Holy Hell Batman, Prof X is Huge!

I just got home from work to see whats going on in GAL. I check on this thread and cant help but laugh my ass off. Because as I read through it, the 1st X-Men movie is playing on TV right now HAHA

Geez you guys!

Cant you see he is just doing what he has yelled at others of doing? “anyone can look HYooGGorZZ in the right light!” look at teh lighting! those muscles arent even there!

for real tho. looking big X.

bong and a blintz!
crack and a crepe!
pipe and a pancake!

What about the wheels?

yes i’m only joking

what about the wheels?

yes its a joke

yeah but is it functional? :slight_smile:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Geez you guys!

Cant you see he is just doing what he has yelled at others of doing? “anyone can look HYooGGorZZ in the right light!” look at teh lighting! those muscles arent even there!

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yup, and a tan helps too

[quote]Travacolypse wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
I told him when he first sent me his pic that he had pro size… he didn’t believe me… body dysmorphia my man!

This is why I think you guys really dropped the ball when it comes to Prof X. I remember all you coaches saying how the physique clinic is closed because there need to be some changes and some things need to be fixed.

Then lo and behold, Prof X, one of the biggest, most well respected and well-know members of this site decides to “cut” after 20+ years of bulking. Also I believed he mentioned he is all natural and seeing how I have never seen him post in the steroid forum I have no reason to disagree with that.

If I was Biotests marketing exec, I would have jumped all over that opportunity. “Prof X, the one man physique clinic”. Can you imagine the PR you guys would have gotten? He would have used all Biotest supplements and would have advice from you coaches.

With a successful transformation, it would have resulted in wide spread acclaim for you coaches and Biotests products. Not to mention the resulting mass purchasing of supplements.

Prof X is basically an icon for this site, and he got left hanging. I do give you props though CT because you posted in his thread and gave him some tips.

But still, imagine what you guys missed out on. Biotest could have made Prof X the poster boy for this site, and the physique clinic.

What a missed opportunity…

Would’ve loved to see “he-who-shall-not-be-named” giving px motivational advice.[/quote]

WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA…

I had forgotten about that. That would be hilarious! I would pay to see that (by buying supplements)!

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
What about the wheels?

yes i’m only joking[/quote]

Just because Professor Xavier is in a wheelchair, doesn’t mean you have to bring it up. That’s in bad taste, man.

[quote]TheJWC wrote:
I think T-Nation should feature a high res fully nude shot of the prof in the wallpapers section. I’d suggest him posing in a speedo but that might be kinda gay…
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me too

waffles??? i tought everyone prefered burger king?

[quote]matsm21 wrote:
coolnatedawg wrote:
Geez you guys!

Cant you see he is just doing what he has yelled at others of doing? “anyone can look HYooGGorZZ in the right light!” look at teh lighting! those muscles arent even there!

yup, and a tan helps too

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he wouldn’t look half as big without the tan.

Photoshop.

[quote]kaisermetal22 wrote:
waffles??? i tought everyone prefered burger king?[/quote]

10pts for the Big Boss/Naked Snake avatar.

But take away 2pts for that burger king joke.

hm… waylanderxx is also well deserving of accolades and wen he cuts, woot!

oh and weird thread… pancakes, waffles and bacon?

im a quiche man myself lots of bacon, egg and cheese

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
matsm21 wrote:
coolnatedawg wrote:
Geez you guys!

Cant you see he is just doing what he has yelled at others of doing? “anyone can look HYooGGorZZ in the right light!” look at teh lighting! those muscles arent even there!

yup, and a tan helps too

he wouldn’t look half as big without the tan.

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The shaved head makes the rest look bigger too.

It´s all smoke and mirrors.

I like chicken. Chicken and waffles maybe? Or how bout a southwestern chicken omellete with pancakes?

If Professor X were to marry Ms. Y would they give birth to Baby Z ?

[quote]sen say wrote:
If Professor X were to marry Ms. Y would they give birth to Baby Z ?[/quote]

So they’d give birth to a boy named Z since well, we all know X chromosome and Y chromosome means a boy. He’ll watch Zorro and think of himself as a hero with a sword. He’ll go around with a butter knife attempting to slice Z’s in everyone’s shirts.

[quote]football061 wrote:
So they’d give birth to a boy named Z since well, we all know X chromosome and Y chromosome means a boy. He’ll watch Zorro and think of himself as a hero with a sword. He’ll go around with a butter knife attempting to slice Z’s in everyone’s shirts.[/quote]

I was thinking X+Y=Z.

Also, they could live in a quiet suburban neighborhood somewhere and have dinner parties with their friends Mr. A, his wife Mrs. B and their daughter Baby C.

Is 26 evenly divisible by 3? There could be an entire neighborhood of only child families named after variables.

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
I told him when he first sent me his pic that he had pro size… he didn’t believe me… body dysmorphia my man!

This is why I think you guys really dropped the ball when it comes to Prof X. I remember all you coaches saying how the physique clinic is closed because there need to be some changes and some things need to be fixed.

Then lo and behold, Prof X, one of the biggest, most well respected and well-know members of this site decides to “cut” after 20+ years of bulking. Also I believed he mentioned he is all natural and seeing how I have never seen him post in the steroid forum I have no reason to disagree with that.

If I was Biotests marketing exec, I would have jumped all over that opportunity. “Prof X, the one man physique clinic”. Can you imagine the PR you guys would have gotten? He would have used all Biotest supplements and would have advice from you coaches.

With a successful transformation, it would have resulted in wide spread acclaim for you coaches and Biotests products. Not to mention the resulting mass purchasing of supplements.

Prof X is basically an icon for this site, and he got left hanging. I do give you props though CT because you posted in his thread and gave him some tips.

But still, imagine what you guys missed out on. Biotest could have made Prof X the poster boy for this site, and the physique clinic.

What a missed opportunity…[/quote]

They wanted him for that but his fingers were too big for his keyboard. So he had to pass.