How have YOU spent the last three weeks?

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[quote]…When we last left our heroine, she was feeling this wild hair up her ass and decided (rather on the spur of the moment as such a hair would suggest) to take a little vacation. But nary a one of her friends could manage to get a week off on such short notice. So did she let that discourage her? Hell no! She grabbed her thong and headed west.

Out west where the palm trees wave and the sun and surf beckon… Ah, yes. Relaxation. Huntington. Beach, that is. Or “So Cal” as she was to learn the locals call it. Being quite alone in the world and wanting some company, she decided to PM a fellow Avalanche fan and “So Cal” local - Bohdi. Wonder of wonders, he agreed to hang out and show her the sites…[/quote]

So we bummed around the beach for a few days, saw some “sites” and he tried to teach me to surf (don’t even ask… I’ll leave that to the professionals.) Thank god Bohdi has a sense of humor similar to mine (props, man!) and knows how to handle the shit I dish…which is to give it right back. I got to see that famous Yardhouse that he was talking about and yes, it is Darwinism at it’s finest. Fucking scary it is - in a good way. Turned out some of his bradahs were planning on heading out to Lake Havasu for a long weekend. I figured What the hell?! and went with them. Gave some of my boys a call and they agreed to meet us out as well.

That pic of the fridge was just one day’s rotation of beverage. DAYUM, some of those boys can drink. Note my contribution of eggs, ham and OJ. Think most of the OJ got used for screwdrivers though…

Any of you that’ve been to Havasu can vouch for the atmosphere. Party central! Wow. Not my idea of a relaxing vacation, but fun as hell nonetheless. It was very cool to feel so at ease with a group of virtual strangers and my crew fit right in too. The guys met some chickies, I had my share of attention, sun was hot, water was cool and all was well in the universe until some asshole decided to wrench my arm from it’s socket while I was wakeboarding. Some fucking excuse about using too many RPMs… yada yada yada …used to pulling 200lb guys up… yada yada yada. Whatever. Other than a separated shoulder (thank god, it was minor) the last day on the water, it was a great time. Until the trip home.

The drive home sucked balls. Big, salty, funky, hairy ones. I got a nasty little case of food poisoning from some dive in Gallup and puked most the rest the way home. Ok, TMI…

Then I get back to work and walk into a hornet’s nest of PMS (note to self, give boss chocolate) and politics. To make a long and uninteresting story even longer, I got fired last Friday. Fuck me.

Spent the last week organizing my shit, dealing with fucking unemployment assholes (gov’t workers, ish) working on getting full ROM in my shoulder again (damn hard to get a decent workout with a bum shoulder) and sunbathing.

So, what have you all been up to?

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Hey Mom,

Where was that cute little kid of yours during this week of hoochiness with some guy you met on the internet?

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On a side note, I used to stop in Gallup when driving back and forth from Corpus Christi to San Diego. I caught a wicked case of food poisoning there also, but I can’t remember the name of the place. Worse than anything I’ve ever gotten in Mexico.

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Doogie: That cute little kid (John) was with his dad - like he is every other week. The beauty of our arrangement is that I can be “mommy” at the appropriate times and I can also have some time to play. Interesting you’d bring that up. Most guys I know bitch up one side and down the other because as soon as their wives have popped the pups out they lost any desire for fun, any sense of adventure, and inate sexuality. Momminess hasn’t killed my personality and enjoyment of fun - and occasional hoochiness - I just indulge in smaller doses and at the appropriate times (like when my boy’s with his dad and I’m several states away). :wink:

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Hey guys thought I’d show you a bit of the typical scenery at Havasu. Plenty more where that came from… Aaaand for the right $$$$$, I’ve got some pics of Karma… wink wink… that she didn’t realize I was takin while she was gettin me a beer.

Hey babe glad you had a great time. Maybe next time I’ll take my bradahs up to the Rockies for some Colorado wakeboarding.

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And some more Havesu Hotties…

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Note to self:

You really must make it out to So Cal more often.

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Ooooooo. Vacation…drooling

I’ve been skiz-oolin’ it up. I finish tomorrow though. Then the fun begins!

Sounds like ol’ Karma was a little naughty? Nah. She would never do something out of the ordinary. :wink:

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SWEET!

Where are the nudies?

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bigprljamfan: Yeah, life’s been interesting. Usually is when you’re playing on the field instead of watching from the sidelines. I just don’t let some peoples misconceptions of what females are supposed to do/be/act (play nice, dress demurely, only talk to nice boys your momma introduced you to) get in my way of enjoying life. Not implying anything, just sayin’ how I live my life. As for the alcohol - yeah, it was a hell of a lot. Not my bag, though. I’ll enjoy myself but more than a few drinks makes me feel sick for days. Just not worth it. Not all my friends (and apparently not all Bohdi’s either) feel the same way. Hell, they were half the fun - watching them do stupid shit and getting dissed by the chicks they were trying to hook up with. If it wasn’t for Bohdi, I don’t think the boats would have seen 3/4 the thong action they did. Damn, that boy can shmoooze!

Nate Diggity Dogg: Nope, no nudies. At least there goddamn better not be any! Just pics of chicks in itty bitty bikinis… And some with pasties… And some of guys doing guy things… If he’s got any compromising pics of me (and you better not!) I wasn’t aware of it. I was actually a pretty damn good girl. All temptations considered…

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The shoulder’s doing much better. Thanks for asking. Lots of ice, rest, stretching, massage, etc. I’m back to about 80% painfree ROM with 95% achievable. Chins are back to 80% but dips are lagging at 70%. I’m just damn scared of doing something to make it worse so I’ve been using the assited chin/dip thing. I was soooo close to getting my first set of 5 unassisted chins before this all happened (stuck at 4.5 forever). Overhead (military style) presses, bent-over laterals are still rather weak. Weights are still down on those by a good 40%. When this is all healed up I’m going to be looking up JC#10’s buddies that have a gym near my place. I visited them before and one of the guys mentioned a muscle imbalance test and corrective program thing they do that I’ll be looking into. There’s nothing like an injury to make you rethink your routine/strengths.

Oh, and Paul T., fuck you very much. I guess I should have let you answer this since it’s kind of a training question and I so fucking lack the knowledge and am unqualified to answer.

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Just chillin in back of the boat…

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CMC an poohbaya , aaaah vacation an just relaxing. HA! I seem to be on vacation all the time. Or at least every weekend. God I love my job.

As for these girls they work at the famous Kokomos, a local night club . And my friends thanked me up an down for getting eye candy on the boat for them. But I had better eye candy with Karma. Yeeeeeah Baby Yeah!

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Nate dogg, sorry bra no nudies. Buuuuuut I got a very elusive thong shot of the great Karma . I read in some old post that someone wanted a thong pic of her. I was pretty crafty in doing it. I just asked if she would snag a beer for me, an not realizing I had the camera…boom. As for other pics we’re talkin $$$$$ … I do accept credit cards…

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You are a good man, Bohdi. Oh, dear.

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Ahhhh Havasu, I have a good buddy that lives down there. He acutally used to work at Kokamos, now does painting. I went there for a week one time and was sooo glad to get home. Not for the lack of eye candy or friendly girls but even a fairly self controlled guy like myself can fall in a town like that. I can sum that town (along with Parker) up in 3 words…

OUT OF CONTROL!

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Bohdi - you BASTARD!! :wink: I thought we had a deal, man. You don’t post shit of me, and I won’t post shit of you or your drunk-ass friends.

Why I oughta… To the moon, Alice! To the moon…

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That’s an eye opener at 6:17 in the morning. Thanks for the shot of caffeine Karma. Gotta jet one my pts. is in the state finals for 110 m high hurdles.

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Whuuut. I never said I wouldn’t post it on the forum. I said I would never post it on the world wide web. Aw details,details. The pic is to prove that it is you . Should have put it up to begin with , ooops . I spaced, I think I’ve been landing on my head to many damn times these days. hahahaa

But damn why wouldn’t you want it posted? You are a very, very!!! hmmm DAAAAAAAAMN!!! Hell Ya!!

An sorry about the pic It just doesn’t give you the justice.

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Man, I haven’t done Havisu (“Have a brew” or “Have a screw…”) since Spring Break back in the undergrad days. Now that was a proper place to be, especially when MTV came out when I was a sophomore. Do they still have the houseboats tied together out in Copper Canyon for the huge, floating, boat-hopping bacchanals?

By the way, those pictures are especially cruel if you have actually been to Havasu and are now stuck in Boston, where it is going to be rainy and in the low 50s for Memorial Day Weekend. Damn you.