How Much Can You Drink and Still Perform?

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2 drinks on the rocks and I’m still good, just take a bit longer to finish. Any more than 4 and I can barely get it up

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It’s been a long time since I last put the two activities together but I know I’ve never in my life failed to get it up so I’m going to guess that I’d have to be pretty obliterated to not.

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Buffalo Trace got the best of me one time…

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I can do a passable rendition of “That’s Amore” by Dean Martin even when I’m completely blottered.

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Three drinks or more and I’m an Olympic freestyle porn star, or at least thats how I remember it. It being fornication.

OP–people used to live on beer, wine, etc., all day because the water was bad. You’re lucky you ancestors weren’t light-weights.

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When I was in college, I could drink a case of beer and still get-er-done.

Now, hmmm. I can always get it up but I can’t always finish lol. That’s after about a bottle of wine +3-4 rocks bourbons.

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It doesn’t affect me either way.

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[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
I can do a passable rendition of “That’s Amore” by Dean Martin even when I’m completely blottered.[/quote]

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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
It doesn’t affect me either way.
[/quote]
Same. But we have had a few years of practice

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Had four bourbons on Saturday, still got the job done an hour later. Was an interesting experience…I had not had anything to drink in over a year.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
It doesn’t affect me either way.
[/quote]
Same. But we have had a few years of practice[/quote]

+3

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
It doesn’t affect me either way.
[/quote]
Same. But we have had a few years of practice[/quote]

+3[/quote]

+4

I’m old as shit tho.

Whiskey dick makes me feel like I’m 22 again.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
It doesn’t affect me either way.
[/quote]
Same. But we have had a few years of practice[/quote]

+3[/quote]

+4

I’m old as shit tho.

Whiskey dick makes me feel like I’m 22 again. [/quote]

+5

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Cocaine = staying power.

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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
I can do a passable rendition of “That’s Amore” by Dean Martin even when I’m completely blottered.[/quote]

[/quote]

takes a bow

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I drink doubles in an ‘old fashioned glass’. Six or less and I’m good to go; after eight I usually have to fake the ending.

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[quote]BlueCollarTr8n wrote:
I drink doubles in an ‘old fashioned glass’. Six or less and I’m good to go; after eight I usually have to fake the ending. [/quote]

That’s how I drink them to. Actually like putting in a dash or 2 of bitters, a cherry and a wedge of orange sometimes. I think it expands the flavor profile pretty damn well. And the orange/cherry is nice to eat after a couple of them.

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[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Cocaine = staying power. [/quote]

Really?

When I would party, Stoya herself could come down from Heaven naked and on all fours and tell me I could ravish her for the night and I wouldn’t even be able to get a chubby.

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shit… who wants to do a drug that stops your dick from working?

That sounds like the opposite of awesome, and at the price tag… Well fuck cocaine.

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Cocaine, what a wonderful drug. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent…mmmmmm, gimme some of that. - Robin Williamsn.