Hippo Takes on TEN Lions

[quote]Dedicated wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Someone more knowledgeable in animal hunting strategy explain to me why the lions are such a bunch of wimps?

I mean, it looked like some standard action movie, except that you get animals instead of human actors.

There are 10 or so lions.

Instead of using their numbers to bring the hippo down… A single lion “attacks” it while the others kind of hang around and cheer it on or something.
(and the lion can’t seem to decide whether to bite or lick the hippo apologetically, either)

My experience with animals and their “combat” behavior is limited to my dogs, so I have no idea why the lion’s don’t attack in a more fierce fashion (or why the hippo just sits there and doesn’t do anything most of the time , with two notable exceptions and his occasional running away).

They have to attack from the rear and only so many have room. You saw what happened to the lion that got too close to the front/mouth. Also, animals which depend on staying healthy to survive will let other more foolhardy ones attack a dangerous animal like a hippo and hang back and conserve energy and limbs/life whenever possible.

They must have really been hungry in the first place to go after a hippo as they are one of the most dangerous animals in Africa along with the Elephant, Rhino, and Cape Buffalo.

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Definitely. It’s hard to imagine it sometimes, but when TV narrarators talking about everyday being ‘a struggle for survival,’ they’re really not joking. If a Lion expends too much energy (especially fighting something as impractical as a Hippo,) and collapses from exhaustion, you can bet he’s going to be left behind and become a tasty snack for a hyena. The pride must continue on some way or another - and that’s shown by (as Dedicated mentioned) their apparent desparate need for food.

Lions kill hippo

The reason hippo’s are so hard to kill, is due to them having a HUGE layer of fat beneath their skin. This helps defend themselves from other hippo’s.

[quote]Defekt wrote:

Lions kill hippo [/quote]

I guess the lionesses went back to the base camp and told the men get off their lazy asses and find their own dinner.

looks like the hippo is yawning in that one too…

That was a very old dying hippo who could barely walk around. I saw the whole video, after the attack, he turned around and chased away the lions. Then he walked over to some watering hole the next day and died there.

Its quite obvious from the vid lol, the lions actually chewed for 2-3 hours before the hippo realized they were there.

[quote]Defekt wrote:

Lions kill hippo [/quote]

Yup…all things being equal, not much can kill a healthy, mature ( not old and dying ) hippo. If a male lion jumps on a hippos back and starts to naw at it, all the hippo has to do is walk into deeper water and submerge…end of story. Mr. Lion is swimming back to land…if he makes it.

Lions are smart and seldom prey on healthy, strong animals that weigh 5-7 times as much as them. Even when they attack cape buffalos, they always single out either a young one or an old and dying one. If they tried to kill a healthy one, they are in a world of hurt even if they outnumber it 10-1. I saw a video where a mother cape buffalo defended her calf from a pack of lions until the herd showed up. After that, the lions went away after being terroized and chased by the male buffalos.

Here’s a healthy adult male hippo almost devouring an 18 foot crocodile. lol

Hey…about we go messing with a Hippo to see how powerful its bite is??

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Hey…about we go messing with a Hippo to see how powerful its bite is??

Bite Test Trauma | National Geographic UK - YouTube [/quote]

ROFL. Steve-o, is that you?

Its all about the powerbelly

Yea hippos don’t fuck around.

[quote]Aragorn wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
Hey…about we go messing with a Hippo to see how powerful its bite is??

ROFL. Steve-o, is that you?[/quote]

I don’t even think Steve-O is that crazy. The height of that hippo’s open jaws was insane.

Haha that bite test video is awesome. No way I’d get that close to a hippo…

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Hey…about we go messing with a Hippo to see how powerful its bite is??

Bite Test Trauma | National Geographic UK - YouTube [/quote]

“I’ve had my fill of that. Somebody’s gonna die.” Yea…good call.

[quote]rcfromdb wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
Hey…about we go messing with a Hippo to see how powerful its bite is??

“I’ve had my fill of that. Somebody’s gonna die.” Yea…good call.[/quote]

holy shit those guys are nuts

Hey guys,after we go messing with a hippo to see how powerful its bite is…we’re gonna make a suit and hang out with them.

those are pussy girl lions

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Hey guys,after we go messing with a hippo to see how powerful its bite is…we’re gonna make a suit and hang out with them.

oh my god i lol’ed so hard.

just…why?

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Hey guys,after we go messing with a hippo to see how powerful its bite is…we’re gonna make a suit and hang out with them.

This guy is CRAZY. LMFAO