How Metrosexual Are You

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[quote]alstan90 wrote:
How metrosexual are you? You get one point for owning each of the following items:

  1. Razor
  2. Toothbrush
  3. Shower Gel
  4. Deodorant
  5. Toothpaste
    11)Cotton Buds
    16)Tweezers [I work with steel, so I get metal splinters, these aren’t fun.]
    21)Electric Razor
    24)Dental Floss
    28)A bar of Soap

If you own
5<10 Your not metrosexual. But you do need a wash.
10<15 Completely Normal, you average joe.
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Thats me - 10, so I’m either normal, or need a wash, could go either way. Maybe as a bonus point to me, I shower / bathe 3 times a day.

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[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
Thirteen. Fouteen if you count the tweezers in my Swiss Army knife.[/quote]

I counted mine.

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  1. I’m Beyond Metro.

I’m also female. haha :slight_smile: I think I can get away w/ having that much stuff. :slight_smile:

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
Thirteen. Fouteen if you count the tweezers in my Swiss Army knife.

I counted mine.[/quote]

I sold my tweezers for a handgun. Those things go really cheap nowadays…if you know the right preschooler.

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[quote]Carrie77 wrote:
25. I’m Beyond Metro.

I’m also female. haha :slight_smile: I think I can get away w/ having that much stuff. :)[/quote]

That’s cheating.

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Lets see:
Razor - check
Soap - check
Comb - check
Tweezers - check
Lip stick - check
Hair dryer - check

Hey who put the lip stick in with my stuff? I swear it’s not mine…It’s chap stick damnit

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Fuck. I got a 6. I bathe everyday I swear.

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[quote]samky wrote:
Lets see:
Razor - check
Soap - check
Comb - check
Tweezers - check
Lip stick - check
Hair dryer - check

Hey who put the lip stick in with my stuff? I swear it’s not mine…It’s chap stick damnit[/quote]

If it’s bright red, it’s not chapstick. :slight_smile:

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  1. But yeah, I don’t know what about owning toothpaste or shampoo or soap makes one metro.
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By the way, they should assign 37 points to the last one (owning a pink shirt).

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[quote]Damici wrote:
By the way, they should assign 37 points to the last one (owning a pink shirt).[/quote]

Double that if it’s collared with various shades of pink horizontal stripes. Multi-hued shirts like that are metrosexual enough, but if they’re all pink, you have definitely moved into the gay zone (not that there’s anything wrong with that of course…).

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i got my eyebrows waxed the other day. first time i ever have. they were getting out of control.
i also go tanning, but u kinda have to if u r gonna show off ur bod. that’s about as metro as i get.

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OK, I only scored a 14, so I’m all set, BUT, I go to a prep school, so please forgive me for these:

1 - A light pink long-sleeve shirt
2 - A dark pink long-sleeve shirt with white and blue vertical stripes
3 - A light pink polo with white and blue horizontal stripes
4 - A dark pink long-sleeve shirt
5 - A pair of pink pants that everyone says are colored “salmon”
6 - A pair of white, silk pants
7 - A ridiculously tight pink shirt… but it’s manly in that it says “Trust me, I’m a doctor” on it and that’s pretty manly, albeit creepy

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
I got “10”. I just passed up needing a wash. I have the shower gel because that works great for being 2 inches away from other people all day long. Shaving my head takes care of the rest of the bullshit.[/quote]

Dude, get wild and embrace your feminine side and spring for some dental floss. I mean, dam Bro, how do you ever get a woman to kiss you!

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I got 10, i thought it might be worse.

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[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
Damici wrote:
By the way, they should assign 37 points to the last one (owning a pink shirt).

Double that if it’s collared with various shades of pink horizontal stripes. Multi-hued shirts like that are metrosexual enough, but if they’re all pink, you have definitely moved into the gay zone (not that there’s anything wrong with that of course…).[/quote]

Oh shit, BB told a funny.

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  1. Razor
  2. Toothbrush
  3. Deodorant
  4. Toothpaste
    27)Aftershave
    28)A bar of Soap

6 hell yeah. but I think I should get one knocked off cause instead of owning tweezers to pluck my nose hairs, I just stick a pair of needlenoses in there and pluck it all at once.

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[quote]tveddy wrote:

  1. Razor
  2. Toothbrush
  3. Deodorant
  4. Toothpaste
    27)Aftershave
    28)A bar of Soap

6 hell yeah. but I think I should get one knocked off cause instead of owning tweezers to pluck my nose hairs, I just stick a pair of needlenoses in there and pluck it all at once.
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That is my list. Having no hair eliminates the need for shampoo, dryer, comb, and any other hair care prods.

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[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
tveddy wrote:

  1. Razor
  2. Toothbrush
  3. Deodorant
  4. Toothpaste
    27)Aftershave
    28)A bar of Soap

6 hell yeah. but I think I should get one knocked off cause instead of owning tweezers to pluck my nose hairs, I just stick a pair of needlenoses in there and pluck it all at once.

That is my list. Having no hair eliminates the need for shampoo, dryer, comb, and any other hair care prods.
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So you’d be an 11 with hair!

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[quote]Damici wrote:
By the way, they should assign 37 points to the last one (owning a pink shirt).[/quote]

Fuck!

The wife’s stitched me up big time with this one. I got 2 pink t-shirts that she bought me. Does that get me off the hook?

One is a has a nice brown collar and piping and the other has a lovely big dark pink logo on the front.

Damn, it’s true, I am metro!

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