- Toothbrush
- Toothpaste
- Shampoo
24)Dental Floss
30)Nail Clippers/Scissors
5
ahh fak I got 9. Damn maybe I should start using lip balm.
i have 10. All the other crap is indeed a load of bollocks.
- Although if you knew me, you’d probably figure I’d get less than that.
[quote]alstan90 wrote:
How metrosexual are you? You get one point for owning each of the following items:
- Razor
- Toothbrush
- Shower Gel
- Deodorant
- Toothpaste
- Teeth-Whitening Product
- Shampoo
- Conditioner
- Hair Straigteners
10)Hair Dryer
11)Cotton Buds
12)Facial Cleanser
13)Moisturising Lotion
14)Radience Lotion
15)Foundation
16)Tweezers
17)Deep Conditioning hair treatment
18)Face Masks
19)Shower Cap
20)Eye Cream
21)Electric Razor
22)Vaseline
23)Lip Balm
24)Dental Floss
25)Body Cream
26)Curling Iron
27)Aftershave
28)A bar of Soap
29)Night Cream
30)Nail Clippers/Scissors
31)Nail File
32)Comb
33)Hair Brush
34)Pink Shirts
If you own
5> Your about as metrosexual as Chuck Norris.
5<10 Your not metrosexual. But you do need a wash.
10<15 Completely Normal, you average joe.
15<20 You’re Camper than most but Chuck Norris might let you off.
20<25 You’re in for a roundhouse kick, you Metrosexual.
25<30 Beyond Metro
30< You are just gay.
I personally have 22 of these things. Shit.
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I scored a 7…but I’m balding so I don’t need many of the hair products. I’d happily be more metrosexual if it meant I could get my hair back 
7…just seven
[quote]
I scored a 7…but I’m balding so I don’t need many of the hair products. I’d happily be more metrosexual if it meant I could get my hair back :([/quote]
Yeah I’d use all those things if I could get my hair back!!
But I argue that toothbrush, toothpaste and floss are a neccesity (see Cosgrove’s mention of Dental Floss in his last article.)
Same goes for soap and shampoo, although you could say shower gel is more luxury than need.
All boils down to basic hygiene is needed for basic good health.
13 or 14 depending on whether or not you’d consider these nail clippers.
Glad I’m still a regular Joe.
10-11
I own a razor AND an e-razor, comb and a brush!
24 points. But if the real question is “manliness”, then how about knocking off 5 points for every 100 pounds you can deadlift? Then my score goes negative. Otherwise, that roundhouse better kill me because my other lifts are in line with my deadlift and there won’t be a second chance!
13> does it count if your wife bought you a pink shirt. shut the fuck up!
[quote]BorisTheSpider wrote:
2) Toothbrush
5) Toothpaste
7) Shampoo
24)Dental Floss
30)Nail Clippers/Scissors
5
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No soap? Dude, rename yourself to Pig Pen!
Thirteen. Fouteen if you count the tweezers in my Swiss Army knife.
You don’t have soap, OK, you don’t have deodorant either HOLY SHIT.
I scored an 8.
What the fuck is Night Cream??? Sounds like something those two used on bareback mountain…
I scored an 8.
What the fuck is Night Cream??? Sounds like something those two used on bareback mountain…
Let’s see here…
[quote]alstan90 wrote:
How metrosexual are you? You get one point for owning each of the following items:
-
Razor
-
Toothbrush
-
Shower Gel
-
Deodorant
-
Toothpaste
-
Shampoo
-
Conditioner
12)Facial Cleanser
13)Moisturising Lotion
23)Lip Balm
24)Dental Floss
28)A bar of Soap
30)Nail Clippers/Scissors
33)Hair Brush
[/quote]
My advanced counting skills tell me that numbers 14 (luckily I only needed to remove 1 shoe…).
[quote]alstan90 wrote:
If you own
5> Your about as metrosexual as Chuck Norris.
5<10 Your not metrosexual. But you do need a wash.
10<15 Completely Normal, you average joe.
15<20 You’re Camper than most but Chuck Norris might let you off.
20<25 You’re in for a roundhouse kick, you Metrosexual.
25<30 Beyond Metro
30< You are just gay.
[/quote]
Completely normal Joe. Though I will say that in a community property state my score would go way up due to half-ownership of all my wife’s girly stuff…
geez hetero’z r so stupid…
-RetailBoy
I got 11, however I have a chihuauha named Hercules. I am secure enough in my manhood to have one, but I know it’s pretty gay.