I was doing my usual night time surfing and I came across this video. The next time I want a snack I’m going to poke my fridge with a spear!
Very slow and a bit boring, but yes that video sounds about right.
That shit just irritated me
trying to attack the fridge with a spear was slightly amusing…
How to be the perfect girlfriend? Shut the fuck up, keep your legs open, and stay in the kitchen!
[quote]JohnnyBlaze wrote:
How to be the perfect girlfriend? Shut the fuck up, keep your legs open, and stay in the kitchen![/quote]
What about if you want sex in the bedroom?
[quote]eigieinhamr wrote:
JohnnyBlaze wrote:
How to be the perfect girlfriend? Shut the fuck up, keep your legs open, and stay in the kitchen!
What about if you want sex in the bedroom?[/quote]
ummm…yeah, that might be somewhat of a problem. LOL
Shut the fuck up, keep your legs open, and git yo’ ass in the kitchen!
how to be the perfect girlfriend? dont think! just do what i say.
just understand that when you make her your wife that role changes drastically.
What is this “girlfriend” you people speak of?
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
What is this “girlfriend” you people speak of?[/quote]
This explains a large number of skaz’s posts.
There is a song by The Rumble Bee’s that explains the perfect girlfriend it’s called “Be pretty, be naked or be quiet” how much more perfect can you get 
J/K