[quote]brandon76 wrote:
…well I do know a company that has an open casting call for “Gnome River Porn”[/quote]
How would I know that I am qualified?[/quote]
All you have to do is be able to sing Moon River, but change the lyrics to Gnome River, whilst midgets in garden overalls furiously masturbate onto a female midget dressed as a sunflower.[/quote]
Do you have to strum the guitar with your penis and stretch your scrotum over a drum at the same time while singing the song? Iron Dwarf would be all over that.[/quote]
[quote]brandon76 wrote:
…well I do know a company that has an open casting call for “Gnome River Porn”[/quote]
How would I know that I am qualified?[/quote]
All you have to do is be able to sing Moon River, but change the lyrics to Gnome River, whilst midgets in garden overalls furiously masturbate onto a female midget dressed as a sunflower.[/quote]
Do you have to strum the guitar with your penis and stretch your scrotum over a drum at the same time while singing the song? Iron Dwarf would be all over that.[/quote]
[quote]brandon76 wrote:
…well I do know a company that has an open casting call for “Gnome River Porn”[/quote]
How would I know that I am qualified?[/quote]
All you have to do is be able to sing Moon River, but change the lyrics to Gnome River, whilst midgets in garden overalls furiously masturbate onto a female midget dressed as a sunflower.[/quote]
Do you have to strum the guitar with your penis and stretch your scrotum over a drum at the same time while singing the song? Iron Dwarf would be all over that.[/quote]
Have some respect for the deceased.[/quote]
God bless his gnome-porn loving soul.[/quote]
Odin bless his pissing-vixen ever-luvin heart~[/quote]
Vishnu looks proudly upon his shit-rolling cartoon-drawing life.
[quote]brandon76 wrote:
…well I do know a company that has an open casting call for “Gnome River Porn”[/quote]
How would I know that I am qualified?[/quote]
All you have to do is be able to sing Moon River, but change the lyrics to Gnome River, whilst midgets in garden overalls furiously masturbate onto a female midget dressed as a sunflower.[/quote]
Do you have to strum the guitar with your penis and stretch your scrotum over a drum at the same time while singing the song? Iron Dwarf would be all over that.[/quote]
[quote]brandon76 wrote:
…well I do know a company that has an open casting call for “Gnome River Porn”[/quote]
How would I know that I am qualified?[/quote]
All you have to do is be able to sing Moon River, but change the lyrics to Gnome River, whilst midgets in garden overalls furiously masturbate onto a female midget dressed as a sunflower.[/quote]
Do you have to strum the guitar with your penis and stretch your scrotum over a drum at the same time while singing the song? Iron Dwarf would be all over that.[/quote]
Have some respect for the deceased.[/quote]
Did he really die, or are you busting my chops?
[/quote]
Yes, Iron Dwarf is dead. The man behind Iron Dwarf, however, is very much alive.
[quote]brandon76 wrote:
…well I do know a company that has an open casting call for “Gnome River Porn”[/quote]
How would I know that I am qualified?[/quote]
All you have to do is be able to sing Moon River, but change the lyrics to Gnome River, whilst midgets in garden overalls furiously masturbate onto a female midget dressed as a sunflower.[/quote]
Do you have to strum the guitar with your penis and stretch your scrotum over a drum at the same time while singing the song? Iron Dwarf would be all over that.[/quote]
Have some respect for the deceased.[/quote]
Did he really die, or are you busting my chops?
[/quote]
Yes, Iron Dwarf is dead. The man behind Iron Dwarf, however, is very much alive.
[/quote]