Scored a 10.
How does using a toothbrush, shampoo, deodorant, or even a electric shaver for that matter make you a metrosexual? Who the hell wants to be around somebody that doesn’t shower, use deodorant, or brush their teeth?
And yeah… I floss… you can all go to hell if that’s metrosexual!
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[quote]DiogenestheCynic wrote:
Scored a 10.
How does using a toothbrush, shampoo, deodorant, or even a electric shaver for that matter make you a metrosexual? Who the hell wants to be around somebody that doesn’t shower, use deodorant, or brush their teeth?
And yeah… I floss… you can all go to hell if that’s metrosexual![/quote]
What are you talking about! Don’t you know that here at T-Nation we just grunt a lot, never shower, and have ass-breath because we don’t floss or brush our teeth! Dam! Now that is manly!
Must be why some of these guys can only pick up women who have more back hair than they do!
I’ve got 11 if a beard trimmer counts as an electric razor.
However, I’m deducting one point for carrying a pocket knife.
[quote]danmaftei wrote:
OK, I only scored a 14, so I’m all set, BUT, I go to a prep school, so please forgive me for these:
1 - A light pink long-sleeve shirt
2 - A dark pink long-sleeve shirt with white and blue vertical stripes
3 - A light pink polo with white and blue horizontal stripes
4 - A dark pink long-sleeve shirt
5 - A pair of pink pants that everyone says are colored “salmon”
6 - A pair of white, silk pants
7 - A ridiculously tight pink shirt… but it’s manly in that it says “Trust me, I’m a doctor” on it and that’s pretty manly, albeit creepy
[/quote]
What the hell are you doing wearing all that damn PINK??? Prep school is not an excuse! You know, the shirts I can laugh off. I have very masculine friends who wear pink shirts not unlike the ones you described. But “salmon” pants (that’s PINK) and white silk?!?! Ack! Did you get accosted by the Queer Eye guys or what?
I’m female and you will NEVER find me in pink pants or white silk. And if anybody dresses me in that weirdness when I’m dead, I’m coming back to haunt them!
[quote]danmaftei wrote:
OK, I only scored a 14, so I’m all set, BUT, I go to a prep school, so please forgive me for these:
1 - A light pink long-sleeve shirt
2 - A dark pink long-sleeve shirt with white and blue vertical stripes
3 - A light pink polo with white and blue horizontal stripes
4 - A dark pink long-sleeve shirt
5 - A pair of pink pants that everyone says are colored “salmon”
6 - A pair of white, silk pants
7 - A ridiculously tight pink shirt… but it’s manly in that it says “Trust me, I’m a doctor” on it and that’s pretty manly, albeit creepy
[/quote]
Pink shirts and white silk pants? Is this like the Sonny Crockett Prepatory Acedemy?
School mascot = Elvis the gator.
[quote]danmaftei wrote:
OK, I only scored a 14, so I’m all set, BUT, I go to a prep school, so please forgive me for these:
1 - A light pink long-sleeve shirt
2 - A dark pink long-sleeve shirt with white and blue vertical stripes
3 - A light pink polo with white and blue horizontal stripes
4 - A dark pink long-sleeve shirt
5 - A pair of pink pants that everyone says are colored “salmon”
6 - A pair of white, silk pants
7 - A ridiculously tight pink shirt… but it’s manly in that it says “Trust me, I’m a doctor” on it and that’s pretty manly, albeit creepy
[/quote]
Be gone gay boy, T-Nation is not for you, unless you now say you are 240 with 12% fat?.
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
tveddy wrote:
6 hell yeah. but I think I should get one knocked off cause instead of owning tweezers to pluck my nose hairs, I just stick a pair of needlenoses in there and pluck it all at once.
That is my list. Having no hair eliminates the need for shampoo, dryer, comb, and any other hair care prods.
So you’d be an 11 with hair!
[/quote]
Right. But still in the normal range.
10 here
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
It is strange that wearing my hair 1/4" long makes me more metrosexual than shaving my head. They both seem to be the opposite of metrosexual.[/quote]
Ditto.
[quote]Damici wrote:
By the way, they should assign 37 points to the last one (owning a pink shirt).[/quote]
Definitely. Pink shirt ownership = gay. Popping one’s collar = in-line for a beat-down.
Or is it the other way around?
No, no, I think that’s right. Everytime I see some idiot with a popped collar I want to punch him in the mouth.
[quote]PSlave wrote:
Damici wrote:
By the way, they should assign 37 points to the last one (owning a pink shirt).
Definitely. Pink shirt ownership = gay. Popping one’s collar = in-line for a beat-down.
Or is it the other way around?
No, no, I think that’s right. Everytime I see some idiot with a popped collar I want to punch him in the mouth.[/quote]
I have seen guys with pink polo shirts and popped collars i could only imagine what you would do to them, funny thing is they think they will get more girls doing it.
Hmm, I just bought something that’s not on the list - a $5 blackhead extractor made by Revlon. It did a great job of getting rid of a painful patch of acne on my neck that would keep getting irritated by my shirt collars. We’re here! [clap clap]
We’re not queer! [clap clap]
But we’re close! [clap clap]
Get used to it!
Ok, why isn’t mouthwash on the list. hell, metros gotta have their mouth smell pretty. I use Listerine though so i don’t think it counts, just like scope and the like.
[quote]HoratioSandoval wrote:
We’re here! [clap clap]
We’re not queer! [clap clap]
But we’re close! [clap clap]
Get used to it![/quote]
Isn’t that from South Park?
[quote]Mad Titan wrote:
10 here[/quote]
dude, you could be a 10^10 and none of us would say sh!t
[quote]danmaftei wrote:
1 - A light pink long-sleeve shirt
2 - A dark pink long-sleeve shirt with white and blue vertical stripes
3 - A light pink polo with white and blue horizontal stripes
4 - A dark pink long-sleeve shirt
5 - A pair of pink pants that everyone says are colored “salmon”
6 - A pair of white, silk pants
7 - A ridiculously tight pink shirt… but it’s manly in that it says “Trust me, I’m a doctor” on it and that’s pretty manly, albeit creepy[/quote]
queer as a three dollar bill
[quote]steelwheels wrote:
The wife’s stitched me up big time with this one. I got 2 pink t-shirts that she bought me. Does that get me off the hook?[/quote]
no
19 for me including the Pink shirt!
Me, I got 18. Good thing the list didn’t include PVC pipe, hamsters, beads, and dildoes, or I would have been totally screwed!