How Does the World View You?

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]DickBag wrote:
I get mixed reactions to my presence.
[/quote]

Could be the thrusting.[/quote]

Wrong hole, DB.

I always think Vicomte looks like the dude in the picture.

I think the world does too.

lol

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I always think Vicomte looks like the dude in the picture.

I think the world does too.

lol[/quote]

I do too. I think I know his voice now too. Desmond from Lost, brotha.

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I always think Vicomte looks like the dude in the picture.

I think the world does too.

lol[/quote]

I do too. I think I know his voice now too. Desmond from Lost, brotha.
[/quote]

Ha!

People tell me I look like Guy Pearce in Memento.

But that guy works too.


Better yet…

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Better yet…[/quote]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my life partner, Sven.

Say hi Sven.

Say it.


Dwarf.

Damn you V!!

At least the guy I posted as you is normal looking!

Sheesh!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Damn you V!!

At least the guy I posted as you is normal looking!

Sheesh![/quote]

No way, brother. He has level seven gay face.

That is a level seven midget.

So there.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Damn you V!!

At least the guy I posted as you is normal looking!

Sheesh![/quote]

No way, brother. He has level seven gay face.

That is a level seven midget.

So there.
[/quote]

No, no… you need to use the “Pussy Gauge”.

The guy I posted as you can definitely get some pussy without paying for it (in fact, I’ll bet that dude can get a cute thin nerdy girl with glasses and shiny hair).

That dwarf? NO FUCKING WAY! EVER!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Damn you V!!

At least the guy I posted as you is normal looking!

Sheesh![/quote]

No way, brother. He has level seven gay face.

That is a level seven midget.

So there.
[/quote]

No, no… you need to use the “Pussy Gauge”.

The guy I posted as you can definitely get some pussy without paying for it (in fact, I’ll bet that dude can get a cute thin nerdy girl with glasses and shiny hair).

That dwarf? NO FUCKING WAY! EVER!

[/quote]

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Damn you V!!

At least the guy I posted as you is normal looking!

Sheesh![/quote]

Hey What did I do… Oh… Oh I see whats going on here.

V

You know, I posted the midget stripper as a joke, but now I kinda want to fuck the shit out of her.

Just a little.

Get it? Little. Ha.

It takes a big man to fuck a midget.
Well, at least to admit he wants to.

And by the way, you proved my point. That ugly dwarf would have to PAY that stripper. Even a midget chick knows what ugly is.

lol

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
And by the way, you proved my point. That ugly dwarf would have to PAY that stripper. Even a midget chick knows what ugly is.

lol[/quote]

Midget strippers are half price.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
And by the way, you proved my point. That ugly dwarf would have to PAY that stripper. Even a midget chick knows what ugly is.

lol[/quote]

Midget strippers are half price.[/quote]

Midget hookers go for double.