…O.K…I am a big whiner as is usually the case, hindsight and time provides a better perspective…
Sam’s O.K = Dad’s O.K…the rest are merely players…
Doogie…spot on, I suppose you see this all the time at school…
Kuri, if you composed that, you my friend are a comedic genius…stole it…and well, at least you have good taste, FUNNY SHIT!
AR…yes it’s a GOOD THING. Asshole
Mikey…I won’t feel bad about killing the little pricks and eating them…“Come here son, let me show you my shovel, bag of lye and my BIG BACKYARD”
Dan…not so much this particular post but man, I love your stuff, three cheers for those who raise the collective I.Q
Eric…self-inflicted wedgies are illegal in Saskatchewan and New Foundland, seems thing got out of hand a while back and, well, you know how it goes…Fell free to bring a companion to take care of you wedgies-needs when you visit those provinces though. If a companion is unavailable, your hotel Concierge can hook you up.
Solo…where the fuck you been?..it’s only a friend…ask me in a few years…
Anti…Bald, Goateed men have been scientifically proven to be more virile, stronger and more fun at parties.
Or was it “more likely to suffer rodentia inflicted groin wounds”?..whichever…
Jimmy…“Think about the whys of your dislike and ponder the possibility that your kid is just a more accepting person than you are”…because she is too young to have a deep and burning hatred for most humans?..regardless, she is.
Mitch…I would never “choose” for Sam, you are right…it ain’t the lack of manners (the “new” freak is well mannered) it’s the toxic levels of Dorkness (I am Sooooo shallow)
Stu…I am greatly disappointed that you chose to divulge our (what I thought was) PRIVATE conversation to the Nation at large. For some, the confidentiality that is expected between two friends is a sacred thing, I mean, you don’t see me running around shooting my mouth off about your dismay at your mother switching to control-top panty hose in an effort to get you to stop wearing them when you are left alone in the house every Saturday night while they are off at the William’s playing Pinochle, returning to find you smothering your self with a down pillow, listening to INXS screaming I’m coming Michael, I’m COMING!
All the while masturbating while you give yourself world class camel toe via front-side wedgie do you?
Of course not, I can keep a confidence, I can keep a sec…Oh…
Opps, sorry.
Bike Rider…Don’t confuse me with the Natester…
Rebecca…“although he is showing signs that me might have a brain somewhere above his waist”…It’s an act, trust me.
“I think I’ve been able to fool a lot of people because I know I’m a dork. I’m a geek”
~ Gwen Stefani