don’t c walk unless your a crip or you wanna get shot
just grind. thats all you ever want to do
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
recently i’ve been making big scenes and clearing people out of the way. then kinda just put my hands on my hips and stare at everyone around me, and then bust a backfip.
thank you chicktuna[/quote]
Nice! I’m going try that. How much do you need to be able to squat before backflips become easy to learn? 2x bodyweight?
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
- YouTube Here I found a dance that lets you incorporate BB poses. You’ll surely wow the masses and have chics jockin’ yo shit homie.[/quote]
Haha!
IMO I’ve always stuck to the drink in one hand other hand on the ladies hip while she grinds on my pecker kinda thing. THen I occasionally just kinda step back when they wanna show off and let em do their thing while I sip and perhaps nod my head a bit and stare at what I’m going to be jizzing on later.
Otherwise yeah unless you’re a great dancer (like you know what you are doing and have been doing it for awhile ect) you will look kinda like a mo in my opinion. But if you’re having fun and it works for you you shouldn’t really give a fuck.
Side note the bigger you are the more bizzare it looks to dance in a club like some of those littler guys do.
Do to the windoooooow… to the wall
till sweat drops down my balls
aww skeet skeet goddamn!
Just have fun with it who cares. This is my friends messing around (I was recording)
That almost always works ^
I can’t believe no one has brought up this yet.
This is seriously the rule i follow. Embarrassing i know, but it keeps me from looking like a jackass.
lmao.
I want to learn to dance like this (the first guy), but I can’t find any online tutorials in english. 
Like this…
Alright I’ve figured out the club dancing thing pretty well…
First off, the best way to learn in my opinion is in a techno club (from personal experience…
Dont have to feel like an idiot trying out new moves or just moving, whichever it is for you
Do not wobble back and forth while pinning a beer to ur chest.
Learn to spin
Go for lessons?.. Salsa would be helpful… even a little hustle can help… or any latin dance so you learn to move ur hips.
Get ur ass to the floor, just like the girls do, they love that
spin them! they’ll cream
start off small, do the 2-step, but learn to move past that… move back and forth instead of just left and right… just go wild and have fun man…
If you can dance, you get the women, it’s easy… in theory…
They key to dancing is not having “moves.” All you need is a little rhythm (which is attainable with practice), and (this part is extraordinarily important) YOU MUST HAVE FUN out there. Go out there and HAVE FUN. That will loosen you up, not make you as stiff, and give you that elusive rhythm. It will also attract women who want to be part of that FUN. Worry more about the music than the chick. Being a good dancer isn’t guaranteed pussy though - but what is?
[quote]WideGuy wrote:
IMO I’ve always stuck to the drink in one hand other hand on the ladies hip while she grinds on my pecker kinda thing. THen I occasionally just kinda step back when they wanna show off and let em do their thing while I sip and perhaps nod my head a bit and stare at what I’m going to be jizzing on later.
Otherwise yeah unless you’re a great dancer (like you know what you are doing and have been doing it for awhile ect) you will look kinda like a mo in my opinion. But if you’re having fun and it works for you you shouldn’t really give a fuck.
Side note the bigger you are the more bizzare it looks to dance in a club like some of those littler guys do.[/quote]
Damn WideGuy, you haven’t been around in forever.