How to Clean Your Ass 101

Interesting stuff. Never really thought about it that way.

On a side note, I hate not getting a clean break. If I haven’t been diligent with my stretching/warmups/cooldowns sometimes my lat will go into spasm when I have to wipe my ass more than once or twice.

[quote]TheJonty wrote:
Interesting stuff. Never really thought about it that way.

On a side note, I hate not getting a clean break. If I haven’t been diligent with my stretching/warmups/cooldowns sometimes my lat will go into spasm when I have to wipe my ass more than once or twice.[/quote]

Wipe from the front.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:
Interesting stuff. Never really thought about it that way.

On a side note, I hate not getting a clean break. If I haven’t been diligent with my stretching/warmups/cooldowns sometimes my lat will go into spasm when I have to wipe my ass more than once or twice.[/quote]

Wipe from the front.[/quote]

Genius. I’ll have to give that a shot.

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:
Interesting stuff. Never really thought about it that way.

On a side note, I hate not getting a clean break. If I haven’t been diligent with my stretching/warmups/cooldowns sometimes my lat will go into spasm when I have to wipe my ass more than once or twice.[/quote]

Wipe from the front.[/quote]

Genius. I’ll have to give that a shot.[/quote]

Would you rather have shit on your balls or tail bone?

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:
Interesting stuff. Never really thought about it that way.

On a side note, I hate not getting a clean break. If I haven’t been diligent with my stretching/warmups/cooldowns sometimes my lat will go into spasm when I have to wipe my ass more than once or twice.[/quote]

Wipe from the front.[/quote]

Genius. I’ll have to give that a shot.[/quote]

Would you rather have shit on your balls or tail bone?[/quote]

Honestly don’t think I’d prefer one over the other. I generally try to finish each stroke out of striking distance of my balls, just to be safe.

And I tried the whole wipe from the front thing tonight. Feels like I’ve gotta reach a lot farther to get to the same spot. Or maybe I’m just doing it wrong.

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:
Interesting stuff. Never really thought about it that way.

On a side note, I hate not getting a clean break. If I haven’t been diligent with my stretching/warmups/cooldowns sometimes my lat will go into spasm when I have to wipe my ass more than once or twice.[/quote]

Wipe from the front.[/quote]

Genius. I’ll have to give that a shot.[/quote]

Would you rather have shit on your balls or tail bone?[/quote]

Honestly don’t think I’d prefer one over the other. I generally try to finish each stroke out of striking distance of my balls, just to be safe.

And I tried the whole wipe from the front thing tonight. Feels like I’ve gotta reach a lot farther to get to the same spot. Or maybe I’m just doing it wrong.[/quote]

Pics or it didn’t happen?

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:
Interesting stuff. Never really thought about it that way.

On a side note, I hate not getting a clean break. If I haven’t been diligent with my stretching/warmups/cooldowns sometimes my lat will go into spasm when I have to wipe my ass more than once or twice.[/quote]

Wipe from the front.[/quote]

Genius. I’ll have to give that a shot.[/quote]

Would you rather have shit on your balls or tail bone?[/quote]

Honestly don’t think I’d prefer one over the other. I generally try to finish each stroke out of striking distance of my balls, just to be safe.

And I tried the whole wipe from the front thing tonight. Feels like I’ve gotta reach a lot farther to get to the same spot. Or maybe I’m just doing it wrong.[/quote]

Pics or it didn’t happen?
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Maybe a buddy can help?

V

hahahaha

Classic Redd Fox

If the toilet paper is coming up clean, I really see no need to finger the inside of my asshole with a wash cloth. Hasn’t failed me yet.

[quote]Ronsauce wrote:

If the toilet paper is coming up clean, I really see no need to finger the inside of my asshole with a wash cloth. Hasn’t failed me yet.[/quote]

Pleasure?

V

[quote]Ronsauce wrote:

If the toilet paper is coming up clean, I really see no need to finger the inside of my asshole with a wash cloth. Hasn’t failed me yet.[/quote]

If you think toliet paper alone is doing the trick then you may be in for a suprise. Wipe until the paper comes up clean, then try a baby wipe or two. The results can be shocking.

Yeah, I occasionally use moist toilet paper. Point is, between wiping properly, and using running water in the shower, there isn’t a need to use a wash cloth especially “about 1/4 of an inch inside.”

i just set a crowbar next to the toilet plunger.

haven’t wiped in years.