Nah, he’s a cool guy. But he “is” still a guy. I just texted him giving him a hard time about his “man funk” cologne. God times, good times. Unfortunately I might end up with him bringing over laundry…wait I draw the line. Boundaries yes boundaries
er?? …choke the shit out of her, why else is she there 
Oh, sorry, when you said you wanted women to leave you alone I assumed you were more of the catcher type…
Definitely, PIIHB, she’ll be so disappointed by the lack of stimulation she’ll leave you be.
Ask him to spot you for sldl’s.
Plus really, deep down in my soul I want to believe that there is a woman on earth that would say that.
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Obviously spotting for BB hip thrusts (from underneath, of course) would be superior, but yours ain’t bad either.
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it would indeed be inappropriate to actually ‘make a move’ while you’re on the clock. But maybe find an opportunity at some point to approach him when you’re not working? Would that be possible? If it is, then you legitimately could just go up to him and say ‘hey. I think you’re hot as fuck, and if you want to ask me out, I’ll say yes.’ That would absolutely work on me if I was even mildly attracted to the girl. I’d say ‘yep! when can we get a drink?’ The confidence it would take for a girl to do that would absolutely make her more attractive to me.
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He’s only ever come in during my shift . Except for one time he came in near the end of it so I asked if I could stay late the following day so I could start my workout LOL. He ended up only working out for like 20 minutes and left while I was in the change room 
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That was mucho disappointing.
I will never get him!!! Ahhahhhhhhh
Stock him on social network. Find out where he geotags himself on insta/FB
Assuming you have his info, since he’s signed up for the gym. Jog by his house and ‘bump’ into him.
You gotta be resourceful.
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Lmao I think that’s illegal. FOIP
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?? Urban Dictionary provided several different answers.
lmao! Not if it works!
I think thats one of those words that sounds like what it describes like Bang or Boom or Bloop.
Onomatopoeia?
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I can’t imagine what would make that sound. Maybe an old car with bad valves and and a wonky steering pump?
Just kidding. Yeah, that is what its called.
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Here’s what Urban Dictionary gave me:
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Friend Over IP
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Find Out In Play
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Failure Of Initial Purpose
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Farting on the iPhone
All four are relevant. haha
Maybe she stalked him in the men’s locker room during his post-preworkout deuce and developed the onomatopoeia “foip!” to describe the sound of his turd hitting the water?
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I always read those in texts as acronyms that people are actually pronouncing like BRB, etc. Makes reading a little more fun.
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I don’t think it matters if the turd has been blessed or not.
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Presumably, you have his address and possibly know the car he drives.
What do you know about GPS tracking?
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Sweep the leg could work here!
This guy…
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