How to Get a Woman to Leave You Alone?

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If this is in your BJJ school I think the answer to solve this problem is pretty clear…put her in a Peruvian Necktie and only let her out once she admits she loves you.

Problem solved.

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Just stop washing your gi. Give it a week or two and nobody will want to be near you.

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Oh. An attention whore! That makes sense then

She lured you in and dissed you so that she could create drama. Unfortunately you bit, and by actively avoiding her gave her everything she wanted.

I deal with them by giving them just enough attention or acknowledgment, but not too much, and you absolutely can not hand over any type power or they will trounce upon you.

So, best approach is moderate indifference. They’re always easy to spot too. Loud, brightly, revealing dresses, actively drawing attention to themselves.

Aka: Hystrionic.

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I think OP has Erotomania. In other words, he thinks women are flirting with him when they clearly are not.

‘OMG she flipped her hair after looking at me, she clearly wants me’

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Or become overly interested amd attentive way too early.

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Try 5/3/1

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Not enough volume.

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In this context, what would the assistance work be?

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So, you like the flirting until you lose interest and then you don’t?

Have you considered your ass is the crazy one sending mixed messages?

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TRY 5/3/1

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Dude! I’m flattered but I don’t swing that way! Omg!!! It’s like all the E-peens are after me! :slight_smile:

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This man knows women

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Her are some effective tactics to ward off the opposite sex:

  1. Tell her your all about your 1RM max eccentric leg press on an ARX machine in excruciating detail.
  2. Tell her that God’s existence has been proven by a moral argument and is irrefutable.
  3. Ask her for advice about your sagging boobs.
  4. Ask her if blending a banana makes it less nutritious.
  5. Ask her if beer and Red Bull are basically the same thing and can used interchangeably.
  6. Ask her to critique your program, and then get all mad when she points you just gave her a list of exercises.
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  1. Take a picture with a shoe and ask her to guess your bodyfat percentage.
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  1. Refer to your domicile as the “dungeon”. Use your fingers to make air quotes when you say it, and thrust your hips a little.
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  1. Show her a blurry picture of yourself in poor lighting with your shirt off, and ask her if your lats are proportional to your delts.
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Applause. God, I miss that guy.

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The base 5/3/1? Ineffective.

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  1. Put a tracking device in her car to make sure she isn’t cheating.
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Just to share the awesomeness of Clutch, you could always just play this song a lot too

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