Holy Hell Batman, Prof X is Huge!

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I was thinking X+Y=Z.

Also, they could live in a quiet suburban neighborhood somewhere and have dinner parties with their friends Mr. A, his wife Mrs. B and their daughter Baby C.

Is 26 evenly divisible by 3? There could be an entire neighborhood of only child families named after variables.[/quote]

So, then, where does Mr. T fall into all of this?

[quote]sen say wrote:
football061 wrote:
So they’d give birth to a boy named Z since well, we all know X chromosome and Y chromosome means a boy. He’ll watch Zorro and think of himself as a hero with a sword. He’ll go around with a butter knife attempting to slice Z’s in everyone’s shirts.

I was thinking X+Y=Z.

Also, they could live in a quiet suburban neighborhood somewhere and have dinner parties with their friends Mr. A, his wife Mrs. B and their daughter Baby C.

Is 26 evenly divisible by 3? There could be an entire neighborhood of only child families named after variables.[/quote]

Well, then, where does Mr. T fit into all of this? A long lost cousin or something?

[quote]patricio2626 wrote:

So, then, where does Mr. T fall into all of this?[/quote]

This is what happens when you multiply T by X.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Oh, and…[/quote]

Fuck - Just caught this thread!

Yeah yeah yeah Prof X is big BUT…

He’s with the pancakes!!! BWWWWUHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Total evidence that he IS the man.

[quote]Renton wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Oh, and…

Fuck - Just caught this thread!

Yeah yeah yeah Prof X is big BUT…

He’s with the pancakes!!! BWWWWUHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Total evidence doesn’t know everything.[/quote]

fixed

He’s really not that big. That puffiness is from an allergic reaction to the fabric softener he started using recently.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Renton wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Oh, and…

Fuck - Just caught this thread!

Yeah yeah yeah Prof X is big BUT…

He’s with the pancakes!!! BWWWWUHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Total evidence doesn’t know everything.

fixed

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you sure bout that?

[quote]Christine wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:

So, then, where does Mr. T fall into all of this?

This is what happens when you multiply T by X.[/quote]

lol pro photoshop job. Nice.

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Christine wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:

So, then, where does Mr. T fall into all of this?

This is what happens when you multiply T by X.

lol pro photoshop job. Nice.[/quote]

I can’t take credit for this. It is from an old thread.

professor x is mega-huge…i still vote waffles. dang he is big though.

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
He’s really not that big. That puffiness is from an allergic reaction to the fabric softener he started using recently.[/quote]

Bull.

If you were any good at your stalking, you’d find that he woke up one day and realized he’d had an allergic reaction to being stung by bees while he was sleeping. It’s just never returned to normal, kind of like Spiderman.

Now he’s swole!

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
He’s really not that big. That puffiness is from an allergic reaction to the fabric softener he started using recently.

Bull.

If you were any good at your stalking, you’d find that he woke up one day and realized he’d had an allergic reaction to being stung by bees while he was sleeping. It’s just never returned to normal, kind of like Spiderman.

Now he’s swole![/quote]

No way man! He was accidentally left in the microwave as a baby. They were new back then, and no one was sure how to use them. So he puffed up a bit.

Like a marshmallow.

you think he has a problem with patient compliance?

[quote]Christine wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:

So, then, where does Mr. T fall into all of this?

This is what happens when you multiply T by X.[/quote]

You forgot the shadow for the mohawk…

But good job. I LOL’d.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
He’s really not that big. That puffiness is from an allergic reaction to the fabric softener he started using recently.

Bull.

If you were any good at your stalking, you’d find that he woke up one day and realized he’d had an allergic reaction to being stung by bees while he was sleeping. It’s just never returned to normal, kind of like Spiderman.

Now he’s swole!

No way man! He was accidentally left in the microwave as a baby. They were new back then, and no one was sure how to use them. So he puffed up a bit.

Like a marshmallow.
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Na, he fell into a cauldron with magic potion when he was a baby.

like powerpuff girls?

oh wait that’s obelix!

[quote]elano wrote:
I bet the prof gets mad poon.[/quote]

Only because he eats so much that no chick could ever be self-conscious on a date if she wanted to order more than a salad.

Of course, Charles Poliquin would tell us that Pex (trademarked!) is allergic to oatmeal and peanut butter, hence his puffiness.