[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
put food in your ass it makes digestion faster and more efficient.[/quote]
You’re overflowing with wisdom.
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
put food in your ass it makes digestion faster and more efficient.[/quote]
You’re overflowing with wisdom.[/quote]
if he’s putting food in his ass i bet wisdom isnt the only thing he’s overflowing with…
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
put food in your ass it makes digestion faster and more efficient.[/quote]
You’re overflowing with wisdom.[/quote]
if he’s putting food in his ass i bet wisdom isnt the only thing he’s overflowing with…
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Is that what Rock eats so many bananas?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
put food in your ass it makes digestion faster and more efficient.[/quote]
Word. The AMA and FDA approved it on the basis of overwhelming evidence as everything else diet related they approve. The surgeon general even made a statement on TV about it. Food valley is the new food pyramid.
Awesome thread!
Murder-suicide: the solution to all of life’s problems.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[Try getting a house or car with no credit. Use it wisely and you will never be in debt.
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While I agree credit history is a good thing. Why does everyone always assume you have to jump into debt to have a car. I am on my 3rd car in 10 years and have yet to ever have a payment. It’s called saving…
I still use credit and pay it off every month. But I dont assume long term debt if I can avoid it just to have a newer / flashier car when you never know what will happen tomorrow.
As for a tip. Learn basic car maintence. You should be able to change the oil, a flat, battery, alternator, brakes, hoses and belts. It takes minimal tools and will save you a ton.
On the same note, suck it up and buy the 100 dollar maintence manual the car dealer has for your car, they are sooooo much better then a haynes / chilton.
Pretty basic hints at not scewing up your life. I’m not the author.
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Don’t murder anyone. It’s evil, and there are consequences.
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Don’t steal stuff. It’s evil, too, and there can be consequences.
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Don’t screw around on your spouse or with someone else’s spouse. Talk about bringing drama to your life.
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Don’t begrudge people’s success or stuff or spouse. It makes you an unhappy person and gives you ulcers. In fact, don’t compare yourself to anyone, except the best you can do.
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Take care of your family, even if they suck. They are your family and will be there when everyone else is gone. At the very least, don’t talk smack about your parents, because that reflects poorly on you.
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Don’t live your life for stuff — any stuff — money, sex, weightlifting, job, cars, sports, whatever — such that stuff becomes your god. It’s just stuff.
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If you make a promise, keep it.
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Take some time to relax, regularly.
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Don’t lie about people to hurt them.
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Believe in something better than yourself and strive for it.
Righty tighty, lefty loosey
No female is worth losing your freedom for.
Don’t pay a whole lot of attention to people’s opinions – most people are assholes.
The worst kind of person is one who refuses to educate themselves.
Don’t do meth, even once! I’ve lost 4 of my close friends to methamphetamine in the year I have been out of high-school.
Protests don’t do anything.
Sleep paralysis is scary stuff but - luckily - is not alien abduction as once previously thought by many.
You only have the rights that you are given. Human rights don’t exist. (I learned this one on my many trips to Egypt)
if you have a small amount of weeds you want to kill without using a poison, pour some boiling water over them.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
Pretty basic hints at not scewing up your life. I’m not the author.
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Don’t murder anyone. It’s evil, and there are consequences.
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Don’t steal stuff. It’s evil, too, and there can be consequences.
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Don’t screw around on your spouse or with someone else’s spouse. Talk about bringing drama to your life.
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Don’t begrudge people’s success or stuff or spouse. It makes you an unhappy person and gives you ulcers. In fact, don’t compare yourself to anyone, except the best you can do.
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Take care of your family, even if they suck. They are your family and will be there when everyone else is gone. At the very least, don’t talk smack about your parents, because that reflects poorly on you.
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Don’t live your life for stuff — any stuff — money, sex, weightlifting, job, cars, sports, whatever — such that stuff becomes your god. It’s just stuff.
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If you make a promise, keep it.
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Take some time to relax, regularly.
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Don’t lie about people to hurt them.
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Believe in something better than yourself and strive for it.[/quote]
This is a really good post.
It is amazing how much more important integrity gets as you get older and watch your kids start the same journey you did.
I can’t imagine looking in your teenage child’s eyes and trying to tell them to be the person, and make the choices you yourself do not and are not.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
Pretty basic hints at not scewing up your life. I’m not the author.
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Don’t murder anyone. It’s evil, and there are consequences.
-
Don’t steal stuff. It’s evil, too, and there can be consequences.
-
Don’t screw around on your spouse or with someone else’s spouse. Talk about bringing drama to your life.
-
Don’t begrudge people’s success or stuff or spouse. It makes you an unhappy person and gives you ulcers. In fact, don’t compare yourself to anyone, except the best you can do.
-
Take care of your family, even if they suck. They are your family and will be there when everyone else is gone. At the very least, don’t talk smack about your parents, because that reflects poorly on you.
-
Don’t live your life for stuff — any stuff — money, sex, weightlifting, job, cars, sports, whatever — such that stuff becomes your god. It’s just stuff.
-
If you make a promise, keep it.
-
Take some time to relax, regularly.
-
Don’t lie about people to hurt them.
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Believe in something better than yourself and strive for it.[/quote]
This is a really good post.
It is amazing how much more important integrity gets as you get older and watch your kids start the same journey you did.
I can’t imagine looking in your teenage child’s eyes and trying to tell them to be the person, and make the choices you yourself do not and are not. [/quote]
It’s fundamental advice on “making your life easier.” Most personal problems in this world can be sourced to f-cking up one of these.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
Most personal problems in this world can be sourced to f-cking up one of these. [/quote]
I find #6 a lot in my line of work.
I will admit that when it comes to money, ethics really flies out the window pretty fast, even personally. Some people are much worse than others though.
I try and always keep in the back of my mind, in the seconds before I’m dying, none of that shit is going to matter. None of the money will matter, none of the toys or house or job, none of that. Can you still have all the stuff and accomplish shit that matters? Sure, but often times people forgo the shit that actually matters for stuff.
Stuff is much easier to acquire.