[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
Maybe. But all I remember really well from Torts II class at Harvard law is that a person with no money or insurance to pay a judgment is never at fault for an injury.
And in seriousness, no PI lawyer will bother suing someone who is judgment proof. Poverty is the ultimate legal defense.[/quote]
Fuckin’ A Right.
[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Sample client:
Hey JLB man, I’m a 19 year old dude, 5’10" and about 160 pounds. I can sorta see some abs if I flex on an empty stomach, Lolzers. Anyway, I want a kind of Jason Statham badass ripped body. I tried Starting Strength for one workout but I didn’t go back because my knees made some weird cracking noise when I squatted. I’m not on a meal plan and I buy my own food, so money’s kinda tight. What should I do?[/quote]
Masturbate furiously, preferrably with both hands, kung fu grip, because it will work on your grip strenght, which is always the right thing to do.