’t say no.

Her arse must be tight as hell.

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

Her arse must be tight as hell.
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[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Her arse must be tight as hell.
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I’d strap that on like a gas mask

^ lol. Who wouldnt.

Anyone ever notice they feel more macho/cool when being a douche? And when you have some size on you people dont ‘douche’ back.

[quote]andrew_live wrote:

Anyone ever notice they feel more macho/cool when being a douche? And when you have some size on you people dont ‘douche’ back.

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Nope.

That’s just being immature asshole.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
The very act of asking whether or not something is or is not “manly” is not masculine at all. It’s not feminine either, it’s just insecure.[/quote]

QFT

[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
Do/think the opposite of Dom…

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Well I’m not this douchy, and I dont go out of my way to be douchy to feel cool I just say and do shit. Often ends up being unarguably douchy.

also “QTF” is just as fucking gay as “TBH” stop that shit.

Some good advice for you starting at 0.48s

[quote]andrew_live wrote:

Well I’m not this douchy, and I dont go out of my way to be douchy to feel cool I just say and do shit. Often ends up being unarguably douchy.

also “QTF” is just as fucking gay as “TBH” stop that shit.[/quote]

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
^ lol. Who wouldnt.
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Whoever the poster is that said she was a tranny, apparently.

Pretty sure she won some crappy contest sponsored by a small oil company I went to in Ft. Worth or somewhere like that. I knew her name for some reason and I can’t remember seeing a picture of her before.

I’m still waiting for the advice.

I mean, I enjoy the intermission… but are we ever going to hear how NOT to be a douche?

[quote]LoRez wrote:
I’m still waiting for the advice.

I mean, I enjoy the intermission… but are we ever going to hear how NOT to be a douche?[/quote]

I think TC had some advice for me a few years ago.

That might work, though it was not douche specific…

Trying to find it.

^good stuff. I’ll look forward to it. If its from TC I’m sure itll be legit. As opposed to that other shabby not being a douche advice like: Do unto others as you would have others do onto you and other moral guidance learned from fairy tales like “The three little pigs” cause I always thought the wolf was the shit.

first let’s get the definition straight. a douche is characterized by the following type of statement in one form or another, “Listen, listen for a second!” (usually cutting off someone who’s talking) “i am SO awesome because ________________”

don’t do that. be an asshole. be blunt. that’s fine. don’t look for ways to talk about how wonderful you are. in fact, minimize talking about yourself unless asked. and then maybe, just maybe, try really listening.

People who say they HATE Phil Collins and Tears for Fears are douches.

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
People who say they HATE Phil Collins and Tears for Fears are douches. [/quote]

Work Safe scene:

Not work safe scene:

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
^good stuff. I’ll look forward to it. If its from TC I’m sure itll be legit. As opposed to that other shabby not being a douche advice like: Do unto others as you would have others do onto you and other moral guidance learned from fairy tales like “The three little pigs” cause I always thought the wolf was the shit.[/quote]

I dont say that I subscribe to all of that, but as a starting point it is fucking awesome.

I think we need another “Ask TC anything thread”.

That man reads and lives.

That means on a bad day he has more to say than cubicle hamsters on the best day of their lives.