Hot Tub Conversations...

[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
SwampThing wrote:
I over heard him telling someone that “God made him that way”. That’s udder bullshit.

Intentional or not, this is an awesome line.[/quote]

Yes. Bulls don’t have udders.

[quote]The Beast wrote:
I’ve never understood why people get so upset about fat people. If someone is happy being fat, then let them get on with it, surely someone has to eat all the butter?[/quote]

While I’m all for someone leading their own lifestyle choices when it doesn’t affect anyone else, this is a different scenario. Fat people (statistically) have higher rates of disease and early death, therefore driving up the costs of health care. I’m sure this is debatable, but it makes sense to me.

[quote]csuson wrote:
The Beast wrote:
I’ve never understood why people get so upset about fat people. If someone is happy being fat, then let them get on with it, surely someone has to eat all the butter?

While I’m all for someone leading their own lifestyle choices when it doesn’t affect anyone else, this is a different scenario. Fat people (statistically) have higher rates of disease and early death, therefore driving up the costs of health care. I’m sure this is debatable, but it makes sense to me. [/quote]

That is why we should have daily weigh ins. Anyone that fails gets a .22 behind the ear.

This would save a fortune on healthcare costs.

[quote]WildCelt wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
SwampThing wrote:
I over heard him telling someone that “God made him that way”. That’s udder bullshit.

Intentional or not, this is an awesome line.

Yes. Bulls don’t have udders.[/quote]

LOL. (Hadn’t thought of that angle)

No, but the cows in your original story just might.