[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
you also left out the part about being a douche and a pedo, but we all kind of knew that. [/quote]
And a landscaper.
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Oh you don’t wanna get in on this Vegita! I will destroy you!! I will hunt you down and skin you, then use your fresh bloody flesh to keep me warm at night!! I will kill you and wear your face!! I will burn your carcas to the ground and dance on your ashes!!! I will unleash the furry of the Hispanic Samurai and all those caught in his wake will suffer the agony of a thousand burning suns!!!
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
I was in Massachusetts in a commercial gym, when I saw this jacked guy doing incline chest presses with at least 155 on the bar. We started talking about how strong he was, and he invited me back to his place for some apple crumble. He said his mom made the best apple crumble.
It was actually pretty uncomfortable when we got back to his place, his mom kept yelling about his massive veiny delts and it smelled like shame and masturbation in his room. Cool light switch though bro.
Then some girl with a mustache came in and he said she was his fuck buddy and they started making out. I think he came right inside of her.
That’s when I figured it was time to leave. As I was grabbing my coat I caught a glimpse of the book beside his bed. It was the “Black Book of Training Secrets” I could barely make out the name due to the massive amounts of sperm covering the title.
Went home and googled the name of the book. Brought me to CT’s work, which led me here. I’d like to thank that guy… but I’ve never seen him again. Probably for the best… he constantly had a look in his eyes like he wouldn’t hesitate to put a boot through a child’s skull. He was a little off. [/quote]
I’m not kidding when I say I found out about it from www.crossfit.com, I think they were bad-mouthing so i came here to find out what was going on and have been here ever since.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m not kidding when I say I found out about it from www.crossfit.com, I think they were bad-mouthing so i came here to find out what was going on and have been here ever since.[/quote]
I googled how to do an easy pullups because I wanted to be able to do pullups and I couldn’t do one at the time. From there I found a link to an article on stronglifts.com where I found and bought Eric Cressey’s Maximum Strength book.
I did Maximum Strength with good results, I began reading Cressey’s website where he had a bunch of links to articles he wrote for this site. I decided to look around and see what else is on this site, read a shit load of articles, eventually wandered through the door to the forum area, lurked there for a couple months before I started posting.
