Straight down the hatch, no bun, no chewing= exceptionally talented.
Bun included= extraordinary.
With that being said, Dev, take her out for mini-golf and hot dogs.
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I hope you really just mean you get too nervous when youâre talking to an attractive girl. If you really canât talk because of sexual thoughts, you probably need therapy.
Assuming youâre just nervous, and afraid of rejection, just ask her to do something that one is not a date and two is something you can do together that is not just talking. How about, âHey, ya wanna get together to study for that Biology test?â If she says no, itâs no big deal 'cause you were just looking for a study partner. If she says yes, who are we fooling, sheâs interested. Come study date time, focus on the material and slip in some side conversation. Two problems solved. Easy as pie.
I am sure heâs dead serious.
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Youâre telling me that if a hot af chick was sending you nudes and wanted to fuck you and she wanted a dick pic, you wouldnât send one?
No one really cares if itâs illegal. Lighten up man
Actually I wouldnât send it, not because of the law, I couldnât give a shit about that, but because if the girl screenshots it (there are even ways to screenshot Snapchat pictures now without the user being notified) and the pic gets spread it can be a problem. I have no worries or insecurities about my genitals, however I imagine this and itâs what stops me
Iâm applying for a really sweet job, preferably as an endocrinologist or other type of medical professional at a nice clinic and they look me up or cross reference me and BAM, a penis flops up onto the screen, job interview terminated. Once something like a penis is on the web/ on the cloud itâll always be up there dangling and flopping around @duketheslaya
Whenever Iâm asked (whether itâs a serious ask or a joke) for nudes I simply say this one line
âIf you wanna see me nude it needs to be in person, face to face etcâ
Idiot? No⊠comedic genius? Probably
mate maybe he was serious, but still worded the comment in a comedic manner, either way it doesnât matter.
You take things too seriously, similarly to how I do. I have high functioning autism therefore I have trouble telling when people are joking or are being serious, it sucks. Anyhow Iâm going to give you advice from my experience with girls, Iâm not much older than you but being in a similar age bracket +1-2 years I may be able to be of some mild assistance.
- If you ask her out and she says no it doesnât matter, rejection is a normal part of life and happens to most people. Like 95 percent of these people you see in high school you wonât ever see again after college so who gives a ratâs ass what they think, high school drama may seem important now (and this is coming from someone still in high school) but it doesnât mean JACK SHIT
- The reason you are nervous talking to her is because you are attracted to this individual, you must realize that although your final goal is obviously sexual intercourse (this is the biologic reason we are attracted to women in the first place) You see when I was younger than you (say 11-12) I was in the woes of puberty, I was desperate to get some action, suffering the brunt of pubertal angstiness I found it very easy to release sexual urges by rubbing one out say five times a dayâŠ. So do that, itâll help.
- Iâm not sure how you portray yourself however I learnt the difficult way via some very painful experiences with various females I was attracted to that the nice guy approach is not what women want. While respecting a girls boundaries is important, you donât want to be submissive, which many nice guys are. You see nice guys tend to keep score of how many nice things theyâve done and think that over time doing these good deeds will win a girls heart. At age 16, most girls like assholes, guys that will piss off their parents or guys with confidence, guys with confidence know how to respect their women and take charge when needed, giving a perfect alpha type of appeal. Assholes are or appear confident and tend to take charge, but are douchebags and terrible people who you may fantasise about punching in the mouth. many teenage girls canât tell the difference between a confident guy and a total dickhead. In todayâs society masculinity is being punished for some reason, and many women say âOh I just want a nice guy who blablablablablaâ but when it comes down to what they really want in reality they typically go for what they say they despise⊠it annoys me
- How attractive are you, if this girl is a stunner and you are unattractive you need other redeeming qualities such as confidence, a nice sense of humour, money, a nice body etc. If you donât have any of those than I hate to say it but your chances are pretty slim, most 16 year old girls are shallow as fuck (I said most⊠and this is my experience)⊠This isnât exactly wrong, biologically humans will try root the most attractive mate possible, therefore if a specimen knows they are attractive typically they wonât go for people they deem unattractive unless said specimen has attractive qualities.
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Yeah thatâs understandable.
You can just turn your data off, replay the snap and screenshot and then turn your data back on and it doesnât show up. Or screen record if you have apple.
Well that would suck
Haha. Seriously though someone spreading your nudes can work in your favour, Once an ex spread mine and what do you know a bunch of chicks started adding me and wanting to meet up etc
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Sounds like someone is angling for a dick pic.
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Never underestimate theslaya, flappy
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Dats illegal, you could have your ex sent to kangaroo prison. but congrats on the pusseh.
Hasta la vista, baby
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Although I find her physically attractive, I like her personality. I will try not to worry about the stupid high school drama. Why is there anything wrong with being a kind person? I donât expect things in return. As long as I have high self esteem, why should I need to be an asshole?
Why delete this question? I think doing nice things for others with no expectation of reciprocation is the best thing someone can do. If your strategy to approach a girl involves being nice to her without expecting sex, youâre a good person, and a good man. Many women (most women) go through life dealing with men who expect or demand sex in return for just about everything. A worthwhile partner will recognize your authenticity as an invaluable trait, and anybody that doesnât is a fool.
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No I said many girls for assholes because they appear confident and act alpha. Being nice and not expecting something in return for said acts is good⊠Up to a point. Girls will admire that quality if they notice you truly are being nice without wanting anything in return. Many nice guys are nice as they think the amount of nice deeds they do compensates for certain flaws or a lack of self esteem. They expect their nice deeds to get them dates or sex, which simply wonât happen (usually). By up to a point I mean if you are nice but it borders on being submissive (say the girl is like âhey could you please do my homework tonight I have an event to go toâ and you say âyesâ and jump at every instance to help her with things that will inconvenience your life and daily schedule, this type of nice ness is submissive generally isnât found as an attractive trait to women.
This^
Maybe if you had some âpuffyâ muscles that you hate on so much, she would have already asked you out.
So you donât think this
is linked to this:
Youâre desire to seem like a nice guy and appear selfless gives you your self worth. Itâs evident in this post of yours.
Also, why do you think you have high self esteem? What does that mean to you? From where do you derive your sense of âhigh self esteemâ?
I have muscle.
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I donât anymore.