Where’s print and polo at??? Been pretty quiet around here lately.
[quote]timbofirstblood wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
Someone sent me a pic of a chick with a phat booty and it was attached to this site.[/quote]
Similar story here, a buddy of mine IM’ed me a link to the original “Ass Worship Thread,” and I was hooked.[/quote]
V
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
you also left out the part about being a douche and a pedo, but we all kind of knew that. [/quote]
And a landscaper.
V
I think I was researching supps online. Back in the day when I was actually training hard and gaining some size I was taking Cell Tech and Nitro Tech, Cell tech burned something feirce going down and on burps, and Nitro tech tastes like metal shavings, it was horrible. I do thourough searches so I found some good reviews on Grow. Saw a couple hot chick pics and decided to cruise around the site a little. Read an atomic dog and never left.
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
you also left out the part about being a douche and a pedo, but we all kind of knew that. [/quote]
And a landscaper.
V[/quote]
Oh you don’t wanna get in on this Vegita! I will destroy you!! I will hunt you down and skin you, then use your fresh bloody flesh to keep me warm at night!! I will kill you and wear your face!! I will burn your carcas to the ground and dance on your ashes!!! I will unleash the furry of the Hispanic Samurai and all those caught in his wake will suffer the agony of a thousand burning suns!!!
looks down and shakes head
I got carried away again…didn’t I? =/
I was doing bent over rows at World’s in Dedham and I saw an older dude with full sleeves doing shoulder presses. I kept looking over becuase the guy had great form, we started talking and he was explaining how he had just had shoulder surgery(which would explain the light weight he was using) and he told me about this sight. I went on that night and found several like minded individuals and I’ve been a member since
About a year ago, my buddy who worked at a few different gyms discovered it and shared the wisdom with me. Haven’t looked back since then. haha
[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
I was traveling the US, when in Pennsylvania they told me there was the oldest transvestite bar in the world which every backpacker should drop by. Cool place, lots of horny tourist chicks, party 24/7. So why not…
I wasn’t expecting a gay party, so as I was drinking up and complaining “why there’s not a single girl in this queer etablissment”, some sleezy patron told me I could try, “beer goggles”, and see for myself where it might lead. “It sure works for these kids”, he pointed at some completely hammered loser duo, doing the nasty in a sweaty backroom.
I wish I’d forget it but the sight cannot be unseen: a blonde stripper wig under a strange men’s hat. His lover -the active one- was breathing heavily and I think they were screaming about Halo and how “she” is the sweetest thing and he’ll fuck her “six ways from Sunday”.
Anyway, “no, thanks” I hastily added. A few minutes later, as I was paying the shamale waiter, I saw the passionate couple crawl to the main room and collapse exhausted on a pink sofa. The “blonde” was already asleep while shitfaced Bromeo was slipping a note with his phone number under the hat, his trembling hands dripping with something my simple and honest mind could only fathom as cream gravy.
The card fell on the pavement, right next to me.
I don’t know why, but I picked it up and read:
“If you ever want to see me again …” followed by the number.
Out of pity I suppose, I tore the lower half off, because only tragedy would follow this call.
Then, some new group came in, big, muscular guys. They were well known judging from the friendly reactions.
One enormous black dude screamed across the floor, with a pitch Mike Tyson would find irratatingly high: “guess which girl achieved rank 4 on T-Nation and wants his apres-training cosmopolitan with extra special protein?”
Out of some strange instinct I took the pen that the waiter gave me and filled the free space under the first line with what I just heard.
Later I checked for this “T-Nation” , and to my astonishment, except the 2009ers it’s not that gay! And the training info is nice and useful. [/quote]
I…I know it was a woman…I swear!
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
you also left out the part about being a douche and a pedo, but we all kind of knew that. [/quote]
And a landscaper.
V[/quote]
nah hes a step down hes only a gardener.
Dragondoor led me to Coach Sommer
Coach Sommer’s forums eventually led me here
I don’t bother with Dragondoor anymore because its so rarely updated, and I don’t bother with Coach Sommer anymore because I have access to weights now and I’m not a fan of all the paleo-dieting that goes on over there.
Googled how to determine ones percentage of body fat while holding a shoe.
or was doing 5 x 5 and read an article referencing this site.
[quote]PaddyM wrote:
Men’s Health led me to Chad Waterbury, who then led me to this site that, for the most part, now despises both, haha.[/quote]
My story to a “T”
Casey…
Went to a chiropractor on a referal. he new ahead of time i was a PT and asked what kind of workout I did; told him I was currently doing Maximum Strength by EC. Told me he had done it himself, and recommended the I, Bodybuilder program afterwards, said he was on it himself with his brother and they were both getting great results. Lurked for awhile until I started the program then signed up and started my T-Muscle life.
Cheers.
Was looking for a way to alter my tracksuit with a sewing machine. I’m not sure what it is I found, but I can’t look away…
i think it was the article by dave tate about how he bulked up eating chinese food for 45 minutes a day straight for lunch was enough to get me hooked. then i found wendler and ive been laughing at their posts every since.
CT’s War Room Strategies, nuff said, lurked since 07 then signed up in 09. Atomic Dog drew me in as well.
[quote]Humbert wrote:
Was looking for a way to alter my tracksuit with a sewing machine. I’m not sure what it is I found, but I can’t look away…[/quote]
Well, we’re not very good at sewing here, but if you need advice quilting…
I pulled a barbell out of a stone, and it was foretold that one day I would become king of the forums.
It hasn’t happened yet, but I’m patient. Soon enough I’ll get my free supps and be allowed to use the ban hammer.
I was in Massachusetts in a commercial gym, when I saw this jacked guy doing incline chest presses with at least 155 on the bar. We started talking about how strong he was, and he invited me back to his place for some apple crumble. He said his mom made the best apple crumble.
It was actually pretty uncomfortable when we got back to his place, his mom kept yelling about his massive veiny delts and it smelled like shame and masturbation in his room. Cool light switch though bro.
Then some girl with a mustache came in and he said she was his fuck buddy and they started making out. I think he came right inside of her.
That’s when I figured it was time to leave. As I was grabbing my coat I caught a glimpse of the book beside his bed. It was the “Black Book of Training Secrets” I could barely make out the name due to the massive amounts of sperm covering the title.
Went home and googled the name of the book. Brought me to CT’s work, which led me here. I’d like to thank that guy… but I’ve never seen him again. Probably for the best… he constantly had a look in his eyes like he wouldn’t hesitate to put a boot through a child’s skull. He was a little off.