My lord, this is one quality fucking rabbit hole!
[quote]NorCal916 wrote:
My lord, this is one quality f__king rabbit hole![/quote]
Be like Peter Rabbit. He always had more than one hole.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
Sooo nobody called troll on the OP???
I saw a headline from a study recently, it said that Traction is the only proven method (100% serious)
Carry on with troll thread[/quote]
Troll? OP has n00b written all over it
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
OP, all these natural methods are fine, but nothing beats actual steroids and HGH.
In just 20 weeks, I gained a solid 3 inches injecting HGH and test cyp directly into my penis.
Stay away from insulin. It works, but is dangerous.[/quote]
Plus if done long enough the testicles will shrink. That will make the penis appear larger than before.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
OP, ignore the trolls.
This is going to sound weird but trust me this works.
Get a condom and sprinkle 1-2 teaspoons of creatine in it. Wear the condom all day. Take it off when you got to sleep and repeat the next morning after your shower.
Do this 14 days in a row and you will see 1/2 - 3/4 inch of growth. Repeat this cycle until you get the desired length. I swear this works. Two of my friends and my cousin did this and all of them saw great results.
Good luck![/quote]
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! FUCK YOU!!!
Fucking spilled my drink over my laptop 'cos of you. Youâre going to pay for that!
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Now that is definately you in your avatar. Nice work 
Do your research 3 1/2 is all it takes.
[quote]conservativedog wrote:
Do your research 3 1/2 is all it takes.[/quote]
Sadly they will be going elsewhere for the missing inchesâŠ
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]conservativedog wrote:
Do your research 3 1/2 is all it takes.[/quote]
Sadly they will be going elsewhere for the missing inchesâŠ[/quote]
You canât please every horndog, can you Mr. X, I learned the mastercard and visa works for me as well.
It occurred to me I was different when I noticed my dog staring when I undressed.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]brandon76 wrote:
âŠwell I do know a company that has an open casting call for âGnome River Pornâ[/quote]
How would I know that I am qualified?[/quote]
All you have to do is be able to sing Moon River, but change the lyrics to Gnome River, whilst midgets in garden overalls furiously masturbate onto a female midget dressed as a sunflower.[/quote]
Do you have to strum the guitar with your penis and stretch your scrotum over a drum at the same time while singing the song? Iron Dwarf would be all over that.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]brandon76 wrote:
âŠwell I do know a company that has an open casting call for âGnome River Pornâ[/quote]
How would I know that I am qualified?[/quote]
All you have to do is be able to sing Moon River, but change the lyrics to Gnome River, whilst midgets in garden overalls furiously masturbate onto a female midget dressed as a sunflower.[/quote]
Do you have to strum the guitar with your penis and stretch your scrotum over a drum at the same time while singing the song? Iron Dwarf would be all over that.[/quote]
Not sure whether or not youâve ever tried to strum along to Moon River with a flaccid penis, but itâs harder than it sounds.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]brandon76 wrote:
âŠwell I do know a company that has an open casting call for âGnome River Pornâ[/quote]
How would I know that I am qualified?[/quote]
All you have to do is be able to sing Moon River, but change the lyrics to Gnome River, whilst midgets in garden overalls furiously masturbate onto a female midget dressed as a sunflower.[/quote]
Do you have to strum the guitar with your penis and stretch your scrotum over a drum at the same time while singing the song? Iron Dwarf would be all over that.[/quote]
Not sure whether or not youâve ever tried to strum along to Moon River with a flaccid penis, but itâs harder than it sounds.
[/quote]
With all them midgets doing sexual acts all around you how could you have a flaccid penis? It would be hard as a rock. You might even join in on the furious masterbation on the sunflower.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]brandon76 wrote:
âŠwell I do know a company that has an open casting call for âGnome River Pornâ[/quote]
How would I know that I am qualified?[/quote]
All you have to do is be able to sing Moon River, but change the lyrics to Gnome River, whilst midgets in garden overalls furiously masturbate onto a female midget dressed as a sunflower.[/quote]
Do you have to strum the guitar with your penis and stretch your scrotum over a drum at the same time while singing the song? Iron Dwarf would be all over that.[/quote]
Not sure whether or not youâve ever tried to strum along to Moon River with a flaccid penis, but itâs harder than it sounds.
[/quote]
With all them midgets doing sexual acts all around you how could you have a flaccid penis? It would be hard as a rock. You might even join in on the furious masterbation on the sunflower.[/quote]
Donât even get me started with an erect penis, without the foreskin there youâll just gather unsightly calluses.
the first 2/3 pages where the funniest stuff iv read in a long time
Who the fuck has been saying pulling and tugging on it wonât make your dick longer? What the fuck is it going to do? Make it smaller? Fucking hell Einsteins.
UmâŠ
Usually, if I get around to having a woman see my erect dickâŠ
âŠshe is to far gone to give a fuckâŠ
So, unless it is really, really, small, or really, really, big, what the hell?
I prefer to attach a dumbbell to my penis, and do raises with it for high reps for accessory work, and to keep it from getting injured during my main work. I also tie a rope to it, and a barbell then do some pulls from the floor like that up to a max set of 3, or 1. This is called the maximum erection method, or ME. I alternate stances, heights (deficit, floor, off blocks, off racks, ect), and many other variables to prevent accommodation. The best tuggin Iâve done from the floor is with 585 pounds raw, and 665 geared in competition. This has added a foot, and a half to the length doing this. Donât forget to be doing belt squats by attaching the dip belt/weight to it instead of the pulling, as you eventually need a deload from the bar to keep the gains steady.
Never minimal, never maximal, always optimal. DSSG
P.S I must also share my knowledge about the Dynamic erection method.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]brandon76 wrote:
âŠwell I do know a company that has an open casting call for âGnome River Pornâ[/quote]
How would I know that I am qualified?[/quote]
All you have to do is be able to sing Moon River, but change the lyrics to Gnome River, whilst midgets in garden overalls furiously masturbate onto a female midget dressed as a sunflower.[/quote]
Do you have to strum the guitar with your penis and stretch your scrotum over a drum at the same time while singing the song? Iron Dwarf would be all over that.[/quote]
Not sure whether or not youâve ever tried to strum along to Moon River with a flaccid penis, but itâs harder than it sounds.
[/quote]
With all them midgets doing sexual acts all around you how could you have a flaccid penis? It would be hard as a rock. You might even join in on the furious masterbation on the sunflower.[/quote]
Donât even get me started with an erect penis, without the foreskin there youâll just gather unsightly calluses.[/quote]
The calluses, if done correctly, would make it ribbed for her pleasure. Strum your guitar and beat your⊠That will make it bigger.
I once made love to a woman on the third floor of the apartment building.
I was on the first floor when I did it.
Tru story~
My dick is so big, it has an elbow.
OP, what have you done with your life?
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]brandon76 wrote:
âŠwell I do know a company that has an open casting call for âGnome River Pornâ[/quote]
How would I know that I am qualified?[/quote]
All you have to do is be able to sing Moon River, but change the lyrics to Gnome River, whilst midgets in garden overalls furiously masturbate onto a female midget dressed as a sunflower.[/quote]
Do you have to strum the guitar with your penis and stretch your scrotum over a drum at the same time while singing the song? Iron Dwarf would be all over that.[/quote]
Have some respect for the deceased.