How Much Can You Drink and Still Perform?

I took 75 mg of DMAA once and I almost forget I had a penis for at least 4-5 days

Impotent and paranoid? I feel bad for those people.

I need booze to perform properly.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Cocaine = staying power. [/quote]

Really?

When I would party, Stoya herself could come down from Heaven naked and on all fours and tell me I could ravish her for the night and I wouldn’t even be able to get a chubby.
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Dead serious. I’d be all over her. Fuck, I’d be humping the rainbow she’s riding down before she got to the bottom lol.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Cocaine, what a wonderful drug. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent…mmmmmm, gimme some of that. - Robin Williamsn.[/quote]

Not just paranoia; outright psychosis. You’re liable to wake up in a pool of blood next to a dead body.

[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Cocaine = staying power. [/quote]
That or floppy like an old sock

[quote]EasternHammer wrote:
Had four bourbons on Saturday, still got the job done an hour later. Was an interesting experience…I had not had anything to drink in over a year. [/quote]

I feel like there’s a good story here you’re not telling us.

Back in the day I worked my way through college working for a professional high diving company. One day on my day off I got called in because the other two divers capable of doing the final high dive from the top for the final show had been both been injured in the previous show.

I had been drinking Lynchburg Lemonade’s with a friend most of the afternoon but what’s a guy to do. I made it just in time for the show and did the final high dive from about 92 feet without getting injured but it was spooky. So I’d say at my peak I could drink about a dozen or so Lynchburg Lemonade’s and still perform.

You’re either trolling us or you just nonchalantly tossed out the SINGLE GREATEST STORY EVER!

We need backstory.